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Old 29-12-2014, 08:28 AM
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Some Glaswegian humour

A Glaswegian lad takes his girlfriend home for the first time.
He says, "This is Amanda."

His dad jumps up. "It's a fecking what?"


Final question at a pub quiz in Glasgow last night -

Take That's first album consisted of four words, the first two were "Take That" but what were the second two?

There was a long pause then a wee Glasgow man pipes up with .....

Was it "Ya caaant"..


A primary school teacher spots that Johnny, one of her pupils, is clutching a cat. She inquires, "Johnny, why is your cat at school today?"

Johnny, now in tears, replies, "I heard the postman telling Mummy 'when the kids go to school today, I'm going to eat your pussy'!"
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