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Old 25-11-2014, 11:49 AM
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Fred gets to the dentist - 8:00 appointment - and he said he's in a BIG hurry to get to the golf course. He's got a 9:00 tee time with 3 buddies. He needs a tooth drilled and filled ASAP- there is no way he can wait for anesthesia to kick in.

Doc says, that this is really going to hurt - he recommends the anesthesia.

Fred says, NO WAY, just start drilling. This is the most prestigious course in town, and they've been waiting a LONG TIME to get in. There is NO WAY he's waiting for anesthesia. Just START DRILLING.

Doc says, "OK, if you insist. Which tooth is it"?

Fred says to his wife "Open your mouth, Dear, and show him...."
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