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Forum: Down The Pub Yesterday, 06:12 PM
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Views: 127,258
Posted By Sir Ewok
A sultry, over the shoulder stare followed by a...

A sultry, over the shoulder stare followed by a slow, seductive lick of the lips is one of the sexiest things in the world.
Not during a rectal exam though according to my doctor.

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Forum: Down The Pub Yesterday, 05:17 PM
Replies: 804
Views: 11,347
Posted By Sir Ewok
https://youtu.be/IcrbM1l_BoI ...

https://youtu.be/IcrbM1l_BoI

https://youtu.be/U0mL2gzy8dE

https://youtu.be/_2uEzaotkbU
Forum: Down The Pub Yesterday, 05:09 PM
Replies: 3,439
Views: 180,838
Posted By Sir Ewok
A picture of the repair to Darrens...

A picture of the repair to Darrens pelvis.......:cool:
Forum: Down The Pub 22-11-2017, 06:25 PM
Replies: 1,299
Sticky: joke of the day
Views: 127,258
Posted By Sir Ewok
Slugs are obviously snails that have been through...

Slugs are obviously snails that have been through a divorce.

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I had a goal to lose two stone by the end of the year.
Just three stone to go!

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Just...
Forum: Down The Pub 22-11-2017, 05:41 PM
Replies: 804
Views: 11,347
Posted By Sir Ewok
https://youtu.be/OKyRVbdqEVg ...

https://youtu.be/OKyRVbdqEVg

https://youtu.be/1neyd9lUvb0

https://youtu.be/xQxhhRkEavw
Forum: Down The Pub 22-11-2017, 05:35 PM
Replies: 3,439
Views: 180,838
Posted By Sir Ewok
Darren had to go to Northampton General today as...

Darren had to go to Northampton General today as his right leg was still very painful. Following an X-ray it turns out he has a small piece of bone chipped off that is floating around. They did not...
Forum: Down The Pub 21-11-2017, 07:08 PM
Replies: 1,299
Sticky: joke of the day
Views: 127,258
Posted By Sir Ewok
Did you hear about the dyslexic gynecologist? ...

Did you hear about the dyslexic gynecologist?
He wants to look at your vinegar.

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Women your husband is the best person to tell your secrets too!
He won't tell anyone...
Forum: Down The Pub 21-11-2017, 06:30 PM
Replies: 804
Views: 11,347
Posted By Sir Ewok
https://youtu.be/kcASPx3-HuI ...

https://youtu.be/kcASPx3-HuI

https://youtu.be/srMBZiqNMaM

https://youtu.be/ndw9u0_nBSk
Forum: Down The Pub 21-11-2017, 06:25 PM
Replies: 3,439
Views: 180,838
Posted By Sir Ewok
Jeezus! The scrotes round my way would have it...

Jeezus! The scrotes round my way would have it alight before I got back in the house.......:eek:
Forum: Down The Pub 21-11-2017, 06:23 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 21
Posted By Sir Ewok
Have a good one mate.......:D

Have a good one mate.......:D
Forum: Down The Pub 20-11-2017, 05:44 PM
Replies: 1,299
Sticky: joke of the day
Views: 127,258
Posted By Sir Ewok
A funeral was held today for the inventor of air...

A funeral was held today for the inventor of air conditioning.
Thousands of fans attended.

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An American touring Spain stopped at a local restaurant following a day
of...
Forum: Down The Pub 20-11-2017, 04:55 PM
Replies: 804
Views: 11,347
Posted By Sir Ewok
https://youtu.be/L6-uJLteKek ...

https://youtu.be/L6-uJLteKek

https://youtu.be/nQBIu6Aydmc

https://youtu.be/_91hNV6vuBY
Forum: Down The Pub 20-11-2017, 04:32 PM
Replies: 3,439
Views: 180,838
Posted By Sir Ewok
Does anybody want to buy 25 litres of...

Does anybody want to buy 25 litres of contaminated petrol? Going cheap.......:rolleyes:
Forum: Down The Pub 19-11-2017, 01:41 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 50
Posted By Sir Ewok
Hoppy Burpday matey..........:D

Hoppy Burpday matey..........:D
Forum: Down The Pub 19-11-2017, 01:40 PM
Replies: 1,299
Sticky: joke of the day
Views: 127,258
Posted By Sir Ewok
Over 90% of people over 60 believe that we show...

Over 90% of people over 60 believe that we show less respect to others than we did in the past.
Silly old fuckers!

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If Hitler was a sea creature hed be Adolfin.
...
Forum: Down The Pub 19-11-2017, 01:13 PM
Replies: 804
Views: 11,347
Posted By Sir Ewok
Nice motown selection, no rhyme or reason to mine...

Nice motown selection, no rhyme or reason to mine just in alphabetical blocks.

https://youtu.be/LFD3GT387uI

https://youtu.be/tkxuJcTe_ww

https://youtu.be/VdQY7BusJNU
Forum: Down The Pub 19-11-2017, 01:07 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 36
Posted By Sir Ewok
Get of my computer before you spread your...

Get of my computer before you spread your virus......:eek:
Forum: Down The Pub 19-11-2017, 01:07 PM
Replies: 3,439
Views: 180,838
Posted By Sir Ewok
Don't bother with your fees as the engine refused...

Don't bother with your fees as the engine refused to start and there is a leak somewhere on the filler tube which means I have to keep the tank at half full or less. besides 5 was better than paying...
Forum: Down The Pub 18-11-2017, 07:48 PM
Replies: 1,299
Sticky: joke of the day
Views: 127,258
Posted By Sir Ewok
A man walks into a library and asks for a book on...

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on 'Finding Bigfoot'.
The librarian directs him to the large print section.

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I finally got an 'A' on my essay.
Only 1,999 more...
Forum: Down The Pub 18-11-2017, 06:50 PM
Replies: 804
Views: 11,347
Posted By Sir Ewok
Nice choices........ ...

Nice choices........

https://youtu.be/MMLBAhkv6Ss

https://youtu.be/BRCzXk3LAQk

https://youtu.be/y8yCVOobMWw
Forum: Down The Pub 18-11-2017, 06:43 PM
Replies: 3,439
Views: 180,838
Posted By Sir Ewok
Having 20 worth of petrol pumped out of my...

Having 20 worth of petrol pumped out of my diesel car.... Doh! Lucky I am with a breakdown organization and the guy was a gem and did it for a drink. Saved around 200. :o
Forum: Down The Pub 17-11-2017, 06:48 PM
Replies: 1,299
Sticky: joke of the day
Views: 127,258
Posted By Sir Ewok
The girlfriend says Im tight, so to prove her...

The girlfriend says Im tight, so to prove her wrong we went out for some tea and biscuits.
It was quite exciting as shes never given blood before.

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My wife loves sad movies,...
Forum: Down The Pub 17-11-2017, 06:10 PM
Replies: 804
Views: 11,347
Posted By Sir Ewok
No, his ghost made a special appearance for this...

No, his ghost made a special appearance for this show.....:o

https://youtu.be/519yuRHApfY

https://youtu.be/T_srIE-YAb8

https://youtu.be/FMrIy9zm7QY
Forum: Down The Pub 17-11-2017, 05:59 PM
Replies: 3,439
Views: 180,838
Posted By Sir Ewok
Sorry to hear so much bad news for you mate! Age...

Sorry to hear so much bad news for you mate! Age seems to play little part in when you are destined to go.......

Good news this end, Darren is coming out of hospital today and may well be heading...
Forum: Down The Pub 16-11-2017, 06:50 PM
Replies: 1,299
Sticky: joke of the day
Views: 127,258
Posted By Sir Ewok
Can I just ask everyone a huge favour? Those of...

Can I just ask everyone a huge favour? Those of you who are planning to put Christmas lights in your gardens, please can you avoid anything red or blue and flashing? Every time I drive past, I think...
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