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Forum: Down The Pub Today, 05:17 PM
Replies: 1,631
Sticky: joke of the day
Views: 163,741
Posted By Sir Ewok
I don't care for the term 'kidnapping'. I...

I don't care for the term 'kidnapping'.
I prefer to call it 'surprise adoption'.

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It has been confirmed that Dianne Abbott is to be the face on the new 43.13 note.

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Forum: Down The Pub Today, 04:47 PM
Replies: 1,594
Views: 23,827
Posted By Sir Ewok
Is it me or does one of the aliens on Star...

Is it me or does one of the aliens on Star trekkin have a head like half a cheese football?
Rock around the clock was the first adult feature film I saw at the cinema, the Ted's slashed some of the...
Forum: Down The Pub Today, 04:37 PM
Replies: 1,594
Views: 23,827
Posted By Sir Ewok
Should always listen to it in the sound botth to...

Should always listen to it in the sound botth to avoid expensive errors.....:D
Forum: Down The Pub Today, 04:32 PM
Replies: 56
Views: 409
Posted By Sir Ewok
My wife is so fat that when she caught a flesh...

My wife is so fat that when she caught a flesh eating bug, it gave up.....:D
Forum: Down The Pub Yesterday, 05:27 PM
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Views: 221,342
Posted By Sir Ewok
Good old Arnold Rimmer.....:D

Good old Arnold Rimmer.....:D
Forum: Down The Pub Yesterday, 05:26 PM
Replies: 1,631
Sticky: joke of the day
Views: 163,741
Posted By Sir Ewok
Studies show that 80% of aeroplane crashes occur...

Studies show that 80% of aeroplane crashes occur in the 10 minutes of take off and landing.
Common sense dictates that all aeroplane crashes occur in the last second of flight.

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Forum: Down The Pub Yesterday, 04:51 PM
Replies: 1,594
Views: 23,827
Posted By Sir Ewok
No problem, glad to be of service.....:cool: ...

No problem, glad to be of service.....:cool:

https://youtu.be/TzFnYcIqj6I

https://youtu.be/aNsmiqmaEWo

https://youtu.be/ILaTgQBKRbE

https://youtu.be/MkwsX9h6tYs
Forum: Down The Pub Yesterday, 04:43 PM
Replies: 4,477
Views: 221,342
Posted By Sir Ewok
Or how brown his nose is......:o

Or how brown his nose is......:o
Forum: Biker Chat Yesterday, 04:41 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 46
Posted By Sir Ewok
But only just.....

But only just.....
Forum: Down The Pub 17-10-2018, 06:11 PM
Replies: 1,631
Sticky: joke of the day
Views: 163,741
Posted By Sir Ewok
The latest fashion must-have is a 750 'vulva'...

The latest fashion must-have is a 750 'vulva' scarf by Fendi, which makes the wearer look like they are being born.
It's quite appropriate really, as anyone who would pay 750 for a fucking scarf...
Forum: Down The Pub 17-10-2018, 05:23 PM
Replies: 1,594
Views: 23,827
Posted By Sir Ewok
Nah! Not me, but Little Billing is a couple of...

Nah! Not me, but Little Billing is a couple of miles away from me on the Eastern edge of Northampton.... It's a bit posher than where I live. :D

https://youtu.be/62H4ChNdEZs
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Forum: Down The Pub 16-10-2018, 05:56 PM
Replies: 1,631
Sticky: joke of the day
Views: 163,741
Posted By Sir Ewok
Microsoft co-founder Paul Allen dies aged 65. ...

Microsoft co-founder Paul Allen dies aged 65.
Or is it just migration to the cloud?

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I've discovered that I've hit that stage of my life where I'd rather listen to a song I know...
Forum: Down The Pub 16-10-2018, 05:18 PM
Replies: 1,594
Views: 23,827
Posted By Sir Ewok
Looks like Tuckie's internet is down...

Looks like Tuckie's internet is down again.....That'll help sell his house....:rolleyes:

https://youtu.be/ZTbTHlTmDX8

https://youtu.be/_IUfQ7lgzDg

https://youtu.be/bu6HJDYWf68
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Forum: Down The Pub 16-10-2018, 05:11 PM
Replies: 56
Views: 409
Posted By Sir Ewok
I used to always be in trouble as I hated school...

I used to always be in trouble as I hated school as well, one day a teacher came down the corridor as we queued up for a class and whacked me across the legs with a steel ruler. I asked why as I had...
Forum: Down The Pub 15-10-2018, 05:32 PM
Replies: 1,631
Sticky: joke of the day
Views: 163,741
Posted By Sir Ewok
Apparently, the gender that invented the TV, the...

Apparently, the gender that invented the TV, the car, the train, the aeroplane, the refrigerator, the sewerage system, central heating, the radio, the phone, the computer and the internet
Are...
Forum: Down The Pub 15-10-2018, 04:53 PM
Replies: 1,594
Views: 23,827
Posted By Sir Ewok
https://youtu.be/CNQpYz1ztx8 ...

https://youtu.be/CNQpYz1ztx8

https://youtu.be/Qr31Vhu01fc

https://youtu.be/B-2MenrnR2U

https://youtu.be/_PVjcIO4MT4
Forum: Down The Pub 15-10-2018, 04:46 PM
Replies: 56
Views: 409
Posted By Sir Ewok
I got school dinners but would sometimes hop out...

I got school dinners but would sometimes hop out at lunchtime for the French loaf, but loved the dinners as well. All fresh cooked and lots of choice, very filling and tasty.

If HOS liked the bad...
Forum: Biker Chat 15-10-2018, 04:29 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 369
Posted By Sir Ewok
Agree with that, some places have charging points...

Agree with that, some places have charging points (poles with a card reader and plug) so you can charge and pay for your leccy at the same time, however, if they fare the same as the internet cable...
Forum: Down The Pub 14-10-2018, 06:43 PM
Replies: 1,631
Sticky: joke of the day
Views: 163,741
Posted By Sir Ewok
I was driving into a tunnel late last night when...

I was driving into a tunnel late last night when I decided to slow down to 5mph. The queue of traffic behind me were raging and sounding their horns. I wasn't taking any chances though, the car in...
Forum: Down The Pub 14-10-2018, 06:09 PM
Replies: 1,594
Views: 23,827
Posted By Sir Ewok
Well done. https://youtu.be/xuZA6qiJVfU ...

Well done.

https://youtu.be/xuZA6qiJVfU

https://youtu.be/9cQlVww0zKo

https://youtu.be/-vMBp6iUJzk

https://youtu.be/2AzEY6ZqkuE
Forum: Down The Pub 14-10-2018, 06:00 PM
Replies: 56
Views: 409
Posted By Sir Ewok
When I was at school we would sometimes escape at...

When I was at school we would sometimes escape at lunch times and buy a French stick and a bag of chips, hollow out the bread and fill it with hot steaming chips....Yum!
Forum: Biker Chat 14-10-2018, 05:57 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 369
Posted By Sir Ewok
Electric may be OK round town but no good for...

Electric may be OK round town but no good for long distance and where do you recharge the bloody things. Many homes (especially on my estate) have no access to the road and people who live in high...
Forum: Down The Pub 13-10-2018, 06:08 PM
Replies: 1,631
Sticky: joke of the day
Views: 163,741
Posted By Sir Ewok
I applied to join the police and they asked me...

I applied to join the police and they asked me what I would do in the event of a terrorist attack.
"I'd get the fuck out of there as fast as I can, " I said.
Start next week, been told they expect...
Forum: Down The Pub 13-10-2018, 05:29 PM
Replies: 1,594
Views: 23,827
Posted By Sir Ewok
https://youtu.be/vaqfgSWQOT0 ...

https://youtu.be/vaqfgSWQOT0

https://youtu.be/VjEq-r2agqc

https://youtu.be/LJ4wa-432xQ

https://youtu.be/FZ4jMSCBswY
Forum: Down The Pub 13-10-2018, 05:23 PM
Replies: 1,594
Views: 23,827
Posted By Sir Ewok
You should get in touch with BT billing dept and...

You should get in touch with BT billing dept and ask for a rebate for all the days you were off line and they should give it to you seeing as they kept saying there was no line fault and not doing...
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