100% Biker & Trike Magazine Forums

Go Back   100% Biker & Trike Magazine Forums > Search Forums

Notices

Showing results 1 to 25 of 500
Search took 0.09 seconds.
Search: Posts Made By: Sir Ewok
Forum: Down The Pub Yesterday, 05:59 PM
Replies: 1,544
Sticky: joke of the day
Views: 154,270
Posted By Sir Ewok
A boy is watching tv with his dad when a sex...

A boy is watching tv with his dad when a sex scene comes on...
"Well son, time for bed" the dad says, "But dad I'm 16" complains the son... the dad replies "I don't care how old you are, you're not...
Forum: Down The Pub Yesterday, 05:11 PM
Replies: 1,369
Views: 20,440
Posted By Sir Ewok
My first ties in with your last.......:rolleyes: ...

My first ties in with your last.......:rolleyes:

https://youtu.be/My9I8q-iJCI

https://youtu.be/TjWys7Op_oE

https://youtu.be/5r8G3SEGIV0

https://youtu.be/jjnmICxvoVY
Forum: Down The Pub 18-07-2018, 06:37 PM
Replies: 1,544
Sticky: joke of the day
Views: 154,270
Posted By Sir Ewok
If a woman ever pulls a knife out on you during...

If a woman ever pulls a knife out on you during an argument, pull out some bread, butter and cheese.
Her instincts will kick in and she'll make you a sandwich.

...........

A Vegan is someone...
Forum: Down The Pub 18-07-2018, 05:46 PM
Replies: 1,369
Views: 20,440
Posted By Sir Ewok
https://youtu.be/U2OmPnWDfck ...

https://youtu.be/U2OmPnWDfck

https://youtu.be/H9694K85Xc8

https://youtu.be/GeZZr_p6vB8

https://youtu.be/xQ5HowJPvpk
Forum: Down The Pub 18-07-2018, 05:35 PM
Replies: 4,181
Views: 210,617
Posted By Sir Ewok
In a pie.....:rolleyes:

In a pie.....:rolleyes:
Forum: Down The Pub 17-07-2018, 06:17 PM
Replies: 1,544
Sticky: joke of the day
Views: 154,270
Posted By Sir Ewok
It was my birthday last week and my girlfriend...

It was my birthday last week and my girlfriend asked me if I wanted a pair of Nike Air Max trainers for my present.
I told her to just give me head and i would be more than happy.
Anyway, I've got...
Forum: Down The Pub 17-07-2018, 05:38 PM
Replies: 1,369
Views: 20,440
Posted By Sir Ewok
https://youtu.be/nOwotKwEjhs ...

https://youtu.be/nOwotKwEjhs

https://youtu.be/sR8Ar0sXRHM

https://youtu.be/2Q_ZzBGPdqE

https://youtu.be/yUCBQeKOJv8
Forum: Down The Pub 17-07-2018, 05:32 PM
Replies: 4,181
Views: 210,617
Posted By Sir Ewok
No chance Tuckies missus has spent it all on...

No chance Tuckies missus has spent it all on paint and wallpaper....
Forum: Down The Pub 16-07-2018, 05:57 PM
Replies: 1,544
Sticky: joke of the day
Views: 154,270
Posted By Sir Ewok
England the fourth best football team in the...

England the fourth best football team in the world.
Scotland the fourth best football team in the UK.

.............

I had a traditional English Sunday morning breakfast today.
Three quarters...
Forum: Down The Pub 16-07-2018, 05:05 PM
Replies: 1,369
Views: 20,440
Posted By Sir Ewok
Thought you'd like it..... ...

Thought you'd like it.....

https://youtu.be/3OnnDqH6Wj8

https://youtu.be/tDq3fNew1rU

https://youtu.be/SHeiYThaJ_g

https://youtu.be/7_TMUJIWwyI
Forum: Down The Pub 15-07-2018, 06:04 PM
Replies: 1,544
Sticky: joke of the day
Views: 154,270
Posted By Sir Ewok
Burglars broke into my house last night and said...

Burglars broke into my house last night and said they were searching for money...
...So I laughed like fuck and searched with them.

.............

For Sale:
Used football shirts. Tunisia,...
Forum: Down The Pub 15-07-2018, 05:25 PM
Replies: 1,369
Views: 20,440
Posted By Sir Ewok
The curse of Bitninja strikes again, do the...

The curse of Bitninja strikes again, do the captcha thing when it comes up and things will return to normal......

https://youtu.be/kIDWgqDBNXA

https://youtu.be/FPoKiGQzbSQ
...
Forum: Down The Pub 15-07-2018, 05:17 PM
Replies: 4,181
Views: 210,617
Posted By Sir Ewok
It's something to do with the server or IP and it...

It's something to do with the server or IP and it spots multiple log ins and password failures and decides you are a Bot. If you do the Captcha thingy it should white list you and not block you from...
Forum: Down The Pub 14-07-2018, 08:59 PM
Replies: 1,544
Sticky: joke of the day
Views: 154,270
Posted By Sir Ewok
I was sat at the dining table with my...

I was sat at the dining table with my grandparents when my gran asked me "Have you found yourself a nice girlfriend yet? Such a waste, a nice handsome, young man like you."
"Well gran" I said "I'm...
Forum: Down The Pub 14-07-2018, 08:13 PM
Replies: 1,369
Views: 20,440
Posted By Sir Ewok
https://youtu.be/en1uwIzI3SE ...

https://youtu.be/en1uwIzI3SE

https://youtu.be/0Gjx-ZQuQ_Y

https://youtu.be/Xpo9C__EQto

https://youtu.be/a-Lp2uC_1lg
Forum: Down The Pub 14-07-2018, 08:07 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 490
Posted By Sir Ewok
Fully agree, I love this site and all who sail in...

Fully agree, I love this site and all who sail in it, would be a shame to lose it for any reason.......:cool:
Forum: Down The Pub 13-07-2018, 05:47 PM
Replies: 1,544
Sticky: joke of the day
Views: 154,270
Posted By Sir Ewok
I saw an advert on TV today: "Our over 60's...

I saw an advert on TV today:
"Our over 60's plan will pay your funeral expenses when you die. You wouldn't want your loved ones to have to find the money to bury you"
Fuck me! Why don't I also...
Forum: Down The Pub 13-07-2018, 05:11 PM
Replies: 1,369
Views: 20,440
Posted By Sir Ewok
It happened to be on my list, most of the...

It happened to be on my list, most of the Christmas songs are on a different file but some escaped......

https://youtu.be/qHagigQRKqU

https://youtu.be/-51Zb5w5tKE
...
Forum: Down The Pub 13-07-2018, 05:06 PM
Replies: 4,181
Views: 210,617
Posted By Sir Ewok
All I know is Oscar Wilde seemed to think it was...

All I know is Oscar Wilde seemed to think it was important......:o
Forum: Down The Pub 13-07-2018, 05:03 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 490
Posted By Sir Ewok
I think it was your mention of the SUN and other...

I think it was your mention of the SUN and other such rags that gets up peoples noses because I certainly don't and I'm pretty sure that HOS doesn't read the Sun, Mail or Telegraph etc. You are...
Forum: Biker Chat 13-07-2018, 04:55 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 566
Posted By Sir Ewok
I'm with Harry there, sometimes having a job you...

I'm with Harry there, sometimes having a job you don't want can be a stepping stone to one you do. In the meantime you have money coming in bill get paid and it feels better to be able to do what you...
Forum: Down The Pub 12-07-2018, 06:03 PM
Replies: 1,544
Sticky: joke of the day
Views: 154,270
Posted By Sir Ewok
It looks like there will be a night of rejoicing...

It looks like there will be a night of rejoicing in that dark foreign land tonight, with drinking and singing in an incomprehensible tongue whilst they celebrate England's defeat. Scotland.....
...
Forum: Down The Pub 12-07-2018, 05:22 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 490
Posted By Sir Ewok
If this guy is a troll, then he has won by your...

If this guy is a troll, then he has won by your leaving, everybody has a right to an opinion, you don't have to agree but you need to be civil in your replies. Say you disagree and explain, don't...
Forum: Down The Pub 12-07-2018, 05:17 PM
Replies: 1,369
Views: 20,440
Posted By Sir Ewok
Yep! That's Mr. Moore..... And that bird would be...

Yep! That's Mr. Moore..... And that bird would be on the road to hell if she came off in that gear.

https://youtu.be/yd8jh9QYfEs

https://youtu.be/fL6ysSP3b3A

https://youtu.be/DDt3u2Ev1cI
...
Forum: Down The Pub 12-07-2018, 05:04 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 490
Posted By Sir Ewok
Guys, we are getting like the bad old days under...

Guys, we are getting like the bad old days under a previous editor, where everybody was at each others throats. I think that Thatcher manufactured a war to take peoples minds off what was happening...
Showing results 1 to 25 of 500

 
Forum Jump

All times are GMT. The time now is 11:16 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.8
Copyright ©2000 - 2018, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.