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Forum: Down The Pub Yesterday, 05:44 PM
Replies: 1,295
Sticky: joke of the day
Views: 126,841
Posted By Sir Ewok
A funeral was held today for the inventor of air...

A funeral was held today for the inventor of air conditioning.
Thousands of fans attended.

.................

An American touring Spain stopped at a local restaurant following a day
of...
Forum: Down The Pub Yesterday, 04:55 PM
Replies: 797
Views: 11,257
Posted By Sir Ewok
https://youtu.be/L6-uJLteKek ...

https://youtu.be/L6-uJLteKek

https://youtu.be/nQBIu6Aydmc

https://youtu.be/_91hNV6vuBY
Forum: Down The Pub Yesterday, 04:32 PM
Replies: 3,428
Views: 180,436
Posted By Sir Ewok
Does anybody want to buy 25 litres of...

Does anybody want to buy 25 litres of contaminated petrol? Going cheap.......:rolleyes:
Forum: Down The Pub 19-11-2017, 01:41 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 29
Posted By Sir Ewok
Hoppy Burpday matey..........:D

Hoppy Burpday matey..........:D
Forum: Down The Pub 19-11-2017, 01:40 PM
Replies: 1,295
Sticky: joke of the day
Views: 126,841
Posted By Sir Ewok
Over 90% of people over 60 believe that we show...

Over 90% of people over 60 believe that we show less respect to others than we did in the past.
Silly old fuckers!

....................

If Hitler was a sea creature hed be Adolfin.
...
Forum: Down The Pub 19-11-2017, 01:13 PM
Replies: 797
Views: 11,257
Posted By Sir Ewok
Nice motown selection, no rhyme or reason to mine...

Nice motown selection, no rhyme or reason to mine just in alphabetical blocks.

https://youtu.be/LFD3GT387uI

https://youtu.be/tkxuJcTe_ww

https://youtu.be/VdQY7BusJNU
Forum: Down The Pub 19-11-2017, 01:07 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 22
Posted By Sir Ewok
Get of my computer before you spread your...

Get of my computer before you spread your virus......:eek:
Forum: Down The Pub 19-11-2017, 01:07 PM
Replies: 3,428
Views: 180,436
Posted By Sir Ewok
Don't bother with your fees as the engine refused...

Don't bother with your fees as the engine refused to start and there is a leak somewhere on the filler tube which means I have to keep the tank at half full or less. besides 5 was better than paying...
Forum: Down The Pub 18-11-2017, 07:48 PM
Replies: 1,295
Sticky: joke of the day
Views: 126,841
Posted By Sir Ewok
A man walks into a library and asks for a book on...

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on 'Finding Bigfoot'.
The librarian directs him to the large print section.

..................

I finally got an 'A' on my essay.
Only 1,999 more...
Forum: Down The Pub 18-11-2017, 06:50 PM
Replies: 797
Views: 11,257
Posted By Sir Ewok
Nice choices........ ...

Nice choices........

https://youtu.be/MMLBAhkv6Ss

https://youtu.be/BRCzXk3LAQk

https://youtu.be/y8yCVOobMWw
Forum: Down The Pub 18-11-2017, 06:43 PM
Replies: 3,428
Views: 180,436
Posted By Sir Ewok
Having 20 worth of petrol pumped out of my...

Having 20 worth of petrol pumped out of my diesel car.... Doh! Lucky I am with a breakdown organization and the guy was a gem and did it for a drink. Saved around 200. :o
Forum: Down The Pub 17-11-2017, 06:48 PM
Replies: 1,295
Sticky: joke of the day
Views: 126,841
Posted By Sir Ewok
The girlfriend says Im tight, so to prove her...

The girlfriend says Im tight, so to prove her wrong we went out for some tea and biscuits.
It was quite exciting as shes never given blood before.

.................

My wife loves sad movies,...
Forum: Down The Pub 17-11-2017, 06:10 PM
Replies: 797
Views: 11,257
Posted By Sir Ewok
No, his ghost made a special appearance for this...

No, his ghost made a special appearance for this show.....:o

https://youtu.be/519yuRHApfY

https://youtu.be/T_srIE-YAb8

https://youtu.be/FMrIy9zm7QY
Forum: Down The Pub 17-11-2017, 05:59 PM
Replies: 3,428
Views: 180,436
Posted By Sir Ewok
Sorry to hear so much bad news for you mate! Age...

Sorry to hear so much bad news for you mate! Age seems to play little part in when you are destined to go.......

Good news this end, Darren is coming out of hospital today and may well be heading...
Forum: Down The Pub 16-11-2017, 06:50 PM
Replies: 1,295
Sticky: joke of the day
Views: 126,841
Posted By Sir Ewok
Can I just ask everyone a huge favour? Those of...

Can I just ask everyone a huge favour? Those of you who are planning to put Christmas lights in your gardens, please can you avoid anything red or blue and flashing? Every time I drive past, I think...
Forum: Down The Pub 16-11-2017, 05:59 PM
Replies: 797
Views: 11,257
Posted By Sir Ewok
https://youtu.be/_CbqGXAMm1o ...

https://youtu.be/_CbqGXAMm1o

https://youtu.be/hi1OPa_nzbU

https://youtu.be/JrcYPTRcSX0
Forum: Down The Pub 16-11-2017, 05:51 PM
Replies: 3,428
Views: 180,436
Posted By Sir Ewok
Sorry to hear that, my sons Father-in-law died of...

Sorry to hear that, my sons Father-in-law died of cancer a couple of years ago and it wasn't good.:(

I am not long back from visiting Darren and he is much chirpier now and is walking on crutches....
Forum: Down The Pub 15-11-2017, 03:25 PM
Replies: 1,295
Sticky: joke of the day
Views: 126,841
Posted By Sir Ewok
I think it's terrible and disgusting how everyone...

I think it's terrible and disgusting how everyone has treated the cyclists caught up with the allegations and wrong doing regarding taking drugs whilst competing.
When I was on drugs I couldn't even...
Forum: Down The Pub 15-11-2017, 02:54 PM
Replies: 797
Views: 11,257
Posted By Sir Ewok
https://youtu.be/DVDrIQnUpx0 ...

https://youtu.be/DVDrIQnUpx0

https://youtu.be/MYPJOCxSUFc

https://youtu.be/QeWBS0JBNzQ
Forum: Down The Pub 15-11-2017, 02:46 PM
Replies: 3,428
Views: 180,436
Posted By Sir Ewok
Use the incentive scheme (Whip & Branding Iron)...

Use the incentive scheme (Whip & Branding Iron) and it should be OK.....;)
Forum: Down The Pub 14-11-2017, 09:24 PM
Replies: 1,295
Sticky: joke of the day
Views: 126,841
Posted By Sir Ewok
Just a quick apology to those Take That fans I...

Just a quick apology to those Take That fans I offended earlier.
Whatever I said, whatever I did
I didn't mean it.

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Just been on a diabetes awareness website and it asked me...
Forum: Down The Pub 14-11-2017, 08:46 PM
Replies: 797
Views: 11,257
Posted By Sir Ewok
https://youtu.be/2zM79SH0Zgg ...

https://youtu.be/2zM79SH0Zgg

https://youtu.be/FC3y9llDXuM

https://youtu.be/1TO48Cnl66w
Forum: Down The Pub 14-11-2017, 08:37 PM
Replies: 3,428
Views: 180,436
Posted By Sir Ewok
Should have used one of our indentured workers...

Should have used one of our indentured workers (slaves) to do the work as failure means no food that day......:rolleyes:
Forum: Down The Pub 13-11-2017, 05:50 PM
Replies: 1,295
Sticky: joke of the day
Views: 126,841
Posted By Sir Ewok
Marks and Spencer`s new Xmas advert states "That...

Marks and Spencer`s new Xmas advert states "That it wouldn't be Christmas without M&S".
They're right too.
It'd be Chrita.

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My computer just crashed and now all the other...
Forum: Down The Pub 13-11-2017, 05:11 PM
Replies: 797
Views: 11,257
Posted By Sir Ewok
Always thought The Stranglers song was about...

Always thought The Stranglers song was about Gordon Brown.... Gordon Brown His eye looks at his earhole.....

https://youtu.be/uc2UEfWjvo8

https://youtu.be/5Y9DYGiDL1o
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