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Old 05-12-2011, 12:05 PM
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Bruce is relaxing in his back garden, sitting in the
shade sipping a beer and listening to the radio. As
he chills out, his wife struggles with a manual mower,
pushing up and down the large lawn, sweating and red-
faced. Bruce's next-door-neighbor sees the woman battling
with the mower and shouts across the fence "You pathetic
excuse for a man," he yells "sitting there sipping your
beer while your poor wife cuts the grass. You should
be bloody well hung." "I am" Bruce shouts back. "That's
why she's doing the grass."
Beauty is skin deep; ugly goes right to the bone
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