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Forum: Down The Pub Yesterday, 04:43 PM
Replies: 1,545
Sticky: joke of the day
Views: 154,359
Posted By Sir Ewok
Rudyard Kipling may be accused of being a racist...

Rudyard Kipling may be accused of being a racist but he did write some exceedingly good poems.

...........

I had the Hiroshima Breakfast this morning.
One giant mushroom and loads of burnt...
Forum: Down The Pub Yesterday, 04:03 PM
Replies: 1,371
Views: 20,461
Posted By Sir Ewok
https://youtu.be/nFZP8zQ5kzk ...

https://youtu.be/nFZP8zQ5kzk

https://youtu.be/z4q05resEvc

https://youtu.be/zlSFmotba2I

https://youtu.be/Ju8Hr50Ckwk
Forum: Down The Pub 19-07-2018, 05:59 PM
Replies: 1,545
Sticky: joke of the day
Views: 154,359
Posted By Sir Ewok
A boy is watching tv with his dad when a sex...

A boy is watching tv with his dad when a sex scene comes on...
"Well son, time for bed" the dad says, "But dad I'm 16" complains the son... the dad replies "I don't care how old you are, you're not...
Forum: Down The Pub 19-07-2018, 05:11 PM
Replies: 1,371
Views: 20,461
Posted By Sir Ewok
My first ties in with your last.......:rolleyes: ...

My first ties in with your last.......:rolleyes:

https://youtu.be/My9I8q-iJCI

https://youtu.be/TjWys7Op_oE

https://youtu.be/5r8G3SEGIV0

https://youtu.be/jjnmICxvoVY
Forum: Down The Pub 18-07-2018, 06:37 PM
Replies: 1,545
Sticky: joke of the day
Views: 154,359
Posted By Sir Ewok
If a woman ever pulls a knife out on you during...

If a woman ever pulls a knife out on you during an argument, pull out some bread, butter and cheese.
Her instincts will kick in and she'll make you a sandwich.

...........

A Vegan is someone...
Forum: Down The Pub 18-07-2018, 05:46 PM
Replies: 1,371
Views: 20,461
Posted By Sir Ewok
https://youtu.be/U2OmPnWDfck ...

https://youtu.be/U2OmPnWDfck

https://youtu.be/H9694K85Xc8

https://youtu.be/GeZZr_p6vB8

https://youtu.be/xQ5HowJPvpk
Forum: Down The Pub 18-07-2018, 05:35 PM
Replies: 4,183
Views: 210,727
Posted By Sir Ewok
In a pie.....:rolleyes:

In a pie.....:rolleyes:
Forum: Down The Pub 17-07-2018, 06:17 PM
Replies: 1,545
Sticky: joke of the day
Views: 154,359
Posted By Sir Ewok
It was my birthday last week and my girlfriend...

It was my birthday last week and my girlfriend asked me if I wanted a pair of Nike Air Max trainers for my present.
I told her to just give me head and i would be more than happy.
Anyway, I've got...
Forum: Down The Pub 17-07-2018, 05:38 PM
Replies: 1,371
Views: 20,461
Posted By Sir Ewok
https://youtu.be/nOwotKwEjhs ...

https://youtu.be/nOwotKwEjhs

https://youtu.be/sR8Ar0sXRHM

https://youtu.be/2Q_ZzBGPdqE

https://youtu.be/yUCBQeKOJv8
Forum: Down The Pub 17-07-2018, 05:32 PM
Replies: 4,183
Views: 210,727
Posted By Sir Ewok
No chance Tuckies missus has spent it all on...

No chance Tuckies missus has spent it all on paint and wallpaper....
Forum: Down The Pub 16-07-2018, 05:57 PM
Replies: 1,545
Sticky: joke of the day
Views: 154,359
Posted By Sir Ewok
England the fourth best football team in the...

England the fourth best football team in the world.
Scotland the fourth best football team in the UK.

.............

I had a traditional English Sunday morning breakfast today.
Three quarters...
Forum: Down The Pub 16-07-2018, 05:05 PM
Replies: 1,371
Views: 20,461
Posted By Sir Ewok
Thought you'd like it..... ...

Thought you'd like it.....

https://youtu.be/3OnnDqH6Wj8

https://youtu.be/tDq3fNew1rU

https://youtu.be/SHeiYThaJ_g

https://youtu.be/7_TMUJIWwyI
Forum: Down The Pub 15-07-2018, 06:04 PM
Replies: 1,545
Sticky: joke of the day
Views: 154,359
Posted By Sir Ewok
Burglars broke into my house last night and said...

Burglars broke into my house last night and said they were searching for money...
...So I laughed like fuck and searched with them.

.............

For Sale:
Used football shirts. Tunisia,...
Forum: Down The Pub 15-07-2018, 05:25 PM
Replies: 1,371
Views: 20,461
Posted By Sir Ewok
The curse of Bitninja strikes again, do the...

The curse of Bitninja strikes again, do the captcha thing when it comes up and things will return to normal......

https://youtu.be/kIDWgqDBNXA

https://youtu.be/FPoKiGQzbSQ
...
Forum: Down The Pub 15-07-2018, 05:17 PM
Replies: 4,183
Views: 210,727
Posted By Sir Ewok
It's something to do with the server or IP and it...

It's something to do with the server or IP and it spots multiple log ins and password failures and decides you are a Bot. If you do the Captcha thingy it should white list you and not block you from...
Forum: Down The Pub 14-07-2018, 08:59 PM
Replies: 1,545
Sticky: joke of the day
Views: 154,359
Posted By Sir Ewok
I was sat at the dining table with my...

I was sat at the dining table with my grandparents when my gran asked me "Have you found yourself a nice girlfriend yet? Such a waste, a nice handsome, young man like you."
"Well gran" I said "I'm...
Forum: Down The Pub 14-07-2018, 08:13 PM
Replies: 1,371
Views: 20,461
Posted By Sir Ewok
https://youtu.be/en1uwIzI3SE ...

https://youtu.be/en1uwIzI3SE

https://youtu.be/0Gjx-ZQuQ_Y

https://youtu.be/Xpo9C__EQto

https://youtu.be/a-Lp2uC_1lg
Forum: Down The Pub 14-07-2018, 08:07 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 494
Posted By Sir Ewok
Fully agree, I love this site and all who sail in...

Fully agree, I love this site and all who sail in it, would be a shame to lose it for any reason.......:cool:
Forum: Down The Pub 13-07-2018, 05:47 PM
Replies: 1,545
Sticky: joke of the day
Views: 154,359
Posted By Sir Ewok
I saw an advert on TV today: "Our over 60's...

I saw an advert on TV today:
"Our over 60's plan will pay your funeral expenses when you die. You wouldn't want your loved ones to have to find the money to bury you"
Fuck me! Why don't I also...
Forum: Down The Pub 13-07-2018, 05:11 PM
Replies: 1,371
Views: 20,461
Posted By Sir Ewok
It happened to be on my list, most of the...

It happened to be on my list, most of the Christmas songs are on a different file but some escaped......

https://youtu.be/qHagigQRKqU

https://youtu.be/-51Zb5w5tKE
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Forum: Down The Pub 13-07-2018, 05:06 PM
Replies: 4,183
Views: 210,727
Posted By Sir Ewok
All I know is Oscar Wilde seemed to think it was...

All I know is Oscar Wilde seemed to think it was important......:o
Forum: Down The Pub 13-07-2018, 05:03 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 494
Posted By Sir Ewok
I think it was your mention of the SUN and other...

I think it was your mention of the SUN and other such rags that gets up peoples noses because I certainly don't and I'm pretty sure that HOS doesn't read the Sun, Mail or Telegraph etc. You are...
Forum: Biker Chat 13-07-2018, 04:55 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 572
Posted By Sir Ewok
I'm with Harry there, sometimes having a job you...

I'm with Harry there, sometimes having a job you don't want can be a stepping stone to one you do. In the meantime you have money coming in bill get paid and it feels better to be able to do what you...
Forum: Down The Pub 12-07-2018, 06:03 PM
Replies: 1,545
Sticky: joke of the day
Views: 154,359
Posted By Sir Ewok
It looks like there will be a night of rejoicing...

It looks like there will be a night of rejoicing in that dark foreign land tonight, with drinking and singing in an incomprehensible tongue whilst they celebrate England's defeat. Scotland.....
...
Forum: Down The Pub 12-07-2018, 05:22 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 494
Posted By Sir Ewok
If this guy is a troll, then he has won by your...

If this guy is a troll, then he has won by your leaving, everybody has a right to an opinion, you don't have to agree but you need to be civil in your replies. Say you disagree and explain, don't...
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