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Old 24-11-2014, 09:49 PM
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Little Johnny went to school and saw his mate Hillary Scott-Johnson had a new watch that had a built in GPS and video phone.. "How did you get that" asked Johnny..."I walked into Papa's bedroom and caught him in bed with the maid" replied Hillary "He said that if I didn't tell Mama he would buy me a new watch..
That afternoon Johnny got home early and walked into his dads bedroom where his dad was shagging the next door neighbours wife, dad looked over his shoulder and said "Waddaya want"..."I wanna watch" replied Johnny.."Well shut the bleeding door, there's a draft going right up my arse"

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