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Forum: Down The Pub Today, 05:36 PM
Replies: 1,454
Sticky: joke of the day
Views: 145,325
Posted By Sir Ewok
As the royal baby was born on St George's day he...

As the royal baby was born on St George's day he should be named to reflect what it's truly like to be English in 2018.
So then, Prince Mohammed it is.

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‘French plumber takes...
Forum: Down The Pub Today, 05:03 PM
Replies: 1,154
Views: 17,555
Posted By Sir Ewok
Tony B. Liars theme tune..... ...

Tony B. Liars theme tune.....

https://youtu.be/XTWm0s7ZwDY

https://youtu.be/H6jNc-HDwVA

https://youtu.be/zD8KvL1aFNQ

Because my VPN shows me as being in a different country I sometimes...
Forum: Down The Pub Today, 04:53 PM
Replies: 3,886
Views: 200,441
Posted By Sir Ewok
Might pay to find a history of his unit ( I...

Might pay to find a history of his unit ( I believe you said it was an aircrew training Squadron) and pick some events from there. Many aircrew died during training as night flying with tiny...
Forum: Down The Pub Yesterday, 05:43 PM
Replies: 1,454
Sticky: joke of the day
Views: 145,325
Posted By Sir Ewok
Don't you find It's quite ironic that 'strap on'...

Don't you find It's quite ironic that 'strap on' backwards spells 'no parts'

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When I want a sauna I must have the whole thing to my self.
I have selfish steam issues.
...
Forum: Down The Pub Yesterday, 05:14 PM
Replies: 1,154
Views: 17,555
Posted By Sir Ewok
https://youtu.be/M5q0KmjU0Qk ...

https://youtu.be/M5q0KmjU0Qk

https://youtu.be/BCwkZrj2VT4

https://youtu.be/BQqT5cdW9EQ
Forum: Down The Pub Yesterday, 05:09 PM
Replies: 1,154
Views: 17,555
Posted By Sir Ewok
Very nice, the Bristol built Douglas was quite a...

Very nice, the Bristol built Douglas was quite a common DR bike in WW1 but the Triumph Model H and the BSA Models H & K were also there in great numbers. French motorcycles were so fragile they used...
Forum: Down The Pub Yesterday, 05:03 PM
Replies: 3,886
Views: 200,441
Posted By Sir Ewok
It is the sugar that converts to alcohol so the...

It is the sugar that converts to alcohol so the more sugar and better the yeast the stronger the booze.......
Forum: Down The Pub 22-04-2018, 07:35 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 378
Posted By Sir Ewok
My chargehand knew I was a biker and when his lad...

My chargehand knew I was a biker and when his lad was killed on a bike I was the only one who could talk to him. I guess he wanted to understand what had happened and how and I was the only one who...
Forum: Down The Pub 22-04-2018, 07:28 PM
Replies: 1,454
Sticky: joke of the day
Views: 145,325
Posted By Sir Ewok
Verne Troyer once told the BBC that he felt like...

Verne Troyer once told the BBC that he felt like an adult stuck in a child's body, which ironically is what most of the BBC aspire too.

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I got cut up by a taxi driver last...
Forum: Down The Pub 22-04-2018, 06:54 PM
Replies: 1,154
Views: 17,555
Posted By Sir Ewok
https://youtu.be/HIWY8UyW9bw ...

https://youtu.be/HIWY8UyW9bw

https://youtu.be/mq_oxXo5M1Y

https://youtu.be/xPrZ4yAdj8I

Not music, just something I came across today.....

https://youtu.be/Cyo_aRxSMzA
Forum: Down The Pub 22-04-2018, 06:46 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 378
Posted By Sir Ewok
Had my leg and foot trapped between the front...

Had my leg and foot trapped between the front wing of a BMW and the bike at 50mph, which blew the fat of the muscle and damaged the Saphenous nerve to my left leg. I know about neuropathic nerve...
Forum: Down The Pub 22-04-2018, 06:30 PM
Replies: 3,886
Views: 200,441
Posted By Sir Ewok
No, but I should imagine the hardest part would...

No, but I should imagine the hardest part would be grating or dicing the buggers as they are extremely tough.
Forum: Biker Chat 22-04-2018, 06:28 PM
Replies: 50
Views: 461
Posted By Sir Ewok
Who'd have thought they would have had two in a...

Who'd have thought they would have had two in a week......:p
Forum: Down The Pub 21-04-2018, 07:04 PM
Replies: 1,454
Sticky: joke of the day
Views: 145,325
Posted By Sir Ewok
I walked up to the bar and asked for a white...

I walked up to the bar and asked for a white wine.
"Sure." said the barman. "There's too many immigrants and they're taking all our jobs."

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I bought my dog an inflatable sex...
Forum: Down The Pub 21-04-2018, 06:29 PM
Replies: 1,154
Views: 17,555
Posted By Sir Ewok
The Elvis song bird... Blair witch, twitchy...

The Elvis song bird... Blair witch, twitchy filming and makeup that made her look like a blow up doll.... Still helped with your latex fixation.....:rolleyes:

https://youtu.be/EspCzgXH0o0
...
Forum: Biker Chat 21-04-2018, 06:17 PM
Replies: 50
Views: 461
Posted By Sir Ewok
They would suit you too Friar.......:cool:

They would suit you too Friar.......:cool:
Forum: Down The Pub 20-04-2018, 05:56 PM
Replies: 1,454
Sticky: joke of the day
Views: 145,325
Posted By Sir Ewok
A man before marriage, a dude. After marriage,...

A man before marriage, a dude.
After marriage, subdued.

...............

"I want to sleep at your place tonight," she whispered in my ear.
"Ok," I said, "but I want to be on top."
"Ooh," she...
Forum: Down The Pub 20-04-2018, 05:21 PM
Replies: 1,154
Views: 17,555
Posted By Sir Ewok
https://youtu.be/f2lCDQ8j9bE ...

https://youtu.be/f2lCDQ8j9bE

https://youtu.be/c_BwauaXAlc

https://youtu.be/3G8jAPPjpGs
Forum: Down The Pub 19-04-2018, 05:40 PM
Replies: 1,454
Sticky: joke of the day
Views: 145,325
Posted By Sir Ewok
I'm always puzzled when people praise a pilot's...

I'm always puzzled when people praise a pilot's bravery for getting a plane down safely after an emergency. Doesn't the pilot have a personal interest in getting a plane down safely?
...
Forum: Down The Pub 19-04-2018, 05:09 PM
Replies: 1,154
Views: 17,555
Posted By Sir Ewok
https://youtu.be/jb1r4F0yWZQ ...

https://youtu.be/jb1r4F0yWZQ

https://youtu.be/c8nY06Pt8Qw

https://youtu.be/najL5bbz7bo
Forum: Down The Pub 19-04-2018, 05:01 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 378
Posted By Sir Ewok
What I really loved was the sense of adventure,...

What I really loved was the sense of adventure, new job, new place, new people and sleeping in the van to save cash for the lean times. Having a quick shower in the factory, across to the pub for...
Forum: Down The Pub 19-04-2018, 04:53 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 27
Posted By Sir Ewok
Happy Birthday youngster.........:D

Happy Birthday youngster.........:D
Forum: Down The Pub 18-04-2018, 06:24 PM
Replies: 1,454
Sticky: joke of the day
Views: 145,325
Posted By Sir Ewok
My extra sensitive toothpaste doesn't like it...

My extra sensitive toothpaste doesn't like it when I use other toothpastes.

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The 2018 BMW 7 Series lets the driver just press a button on the key fob, and the car parks itself. ...
Forum: Down The Pub 18-04-2018, 05:51 PM
Replies: 1,154
Views: 17,555
Posted By Sir Ewok
Not the Who... Barenaked Ladies, Balou and the...

Not the Who... Barenaked Ladies, Balou and the bear in the Banana Bunch.

Barenaked Ladies

https://youtu.be/fC_q9KPczAg


Back to normal......

https://youtu.be/U67jIlX2vpo
Forum: Down The Pub 18-04-2018, 05:43 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 378
Posted By Sir Ewok
I know what you mean, I did a contract at EMI in...

I know what you mean, I did a contract at EMI in North London and when the contract came to an end I was asked if I would come back in two weeks time for another contract job. I'm sure those who have...
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