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Forum: Down The Pub Yesterday, 04:29 PM
Replies: 1,600
Sticky: joke of the day
Views: 160,296
Posted By Sir Ewok
I've just bought some state of the art garden...

I've just bought some state of the art garden shears.
They're the latest in cutting hedge technology.

................

A jew goes up to a prostitute and asks
how much to wank me off?
The...
Forum: Down The Pub Yesterday, 03:59 PM
Replies: 1,508
Views: 22,437
Posted By Sir Ewok
Friar... What was wrong with Creamy? HOS......

Friar... What was wrong with Creamy?

HOS... Modern R'n'B is nothing like the stuff I used to listen to in the 60's and 70's, it is rubbish now.

https://youtu.be/n4AgZST_TG8
...
Forum: Down The Pub Yesterday, 03:49 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 61
Posted By Sir Ewok
Or a few beers......

Or a few beers......
Forum: Biker Chat Yesterday, 03:48 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 165
Posted By Sir Ewok
Funny enough, having given this some thought I...

Funny enough, having given this some thought I had come to the same conclusion. It's the same as if you have a problem with a brand new Hoover, you go back to the shop that sold it to you, not...
Forum: Down The Pub 18-09-2018, 04:28 PM
Replies: 1,600
Sticky: joke of the day
Views: 160,296
Posted By Sir Ewok
I was at a family party yesterday when my Mum...

I was at a family party yesterday when my Mum started reminiscing about the Summer of '69.
It could have been worse, she could have told everyone about her Autumn of anal.

...............

At a...
Forum: Down The Pub 18-09-2018, 03:31 PM
Replies: 1,508
Views: 22,437
Posted By Sir Ewok
All girl selection...... Just for the Friar:D ...

All girl selection...... Just for the Friar:D

https://youtu.be/P890pYpCATI

https://youtu.be/QUnXTAD9JR4

https://youtu.be/rywUS-ohqeE

https://youtu.be/d-OBAXHfgqE
Forum: Down The Pub 18-09-2018, 03:26 PM
Replies: 4,391
Views: 217,238
Posted By Sir Ewok
Second that, losing a friend is never easy, but I...

Second that, losing a friend is never easy, but I guess he cared enough about your life to not interfere with your plans. He saw you had a future, even though he did not.... The true meaning of...
Forum: Down The Pub 18-09-2018, 03:22 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 47
Posted By Sir Ewok
Some people have more luck than they...

Some people have more luck than they deserve......:eek:

Glad the kiddie was OK though.
Forum: Down The Pub 17-09-2018, 05:15 PM
Replies: 1,600
Sticky: joke of the day
Views: 160,296
Posted By Sir Ewok
My girlfriend called me last night. Im just...

My girlfriend called me last night.
Im just sitting here watching soaps, Ive got my face mask on, my hair in rollers and Im painting my nails.
She said, I swear youre a bender.
...
Forum: Down The Pub 17-09-2018, 04:33 PM
Replies: 1,508
Views: 22,437
Posted By Sir Ewok
Always thought this was a girl singing.... Doh! ...

Always thought this was a girl singing.... Doh!

https://youtu.be/rNxNXcNSyTk

https://youtu.be/gyEMnA70Kb0

https://youtu.be/cRM70Jw7F4M

https://youtu.be/A3ytTKZf344
Forum: Down The Pub 17-09-2018, 04:24 PM
Replies: 4,391
Views: 217,238
Posted By Sir Ewok
Even worse, they can sell it to another company...

Even worse, they can sell it to another company while you are alive, which can then evict you (as you are now a tenant) and make you put the house into 'good order' at your expense. This was...
Forum: Down The Pub 16-09-2018, 07:08 PM
Replies: 1,600
Sticky: joke of the day
Views: 160,296
Posted By Sir Ewok
We were so poor growing up For Christmas I'd...

We were so poor growing up
For Christmas I'd have a pack of batteries with a label on it that said 'Toys not Included'

..............

In the beginning, God created the heaven and the earth......
Forum: Down The Pub 16-09-2018, 06:30 PM
Replies: 1,508
Views: 22,437
Posted By Sir Ewok
Probably true if you leave out the word...

Probably true if you leave out the word impecable........:p

https://youtu.be/tgk7G1m2VtE

https://youtu.be/yRYFKcMa_Ek

https://youtu.be/MVH39yj26a0

https://youtu.be/kMe3NldwS4s
Forum: Down The Pub 15-09-2018, 06:11 PM
Replies: 1,600
Sticky: joke of the day
Views: 160,296
Posted By Sir Ewok
AMERICANS, stop your house from being blown away...

AMERICANS, stop your house from being blown away by hurricane Florence by simply placing your 90 stone arse on top of the roof!

............

4 for a bucket of popcorn??? The last time I was...
Forum: Down The Pub 15-09-2018, 05:31 PM
Replies: 1,508
Views: 22,437
Posted By Sir Ewok
HOS, your #2 was the same as Friars #3 :D ...

HOS, your #2 was the same as Friars #3 :D

For the last few months......

https://youtu.be/1CAzwewVjZ0

https://youtu.be/2y3J46DhoL0

https://youtu.be/SVmjKHkgxis
Forum: Down The Pub 14-09-2018, 04:00 PM
Replies: 1,600
Sticky: joke of the day
Views: 160,296
Posted By Sir Ewok
A cub scout knocked on my door and said "give me...

A cub scout knocked on my door and said "give me 5 quid or I 'll tell my dad you touched my willy "
I didn't have any money so I thought well as you're going to tell him anyway.

...........
...
Forum: Down The Pub 14-09-2018, 03:22 PM
Replies: 1,508
Views: 22,437
Posted By Sir Ewok
Jeez, for a moment I thought aliens had done a...

Jeez, for a moment I thought aliens had done a body swap with Triar Fuck because of the modern stuff, but then he reverted t form with Kylie...:D

https://youtu.be/Dsc5JHgavN4
...
Forum: Down The Pub 14-09-2018, 03:11 PM
Replies: 4,391
Views: 217,238
Posted By Sir Ewok
It would be grand if you got your money back........

It would be grand if you got your money back..... or they did all the searches that you had done free of charge.:cool:
Forum: Down The Pub 13-09-2018, 05:46 PM
Replies: 1,600
Sticky: joke of the day
Views: 160,296
Posted By Sir Ewok
My brother plays football for a team called the...

My brother plays football for a team called the Musketeers.
They started the season well..with three wins and a draw..
all 4-1 and one 4-all....

............

I bought my new wife a full set...
Forum: Down The Pub 13-09-2018, 05:02 PM
Replies: 1,508
Views: 22,437
Posted By Sir Ewok
https://youtu.be/a1K3imgZbUg ...

https://youtu.be/a1K3imgZbUg

https://youtu.be/cAGN-REiqFs

https://youtu.be/OwdlqquJDK4

https://youtu.be/3O1_3zBUKM8
Forum: Biker Chat 13-09-2018, 04:50 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 165
Posted By Sir Ewok
Can't remember which service it was but I ordered...

Can't remember which service it was but I ordered something and waited for it to arrive or a 'sorry you were out' notice. Nothing except a while later an irate message from the sender saying the...
Forum: Down The Pub 12-09-2018, 05:05 PM
Replies: 1,600
Sticky: joke of the day
Views: 160,296
Posted By Sir Ewok
Theresa May awoke this morning to the sound of...

Theresa May awoke this morning to the sound of pigeons in the back yard of No. 10 going "coup, coup, coup."

............

I was walking through a field in Vietnam with my mate when I spotted a...
Forum: Down The Pub 12-09-2018, 04:28 PM
Replies: 1,508
Views: 22,437
Posted By Sir Ewok
https://youtu.be/W-w3WfgpcGg ...

https://youtu.be/W-w3WfgpcGg

https://youtu.be/59caVlKNNEQ

https://youtu.be/XIvCAB7nPo8

https://youtu.be/6ROwVrF0Ceg
Forum: Down The Pub 11-09-2018, 05:23 PM
Replies: 1,600
Sticky: joke of the day
Views: 160,296
Posted By Sir Ewok
The singer Cliff Richard has been suffering from...

The singer Cliff Richard has been suffering from much online abuse since the court case
Hes got himself some spying, talking, tweeting, stalking, living trolls.

..........

How do you make a...
Forum: Down The Pub 11-09-2018, 04:39 PM
Replies: 1,508
Views: 22,437
Posted By Sir Ewok
The James Brown song was on one of the earliest...

The James Brown song was on one of the earliest soul albums I ever bought.

https://youtu.be/eeUg8xK2QLg

https://youtu.be/IlV7RhT6zHs

https://youtu.be/xplKpL59sPg
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