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Forum: Down The Pub Yesterday, 05:38 PM
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Sticky: joke of the day
Views: 160,980
Posted By Sir Ewok
Nigerian philosophy: I think, therefore I scam. ...

Nigerian philosophy: I think, therefore I scam.

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I’ve just had 40 winks on the train…
I knew I shouldn’t have worn this pink t-shirt

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Well I'm having a shit...
Forum: Down The Pub Yesterday, 04:36 PM
Replies: 1,521
Views: 22,712
Posted By Sir Ewok
Looks like I just have to soldier on by myself...

Looks like I just have to soldier on by myself for a while, hope they fix it soon....:o

https://youtu.be/_OO2PuGz-H8

https://youtu.be/S1a8QABKNo0

https://youtu.be/XDIYOiQUi2s
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Forum: Down The Pub 24-09-2018, 05:08 PM
Replies: 1,606
Sticky: joke of the day
Views: 160,980
Posted By Sir Ewok
I'm looking forward to reading Brendan Rodgers...

I'm looking forward to reading Brendan Rodgers autobiography. "How to fuck up the easiest job in world football."

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"What does Allahu Akbar actually mean?" I asked Muhammad at work...
Forum: Down The Pub 24-09-2018, 04:36 PM
Replies: 1,521
Views: 22,712
Posted By Sir Ewok
https://youtu.be/z-axQht-XDI ...

https://youtu.be/z-axQht-XDI

https://youtu.be/-bryU2jmTV8

https://youtu.be/R7UrFYvl5TE

https://youtu.be/XxSdTGAcJWs
Forum: Down The Pub 24-09-2018, 04:29 PM
Replies: 4,411
Views: 217,999
Posted By Sir Ewok
Hope it goes soon, I was lucky they managed to...

Hope it goes soon, I was lucky they managed to operate on mine and make it bearable. It still dictates my sleeping position at times and I can't kneel on the left knee but better than what you...
Forum: Down The Pub 23-09-2018, 05:38 PM
Replies: 1,606
Sticky: joke of the day
Views: 160,980
Posted By Sir Ewok
I’ve recently joined my local boxing club and the...

I’ve recently joined my local boxing club and the trainer there suggested that I tried skipping to get fitter.
After doing this for an hour, he handed me a rope and said, “Use this, you won’t look...
Forum: Down The Pub 23-09-2018, 05:11 PM
Replies: 1,521
Views: 22,712
Posted By Sir Ewok
https://youtu.be/tb8jkjlP89M ...

https://youtu.be/tb8jkjlP89M

https://youtu.be/gAsLDf-tYlg

https://youtu.be/v-m_QishjH8

https://youtu.be/ntuqTuc6HxM
Forum: Biker Chat 23-09-2018, 05:03 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 90
Posted By Sir Ewok
Gas is another finite fossil fuel, but I don't...

Gas is another finite fossil fuel, but I don't think it is used for electricity generation much. The really stupid thing is that by closing some of the coal burning plants, they have to use mobile...
Forum: Biker Chat 23-09-2018, 11:46 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 90
Posted By Sir Ewok
That means plug in electric too then, since most...

That means plug in electric too then, since most plug in to coal or wood burning stations.......
Forum: Down The Pub 22-09-2018, 04:48 PM
Replies: 1,606
Sticky: joke of the day
Views: 160,980
Posted By Sir Ewok
What do you call a camel with four humps? A...

What do you call a camel with four humps?
A Saudi Quattro.

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After Brexit we will not be able to purchase Venetian blinds so it will probably be curtains for all of us!
...
Forum: Down The Pub 22-09-2018, 04:17 PM
Replies: 1,521
Views: 22,712
Posted By Sir Ewok
Some nice choices there, have them all on my list...

Some nice choices there, have them all on my list for eventual plating.....

https://youtu.be/Rk_sAHh9s08

https://youtu.be/na93MI5NFy0

https://youtu.be/5a6ILOg3kQU
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Forum: Down The Pub 21-09-2018, 05:22 PM
Replies: 1,606
Sticky: joke of the day
Views: 160,980
Posted By Sir Ewok
Caught my wife going through the neighbours bins....

Caught my wife going through the neighbours bins.
She's not nosey. Just shit at parking.

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"I'm very concerned about our daughter, she's very overweight and she taken the toaster...
Forum: Down The Pub 21-09-2018, 04:48 PM
Replies: 1,521
Views: 22,712
Posted By Sir Ewok
https://youtu.be/ruAi4VBoBSM ...

https://youtu.be/ruAi4VBoBSM

https://youtu.be/2ntD9e8BS2Y

https://youtu.be/Q03E7oTc5qo

https://youtu.be/uD17wPD5DnM
Forum: Biker Chat 21-09-2018, 04:42 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 58
Posted By Sir Ewok
Bike didn't have his front wheel up as much as...

Bike didn't have his front wheel up as much as the planes though.....:D
Forum: Down The Pub 21-09-2018, 07:13 AM
Replies: 1,521
Views: 22,712
Posted By Sir Ewok
More wind coming... Lay off the...

More wind coming... Lay off the beans.:eek::eek::eek:
Forum: Down The Pub 20-09-2018, 05:12 PM
Replies: 1,606
Sticky: joke of the day
Views: 160,980
Posted By Sir Ewok
I was watching the New Avengers Assemble movie...

I was watching the New Avengers Assemble movie when my wife said, "What super power would you have if you could have any?"
"Invisibility." I replied.
"I'm intrigued." She went on, "What would you...
Forum: Down The Pub 20-09-2018, 04:39 PM
Replies: 1,521
Views: 22,712
Posted By Sir Ewok
https://youtu.be/NFv-uc90-FM ...

https://youtu.be/NFv-uc90-FM

https://youtu.be/EB86UzewPdo

https://youtu.be/3ISLeHByD-I

https://youtu.be/PxNYvk_0Onw
Forum: Down The Pub 19-09-2018, 04:29 PM
Replies: 1,606
Sticky: joke of the day
Views: 160,980
Posted By Sir Ewok
I've just bought some state of the art garden...

I've just bought some state of the art garden shears.
They're the latest in cutting hedge technology.

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A jew goes up to a prostitute and asks
“how much to wank me off?”
The...
Forum: Down The Pub 19-09-2018, 03:59 PM
Replies: 1,521
Views: 22,712
Posted By Sir Ewok
Friar... What was wrong with Creamy? HOS......

Friar... What was wrong with Creamy?

HOS... Modern R'n'B is nothing like the stuff I used to listen to in the 60's and 70's, it is rubbish now.

https://youtu.be/n4AgZST_TG8
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Forum: Down The Pub 19-09-2018, 03:49 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 112
Posted By Sir Ewok
Or a few beers......

Or a few beers......
Forum: Biker Chat 19-09-2018, 03:48 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 201
Posted By Sir Ewok
Funny enough, having given this some thought I...

Funny enough, having given this some thought I had come to the same conclusion. It's the same as if you have a problem with a brand new Hoover, you go back to the shop that sold it to you, not...
Forum: Down The Pub 18-09-2018, 04:28 PM
Replies: 1,606
Sticky: joke of the day
Views: 160,980
Posted By Sir Ewok
I was at a family party yesterday when my Mum...

I was at a family party yesterday when my Mum started reminiscing about the Summer of '69.
It could have been worse, she could have told everyone about her Autumn of anal.

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At a...
Forum: Down The Pub 18-09-2018, 03:31 PM
Replies: 1,521
Views: 22,712
Posted By Sir Ewok
All girl selection...... Just for the Friar:D ...

All girl selection...... Just for the Friar:D

https://youtu.be/P890pYpCATI

https://youtu.be/QUnXTAD9JR4

https://youtu.be/rywUS-ohqeE

https://youtu.be/d-OBAXHfgqE
Forum: Down The Pub 18-09-2018, 03:26 PM
Replies: 4,411
Views: 217,999
Posted By Sir Ewok
Second that, losing a friend is never easy, but I...

Second that, losing a friend is never easy, but I guess he cared enough about your life to not interfere with your plans. He saw you had a future, even though he did not.... The true meaning of...
Forum: Down The Pub 18-09-2018, 03:22 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 54
Posted By Sir Ewok
Some people have more luck than they...

Some people have more luck than they deserve......:eek:

Glad the kiddie was OK though.
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