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Forum: Down The Pub Today, 04:02 PM
Replies: 1,486
Sticky: joke of the day
Views: 148,622
Posted By Sir Ewok
I feel awful for Loris Karius, hes gonna get a...

I feel awful for Loris Karius, hes gonna get a lot of mean tweets and messages but worse yet, hell be unable to block them.

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Open top bus for sale
Contact Jurgen Klopp
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Forum: Down The Pub Today, 03:38 PM
Replies: 1,245
Views: 18,618
Posted By Sir Ewok
Very nice, you two.......:cool: ...

Very nice, you two.......:cool:

https://youtu.be/CAORTc5dj3Y

https://youtu.be/kUg7OO1gZk0

https://youtu.be/fPO76Jlnz6c

https://youtu.be/6f7pgA0riU8
Forum: Down The Pub Today, 03:25 PM
Replies: 3,956
Views: 203,707
Posted By Sir Ewok
We had rain (Northampton) last night. Did some...

We had rain (Northampton) last night. Did some work in the house and garden, preparing for a bonfire.......:D
Forum: Down The Pub Yesterday, 04:20 PM
Replies: 1,486
Sticky: joke of the day
Views: 148,622
Posted By Sir Ewok
After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year,...

After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, British scientists found
traces of copper wire dating back 200 years and came to the conclusion that
their ancestors already had a telephone...
Forum: Down The Pub Yesterday, 03:55 PM
Replies: 1,245
Views: 18,618
Posted By Sir Ewok
https://youtu.be/etviGf1uWlg ...

https://youtu.be/etviGf1uWlg

https://youtu.be/iumiHCm_vTg

https://youtu.be/TdrNUGUXdfw
Forum: Biker Chat Yesterday, 03:42 PM
Replies: 90
Views: 1,499
Posted By Sir Ewok
Not sure but it wouldn't hurt to ask should the...

Not sure but it wouldn't hurt to ask should the problem arise. I guess that if it is, say emissions which were OK under the existing MOT certificate, if they fail under the new rules then the car was...
Forum: Down The Pub 25-05-2018, 06:38 PM
Replies: 1,486
Sticky: joke of the day
Views: 148,622
Posted By Sir Ewok
They've just put the bus fare up in Bradford to...

They've just put the bus fare up in Bradford to 100 rupees.

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Me and the girlfriend were walking through the local park at the weekend when we seen a pit bull savagely attacking...
Forum: Down The Pub 25-05-2018, 06:13 PM
Replies: 1,245
Views: 18,618
Posted By Sir Ewok
Wasn't so keen on the clubbing stuff, which I...

Wasn't so keen on the clubbing stuff, which I call flat tyre music (sounds like driving on a flat tyre ... Thump, Thump, Thump...) Fortunately because I am supposed to be in France I was spared the...
Forum: Down The Pub 25-05-2018, 05:56 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 75
Posted By Sir Ewok
It's always possible this case was an accident,...

It's always possible this case was an accident, which doesn't mean that somebody isn't deliberately listening in. If you are talking to the missus about the worktops you want for the kitchen, it...
Forum: Down The Pub 25-05-2018, 05:48 PM
Replies: 3,956
Views: 203,707
Posted By Sir Ewok
Could find yourself sailing up the high street,...

Could find yourself sailing up the high street, Turn left at the next junction, Turn left at the next junction.......:eek:
Forum: Biker Chat 25-05-2018, 05:34 PM
Replies: 90
Views: 1,499
Posted By Sir Ewok
The 'Sale of goods Act' says that goods should be...

The 'Sale of goods Act' says that goods should be of Merchantable Quality, which means exactly that. If it is not fit to be used, or needs repair to use, then it was not fit for purpose (unless you...
Forum: Down The Pub 24-05-2018, 04:19 PM
Replies: 1,486
Sticky: joke of the day
Views: 148,622
Posted By Sir Ewok
I have a female flatmate, but there's nothing...

I have a female flatmate, but there's nothing going on between us.
In a lot of ways it's like a marriage, but without the sex.
Come to think of it, it's exactly like a marriage.

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Forum: Down The Pub 24-05-2018, 03:49 PM
Replies: 1,245
Views: 18,618
Posted By Sir Ewok
And seagulls tap dancing on the roof at 'Fuck...

And seagulls tap dancing on the roof at 'Fuck Off' o'clock in the morning....

https://youtu.be/qchPLaiKocI

https://youtu.be/355Fk8drgZE

https://youtu.be/XqFBgx1fm9k
Forum: Down The Pub 24-05-2018, 03:44 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 33
Posted By Sir Ewok
joyeux anniversaire mon gars!:D

joyeux anniversaire mon gars!:D
Forum: Down The Pub 24-05-2018, 03:42 PM
Replies: 3,956
Views: 203,707
Posted By Sir Ewok
I'd love to be able to skip but I don't know if I...

I'd love to be able to skip but I don't know if I could do it all day.....:rolleyes:
Forum: Down The Pub 23-05-2018, 05:22 PM
Replies: 1,486
Sticky: joke of the day
Views: 148,622
Posted By Sir Ewok
They had to get a translator in at the benefits...

They had to get a translator in at the benefits office today.
Some cheeky cunt came in speaking English.

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We could sort out the obesity problem with children if paedophiles...
Forum: Down The Pub 23-05-2018, 04:56 PM
Replies: 1,245
Views: 18,618
Posted By Sir Ewok
Had a lot of good stuff between the two of you,...

Had a lot of good stuff between the two of you, agree about Emelie Sande. Gonna have to change the pace......:cool:

https://youtu.be/RZ2oXzrnti4

https://youtu.be/V8177D8D7Lo
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Forum: Down The Pub 23-05-2018, 04:40 PM
Replies: 3,956
Views: 203,707
Posted By Sir Ewok
Made rose hip sherry which was judged to be very...

Made rose hip sherry which was judged to be very good by the old country boys I worked with. Sherry needs to be exposed to the air, unlike most wines and if you use a gallon demijohn, you only make 6...
Forum: Down The Pub 22-05-2018, 05:04 PM
Replies: 1,486
Sticky: joke of the day
Views: 148,622
Posted By Sir Ewok
If I had a ten pound note for every gender... ...

If I had a ten pound note for every gender...
I'd have twenty quid and a shitload of fake money.

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The Roma are doing well in the World Athletics Championships.
They`ve taken the...
Forum: Down The Pub 22-05-2018, 04:37 PM
Replies: 1,245
Views: 18,618
Posted By Sir Ewok
https://youtu.be/Zu0tt20UJag ...

https://youtu.be/Zu0tt20UJag

https://youtu.be/8oOtz6mE7sM

https://youtu.be/IasCZL072fQ
Forum: Biker Chat 22-05-2018, 04:31 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 145
Posted By Sir Ewok
With modern medicine and emergency treatment, too...

With modern medicine and emergency treatment, too many are surviving and polluting the gene pool......:rolleyes:
Forum: Down The Pub 21-05-2018, 05:19 PM
Replies: 1,486
Sticky: joke of the day
Views: 148,622
Posted By Sir Ewok
I'm taking part in the Hillsborough triathlon...

I'm taking part in the Hillsborough triathlon today!
Football, squash & fencing.

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I felt really patriotic and nostalgic after the royal wedding. It was the first time the UK had...
Forum: Down The Pub 21-05-2018, 04:47 PM
Replies: 1,245
Views: 18,618
Posted By Sir Ewok
Never thought much of Elvis, turned into a show...

Never thought much of Elvis, turned into a show tune singer, as for King of Rock'n'Roll....Bah! Chuck Berry was better than him.....

https://youtu.be/4jIMg-exlFs

https://youtu.be/KLVq0IAzh1A
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Forum: Biker Chat 21-05-2018, 04:39 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 145
Posted By Sir Ewok
There are also the CUNTS.... Can't Use Normal...

There are also the CUNTS.... Can't Use Normal Trafficlights, who like to sail through junctions on RED and swear at cars and bikes that are swerving and burning their tyres to avoid them. Cyclists...
Forum: Biker Chat 21-05-2018, 04:35 PM
Replies: 90
Views: 1,499
Posted By Sir Ewok
I go to a small garage with an old boy, a member...

I go to a small garage with an old boy, a member of the 200 mph club and owner of around 15 classic Japanese bikes. Cheap, even free sometimes and very rarely fail. Small things like bulbs and such...
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