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Forum: Down The Pub Yesterday, 05:22 PM
Replies: 1,634
Sticky: joke of the day
Views: 164,133
Posted By Sir Ewok
We lost all the vowels from our Scrabble set. So...

We lost all the vowels from our Scrabble set. So I sold it on Ebay as a Welsh edition.

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Eating in a pub these days is like visiting the psychiatric ward. They were serving steak...
Forum: Down The Pub Yesterday, 04:57 PM
Replies: 1,611
Views: 24,058
Posted By Sir Ewok
What part of Cosworth were you in, I was at the...

What part of Cosworth were you in, I was at the Road Engine plant in Wellingborough (behind the indoor cricket club)

https://youtu.be/nCTDslchcH0

https://youtu.be/rI_zG2eWGE4
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Forum: Down The Pub Yesterday, 04:50 PM
Replies: 4,486
Views: 221,733
Posted By Sir Ewok
Didn't happen to see Captain Birdseye about, did...

Didn't happen to see Captain Birdseye about, did you?????:D
Forum: Biker Chat Yesterday, 04:49 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 153
Posted By Sir Ewok
Always helps if others post regularly so the...

Always helps if others post regularly so the owners see lots of traffic and then see advertising revenue (or in this case magazine sales). If we all post something on here it may make them think...
Forum: Down The Pub 21-10-2018, 06:01 PM
Replies: 1,634
Sticky: joke of the day
Views: 164,133
Posted By Sir Ewok
Finally some good news from The EU. As my...

Finally some good news from The EU.
As my stools have been tested to contain a minimum 60% blood they are allowing me to sell them as Black Puddings.

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My Spanish girlfriend works...
Forum: Down The Pub 21-10-2018, 05:30 PM
Replies: 1,611
Views: 24,058
Posted By Sir Ewok
https://youtu.be/vPzDTfIb0DU ...

https://youtu.be/vPzDTfIb0DU

https://youtu.be/uNLZcOpThpM

https://youtu.be/UIVe-rZBcm4

https://youtu.be/HQW7I62TNOw
Forum: Down The Pub 20-10-2018, 06:07 PM
Replies: 1,634
Sticky: joke of the day
Views: 164,133
Posted By Sir Ewok
I've developed a new bacon scented repellent to...

I've developed a new bacon scented repellent to keep Muslims at bay.
I'm calling it Peppa Spray.

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Kleenex are re-branding their man size hankies and going to get the homeless to...
Forum: Down The Pub 20-10-2018, 05:34 PM
Replies: 1,611
Views: 24,058
Posted By Sir Ewok
Use a free streaming (or pay to hear it once)...

Use a free streaming (or pay to hear it once) site and listen to it before you buy......

https://youtu.be/J65wrZv6Cg8

https://youtu.be/w6Q3mHyzn78

I think the song below should be about...
Forum: Down The Pub 20-10-2018, 05:25 PM
Replies: 65
Views: 533
Posted By Sir Ewok
It's the satnav and free advice machine that you...

It's the satnav and free advice machine that you can't turn off (not legally anyway).;)
Forum: Biker Chat 20-10-2018, 05:22 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 436
Posted By Sir Ewok
WTF is E10 petrol......:confused:

WTF is E10 petrol......:confused:
Forum: Down The Pub 19-10-2018, 05:17 PM
Replies: 1,634
Sticky: joke of the day
Views: 164,133
Posted By Sir Ewok
I don't care for the term 'kidnapping'. I...

I don't care for the term 'kidnapping'.
I prefer to call it 'surprise adoption'.

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It has been confirmed that Dianne Abbott is to be the face on the new 43.13 note.

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Forum: Down The Pub 19-10-2018, 04:47 PM
Replies: 1,611
Views: 24,058
Posted By Sir Ewok
Is it me or does one of the aliens on Star...

Is it me or does one of the aliens on Star trekkin have a head like half a cheese football?
Rock around the clock was the first adult feature film I saw at the cinema, the Ted's slashed some of the...
Forum: Down The Pub 19-10-2018, 04:37 PM
Replies: 1,611
Views: 24,058
Posted By Sir Ewok
Should always listen to it in the sound botth to...

Should always listen to it in the sound botth to avoid expensive errors.....:D
Forum: Down The Pub 19-10-2018, 04:32 PM
Replies: 65
Views: 533
Posted By Sir Ewok
My wife is so fat that when she caught a flesh...

My wife is so fat that when she caught a flesh eating bug, it gave up.....:D
Forum: Down The Pub 18-10-2018, 05:27 PM
Replies: 4,486
Views: 221,733
Posted By Sir Ewok
Good old Arnold Rimmer.....:D

Good old Arnold Rimmer.....:D
Forum: Down The Pub 18-10-2018, 05:26 PM
Replies: 1,634
Sticky: joke of the day
Views: 164,133
Posted By Sir Ewok
Studies show that 80% of aeroplane crashes occur...

Studies show that 80% of aeroplane crashes occur in the 10 minutes of take off and landing.
Common sense dictates that all aeroplane crashes occur in the last second of flight.

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Forum: Down The Pub 18-10-2018, 04:51 PM
Replies: 1,611
Views: 24,058
Posted By Sir Ewok
No problem, glad to be of service.....:cool: ...

No problem, glad to be of service.....:cool:

https://youtu.be/TzFnYcIqj6I

https://youtu.be/aNsmiqmaEWo

https://youtu.be/ILaTgQBKRbE

https://youtu.be/MkwsX9h6tYs
Forum: Down The Pub 18-10-2018, 04:43 PM
Replies: 4,486
Views: 221,733
Posted By Sir Ewok
Or how brown his nose is......:o

Or how brown his nose is......:o
Forum: Biker Chat 18-10-2018, 04:41 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 55
Posted By Sir Ewok
But only just.....

But only just.....
Forum: Down The Pub 17-10-2018, 06:11 PM
Replies: 1,634
Sticky: joke of the day
Views: 164,133
Posted By Sir Ewok
The latest fashion must-have is a 750 'vulva'...

The latest fashion must-have is a 750 'vulva' scarf by Fendi, which makes the wearer look like they are being born.
It's quite appropriate really, as anyone who would pay 750 for a fucking scarf...
Forum: Down The Pub 17-10-2018, 05:23 PM
Replies: 1,611
Views: 24,058
Posted By Sir Ewok
Nah! Not me, but Little Billing is a couple of...

Nah! Not me, but Little Billing is a couple of miles away from me on the Eastern edge of Northampton.... It's a bit posher than where I live. :D

https://youtu.be/62H4ChNdEZs
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Forum: Down The Pub 16-10-2018, 05:56 PM
Replies: 1,634
Sticky: joke of the day
Views: 164,133
Posted By Sir Ewok
Microsoft co-founder Paul Allen dies aged 65. ...

Microsoft co-founder Paul Allen dies aged 65.
Or is it just migration to the cloud?

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I've discovered that I've hit that stage of my life where I'd rather listen to a song I know...
Forum: Down The Pub 16-10-2018, 05:18 PM
Replies: 1,611
Views: 24,058
Posted By Sir Ewok
Looks like Tuckie's internet is down...

Looks like Tuckie's internet is down again.....That'll help sell his house....:rolleyes:

https://youtu.be/ZTbTHlTmDX8

https://youtu.be/_IUfQ7lgzDg

https://youtu.be/bu6HJDYWf68
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Forum: Down The Pub 16-10-2018, 05:11 PM
Replies: 65
Views: 533
Posted By Sir Ewok
I used to always be in trouble as I hated school...

I used to always be in trouble as I hated school as well, one day a teacher came down the corridor as we queued up for a class and whacked me across the legs with a steel ruler. I asked why as I had...
Forum: Down The Pub 15-10-2018, 05:32 PM
Replies: 1,634
Sticky: joke of the day
Views: 164,133
Posted By Sir Ewok
Apparently, the gender that invented the TV, the...

Apparently, the gender that invented the TV, the car, the train, the aeroplane, the refrigerator, the sewerage system, central heating, the radio, the phone, the computer and the internet
Are...
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