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Old 05-12-2011, 12:05 PM
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Bruce is relaxing in his back garden, sitting in the
shade sipping a beer and listening to the radio. As
he chills out, his wife struggles with a manual mower,
pushing up and down the large lawn, sweating and red-
faced. Bruce's next-door-neighbor sees the woman battling
with the mower and shouts across the fence "You pathetic
excuse for a man," he yells "sitting there sipping your
beer while your poor wife cuts the grass. You should
be bloody well hung." "I am" Bruce shouts back. "That's
why she's doing the grass."
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