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Forum: Down The Pub Yesterday, 06:45 PM
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Sticky: joke of the day
Views: 151,249
Posted By Sir Ewok
A Muslim cleric once stated that women shouldn't...

A Muslim cleric once stated that women shouldn't be allowed to watch men's football games.
Y'know, just sometimes they get it fucking spot on.

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I was at a BBQ the other night and I...
Forum: Down The Pub Yesterday, 06:00 PM
Replies: 1,305
Views: 19,354
Posted By Sir Ewok
Very interesting collections, though not keen on...

Very interesting collections, though not keen on HOS's second lot, but each to their own. What's a GTN? a Gynaecological Trained Nurse?

Today's offerings......

https://youtu.be/-WBFBsZeYfg
...
Forum: Down The Pub Yesterday, 05:44 PM
Replies: 4,058
Views: 206,746
Posted By Sir Ewok
I feel it's my duty to live as long as possible...

I feel it's my duty to live as long as possible to get back as much money as I can. Over the years I worked I gave a huge amount of money to various governments and they have the nerve to say my...
Forum: Down The Pub 20-06-2018, 05:31 PM
Replies: 1,512
Sticky: joke of the day
Views: 151,249
Posted By Sir Ewok
Poland fans have gone on a rampage in Russia.... ...

Poland fans have gone on a rampage in Russia....
Police have reported that 350 cars have so far been washed, polished and hoovered !

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"So, I guess you've never been with a...
Forum: Down The Pub 20-06-2018, 04:52 PM
Replies: 1,305
Views: 19,354
Posted By Sir Ewok
Prefer this version.... ...

Prefer this version....

https://youtu.be/pcwlsVBPe-M

And today's picks.....

https://youtu.be/0xv62_JzC1s

https://youtu.be/PJl88SVz9IY
Forum: Down The Pub 20-06-2018, 04:39 PM
Replies: 4,058
Views: 206,746
Posted By Sir Ewok
Same here with the bowel cancer, my dad died of...

Same here with the bowel cancer, my dad died of pancreatic cancer and they couldn't even diagnose it, only came out at the autopsy. I had the 'poo stick' test in November 2010 and by June 2011 I was...
Forum: Down The Pub 19-06-2018, 05:12 PM
Replies: 1,512
Sticky: joke of the day
Views: 151,249
Posted By Sir Ewok
Train tags 3 graffiti artists ........... ...

Train tags 3 graffiti artists

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One for FT.....

A man wakes up in the hospital, bandaged from head to foot.

The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained...
Forum: Down The Pub 19-06-2018, 04:21 PM
Replies: 1,305
Views: 19,354
Posted By Sir Ewok
I see your meds are wearing off again.......

I see your meds are wearing off again.... Nurse!!!!

https://youtu.be/bJ9r8LMU9bQ

https://youtu.be/wdoT50N8uv4

https://youtu.be/M0MH1Ly0-Hs

https://youtu.be/86URGgqONvA
Forum: Down The Pub 19-06-2018, 04:12 PM
Replies: 4,058
Views: 206,746
Posted By Sir Ewok
Always good when you get good news, hope there is...

Always good when you get good news, hope there is more to come. I have read with brain injuries that the brain can sometimes heal itself by creating new pathways for the neurons to travel and relearn...
Forum: Down The Pub 18-06-2018, 05:31 PM
Replies: 1,512
Sticky: joke of the day
Views: 151,249
Posted By Sir Ewok
I hate those people that knock on your door and...

I hate those people that knock on your door and tell you how you need to be 'saved' or you will 'burn'....
.....fucking firemen.

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ĎMoped thieves stole Sajid Javid's phone as he...
Forum: Down The Pub 18-06-2018, 04:41 PM
Replies: 1,305
Views: 19,354
Posted By Sir Ewok
Had the same with 10cc, happens a lot, even had...

Had the same with 10cc, happens a lot, even had it happen on one I had put up?

https://youtu.be/eNWxHFOd1d0

https://youtu.be/ik_i9NQylUk

https://youtu.be/8kAU3B9Pi_U
...
Forum: Down The Pub 17-06-2018, 05:27 PM
Replies: 1,512
Sticky: joke of the day
Views: 151,249
Posted By Sir Ewok
Iím having to watch Croatia v Nigeria on an old...

Iím having to watch Croatia v Nigeria on an old black and white TV but itís surprisingly easy to follow.

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I laughed like fuck at this daft cunt with three lions on his t-shirt....
Forum: Down The Pub 17-06-2018, 04:37 PM
Replies: 1,305
Views: 19,354
Posted By Sir Ewok
Just got back from a Birthday Barbecue... Totally...

Just got back from a Birthday Barbecue... Totally stuffed.

https://youtu.be/MP9vhBBaPc4

https://youtu.be/p5AQ-DuYhEA

https://youtu.be/-NzZ1mCNbNA

https://youtu.be/bvD9deMDR-c
Forum: Down The Pub 16-06-2018, 07:25 PM
Replies: 1,512
Sticky: joke of the day
Views: 151,249
Posted By Sir Ewok
Computer games are said to be a bad influence on...

Computer games are said to be a bad influence on kids. Nonsense - my generation grew up playing Pac-Man, but did we end up dashing around dark rooms and swallowing white dots while listening to...
Forum: Down The Pub 16-06-2018, 06:37 PM
Replies: 1,305
Views: 19,354
Posted By Sir Ewok
Did me 10K virtual walking race today...... ...

Did me 10K virtual walking race today......

https://youtu.be/nXiQtD5gcHU

https://youtu.be/HmXiLTfQFOM

https://youtu.be/XqnGeSFhKV4

A Bob Marley song that is not so mainstream.....:cool:
Forum: Down The Pub 15-06-2018, 05:27 PM
Replies: 1,512
Sticky: joke of the day
Views: 151,249
Posted By Sir Ewok
Looks like Saudi Arabia will beheading home soon....

Looks like Saudi Arabia will beheading home soon.

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"Rocking up for a gig in the gig economy.."

What it sounds like
..you and your pop star mates step out of a limo, snort some...
Forum: Down The Pub 15-06-2018, 04:40 PM
Replies: 1,305
Views: 19,354
Posted By Sir Ewok
Need to sign in for this one? ...

Need to sign in for this one?

https://youtu.be/E16r28Ezb7E

Grew up listening to this guy and dancing to his music....

https://youtu.be/I5Q-KJBs3JA

just the next on the list.
Forum: Down The Pub 14-06-2018, 05:38 PM
Replies: 1,512
Sticky: joke of the day
Views: 151,249
Posted By Sir Ewok
A report has concluded that paedophiles should be...

A report has concluded that paedophiles should be re-educated.
What a great idea, let's send paedophiles back to school.

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My boss said he's going to fire everyone with bad...
Forum: Down The Pub 14-06-2018, 04:43 PM
Replies: 1,305
Views: 19,354
Posted By Sir Ewok
https://youtu.be/yCW7Aw8ugOI ...

https://youtu.be/yCW7Aw8ugOI

https://youtu.be/IIw3BtSPHtI

https://youtu.be/jgA4iFFhe14

https://youtu.be/IYOYlqOitDA
Forum: Down The Pub 14-06-2018, 04:35 PM
Replies: 4,058
Views: 206,746
Posted By Sir Ewok
Hint.... It's next to the missing Nazi gold.....:D

Hint.... It's next to the missing Nazi gold.....:D
Forum: Biker Chat 14-06-2018, 04:32 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 318
Posted By Sir Ewok
I remember talking to the paramedic when they...

I remember talking to the paramedic when they loaded me in the ambulance after my last major accident and he told me about an accident he had attended where the pillion had worn trainers. He said...
Forum: Down The Pub 13-06-2018, 05:45 PM
Replies: 1,512
Sticky: joke of the day
Views: 151,249
Posted By Sir Ewok
That Halifax advert with Top Cat in it is spot...

That Halifax advert with Top Cat in it is spot on.
A few years ago I took out a mortgage with the Halifax, and now I live in a bin in an alleyway.

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My black colleague said to...
Forum: Down The Pub 13-06-2018, 04:45 PM
Replies: 1,305
Views: 19,354
Posted By Sir Ewok
https://youtu.be/ws-_syszg84 ...

https://youtu.be/ws-_syszg84

https://youtu.be/3FygIKsnkCw

https://youtu.be/GFxbdzCWob0

https://youtu.be/nfWlot6h_JM
Forum: Down The Pub 13-06-2018, 04:36 PM
Replies: 4,058
Views: 206,746
Posted By Sir Ewok
Just make sure you do 4 different bikes and not 2...

Just make sure you do 4 different bikes and not 2 bikes twice.......:p
Forum: Biker Chat 13-06-2018, 04:35 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 318
Posted By Sir Ewok
Agreed, that's why I bought my first (Analogue)...

Agreed, that's why I bought my first (Analogue) mobile phone, for such emergencies. Further to your comments, make sure it is fully, or at least have a high charge, before setting out. If you are...
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