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Forum: Down The Pub Yesterday, 07:04 PM
Replies: 1,451
Sticky: joke of the day
Views: 145,092
Posted By Sir Ewok
I walked up to the bar and asked for a white...

I walked up to the bar and asked for a white wine.
"Sure." said the barman. "There's too many immigrants and they're taking all our jobs."

.................

I bought my dog an inflatable sex...
Forum: Down The Pub Yesterday, 06:29 PM
Replies: 1,147
Views: 17,479
Posted By Sir Ewok
The Elvis song bird... Blair witch, twitchy...

The Elvis song bird... Blair witch, twitchy filming and makeup that made her look like a blow up doll.... Still helped with your latex fixation.....:rolleyes:

https://youtu.be/EspCzgXH0o0
...
Forum: Biker Chat Yesterday, 06:17 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 410
Posted By Sir Ewok
They would suit you too Friar.......:cool:

They would suit you too Friar.......:cool:
Forum: Down The Pub 20-04-2018, 05:56 PM
Replies: 1,451
Sticky: joke of the day
Views: 145,092
Posted By Sir Ewok
A man before marriage, a dude. After marriage,...

A man before marriage, a dude.
After marriage, subdued.

...............

"I want to sleep at your place tonight," she whispered in my ear.
"Ok," I said, "but I want to be on top."
"Ooh," she...
Forum: Down The Pub 20-04-2018, 05:21 PM
Replies: 1,147
Views: 17,479
Posted By Sir Ewok
https://youtu.be/f2lCDQ8j9bE ...

https://youtu.be/f2lCDQ8j9bE

https://youtu.be/c_BwauaXAlc

https://youtu.be/3G8jAPPjpGs
Forum: Down The Pub 19-04-2018, 05:40 PM
Replies: 1,451
Sticky: joke of the day
Views: 145,092
Posted By Sir Ewok
I'm always puzzled when people praise a pilot's...

I'm always puzzled when people praise a pilot's bravery for getting a plane down safely after an emergency. Doesn't the pilot have a personal interest in getting a plane down safely?
...
Forum: Down The Pub 19-04-2018, 05:09 PM
Replies: 1,147
Views: 17,479
Posted By Sir Ewok
https://youtu.be/jb1r4F0yWZQ ...

https://youtu.be/jb1r4F0yWZQ

https://youtu.be/c8nY06Pt8Qw

https://youtu.be/najL5bbz7bo
Forum: Down The Pub 19-04-2018, 05:01 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 259
Posted By Sir Ewok
What I really loved was the sense of adventure,...

What I really loved was the sense of adventure, new job, new place, new people and sleeping in the van to save cash for the lean times. Having a quick shower in the factory, across to the pub for...
Forum: Down The Pub 19-04-2018, 04:53 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 23
Posted By Sir Ewok
Happy Birthday youngster.........:D

Happy Birthday youngster.........:D
Forum: Down The Pub 18-04-2018, 06:24 PM
Replies: 1,451
Sticky: joke of the day
Views: 145,092
Posted By Sir Ewok
My extra sensitive toothpaste doesn't like it...

My extra sensitive toothpaste doesn't like it when I use other toothpastes.

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The 2018 BMW 7 Series lets the driver just press a button on the key fob, and the car parks itself. ...
Forum: Down The Pub 18-04-2018, 05:51 PM
Replies: 1,147
Views: 17,479
Posted By Sir Ewok
Not the Who... Barenaked Ladies, Balou and the...

Not the Who... Barenaked Ladies, Balou and the bear in the Banana Bunch.

Barenaked Ladies

https://youtu.be/fC_q9KPczAg


Back to normal......

https://youtu.be/U67jIlX2vpo
Forum: Down The Pub 18-04-2018, 05:43 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 259
Posted By Sir Ewok
I know what you mean, I did a contract at EMI in...

I know what you mean, I did a contract at EMI in North London and when the contract came to an end I was asked if I would come back in two weeks time for another contract job. I'm sure those who have...
Forum: Down The Pub 18-04-2018, 05:32 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 370
Posted By Sir Ewok
It's the same with tax, Vodaphone, Google and...

It's the same with tax, Vodaphone, Google and many other companies did sweetheart deals with HMRC and saved billions in taxes that would have put more coppers on the streets, more nurses in our...
Forum: Down The Pub 17-04-2018, 05:27 PM
Replies: 1,451
Sticky: joke of the day
Views: 145,092
Posted By Sir Ewok
Neil Armstrong lands on the moon: 5 pictures. ...

Neil Armstrong lands on the moon: 5 pictures.
Girl goes to Starbucks : 47 pictures.

..................

The Royal Mail have just put the price of a first class stamp up from 65p to 67p.
They...
Forum: Down The Pub 17-04-2018, 04:56 PM
Replies: 1,147
Views: 17,479
Posted By Sir Ewok
You should have had the Barenaked Ladies for a...

You should have had the Barenaked Ladies for a full Bear theme......

https://youtu.be/7jPMXzxvdL8

https://youtu.be/dXtmjwbCpvw

https://youtu.be/WU9DzMhdeEo
Forum: Down The Pub 17-04-2018, 04:51 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 370
Posted By Sir Ewok
What do you mean'originally' loads of banks are...

What do you mean'originally' loads of banks are still being fined over 'due diligence' matters as they still make more than the paltry fine out of it. Lots of dodgy backhanders to Saudi's and other...
Forum: Down The Pub 17-04-2018, 04:48 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 259
Posted By Sir Ewok
We don't forget as such but remember the mates...

We don't forget as such but remember the mates that got lost and hope some other parent doesn't have to grieve, or push their kid around in a wheelchair for the rest of their lives. It was fun when...
Forum: Down The Pub 16-04-2018, 05:36 PM
Replies: 1,451
Sticky: joke of the day
Views: 145,092
Posted By Sir Ewok
Kate Middleton made her final public appearance...

Kate Middleton made her final public appearance today before she has her baby and goes on maternity leave.
What I want to know is, “Maternity leave from what?”

................

Apparently 30...
Forum: Down The Pub 16-04-2018, 05:10 PM
Replies: 1,147
Views: 17,479
Posted By Sir Ewok
Not sure as my copy came from the Greatest Hits...

Not sure as my copy came from the Greatest Hits album......

https://youtu.be/r_8ydghbGSg

https://youtu.be/FJfFZqTlWrQ

https://youtu.be/gv9hrQzU0cA
Forum: Down The Pub 16-04-2018, 04:59 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 259
Posted By Sir Ewok
Glad you are managing without bennies, being on...

Glad you are managing without bennies, being on benefits is like playing Russian roulette at the moment, sanctions, missing payments, cuts and all. I would rather work than claim the dole, though I...
Forum: Down The Pub 16-04-2018, 04:56 PM
Replies: 3,879
Views: 200,154
Posted By Sir Ewok
Not a sense of adventure that is lacking, need a...

Not a sense of adventure that is lacking, need a lack of sight...... Blind people don't know how lucky they are.....:rolleyes:
Forum: Down The Pub 15-04-2018, 06:30 PM
Replies: 1,451
Sticky: joke of the day
Views: 145,092
Posted By Sir Ewok
I have blue eyes. I got them from my dad. My...

I have blue eyes. I got them from my dad.
My mum has black eyes. She also got them from my dad.

.................

Germany refused to take part in the strike against Syria, as they fail to see...
Forum: Down The Pub 15-04-2018, 12:05 PM
Replies: 3,879
Views: 200,154
Posted By Sir Ewok
Jeezus! The Friar in budgie...

Jeezus! The Friar in budgie smugglers.........:eek::eek::eek:
Forum: Down The Pub 15-04-2018, 12:04 PM
Replies: 1,147
Views: 17,479
Posted By Sir Ewok
https://youtu.be/cWGE9Gi0bB0 ...

https://youtu.be/cWGE9Gi0bB0

https://youtu.be/xn9LQZ5tdys

https://youtu.be/xfWPqRtozh0
Forum: Down The Pub 15-04-2018, 11:57 AM
Replies: 37
Views: 259
Posted By Sir Ewok
Twisted the truth a little (better watch out as...

Twisted the truth a little (better watch out as the government have the rights to that action) for the sake of the joke......;)
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