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Forum: Down The Pub Today, 05:05 PM
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Sticky: joke of the day
Views: 145,493
Posted By Sir Ewok
Mr and Mrs D’Valley were asking their son why he...

Mr and Mrs D’Valley were asking their son why he was being arrested in Cardiff every Saturday night.
“All I ever do is tell the policeman my name like you told me to mum.” Said Ron.
...
Forum: Down The Pub Today, 04:33 PM
Replies: 1,158
Views: 17,621
Posted By Sir Ewok
I was waiting for that....... ...

I was waiting for that.......

https://youtu.be/LR4XNqrqxrU

https://youtu.be/4wrNFDxCRzU

https://youtu.be/b8X6ugtbpGA
Forum: Biker Chat Today, 07:52 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 45
Posted By Sir Ewok
Don't think the predator would be a gay icon, I...

Don't think the predator would be a gay icon, I think they would want to stay clear of a predatory image......:rolleyes:
Forum: Down The Pub Yesterday, 05:03 PM
Replies: 1,158
Views: 17,621
Posted By Sir Ewok
Men are from Mars, Tucky is from...

Men are from Mars, Tucky is from Uranus................:p

Rihanna singing about diamonds when she was wearing a pearl necklace...:eek:

https://youtu.be/rdu8VOWk3pg
...
Forum: Down The Pub Yesterday, 04:56 PM
Replies: 3,888
Views: 200,648
Posted By Sir Ewok
Must be where I got the idea of a...

Must be where I got the idea of a training/conversion Squadron seeing as you wrote about it a long time ago......
Forum: Down The Pub 24-04-2018, 05:36 PM
Replies: 1,455
Sticky: joke of the day
Views: 145,493
Posted By Sir Ewok
As the royal baby was born on St George's day he...

As the royal baby was born on St George's day he should be named to reflect what it's truly like to be English in 2018.
So then, Prince Mohammed it is.

................

‘French plumber takes...
Forum: Down The Pub 24-04-2018, 05:03 PM
Replies: 1,158
Views: 17,621
Posted By Sir Ewok
Tony B. Liars theme tune..... ...

Tony B. Liars theme tune.....

https://youtu.be/XTWm0s7ZwDY

https://youtu.be/H6jNc-HDwVA

https://youtu.be/zD8KvL1aFNQ

Because my VPN shows me as being in a different country I sometimes...
Forum: Down The Pub 24-04-2018, 04:53 PM
Replies: 3,888
Views: 200,648
Posted By Sir Ewok
Might pay to find a history of his unit ( I...

Might pay to find a history of his unit ( I believe you said it was an aircrew training Squadron) and pick some events from there. Many aircrew died during training as night flying with tiny...
Forum: Down The Pub 23-04-2018, 05:43 PM
Replies: 1,455
Sticky: joke of the day
Views: 145,493
Posted By Sir Ewok
Don't you find It's quite ironic that 'strap on'...

Don't you find It's quite ironic that 'strap on' backwards spells 'no parts'

.................

When I want a sauna I must have the whole thing to my self.
I have selfish steam issues.
...
Forum: Down The Pub 23-04-2018, 05:14 PM
Replies: 1,158
Views: 17,621
Posted By Sir Ewok
https://youtu.be/M5q0KmjU0Qk ...

https://youtu.be/M5q0KmjU0Qk

https://youtu.be/BCwkZrj2VT4

https://youtu.be/BQqT5cdW9EQ
Forum: Down The Pub 23-04-2018, 05:09 PM
Replies: 1,158
Views: 17,621
Posted By Sir Ewok
Very nice, the Bristol built Douglas was quite a...

Very nice, the Bristol built Douglas was quite a common DR bike in WW1 but the Triumph Model H and the BSA Models H & K were also there in great numbers. French motorcycles were so fragile they used...
Forum: Down The Pub 23-04-2018, 05:03 PM
Replies: 3,888
Views: 200,648
Posted By Sir Ewok
It is the sugar that converts to alcohol so the...

It is the sugar that converts to alcohol so the more sugar and better the yeast the stronger the booze.......
Forum: Down The Pub 22-04-2018, 07:35 PM
Replies: 60
Views: 423
Posted By Sir Ewok
My chargehand knew I was a biker and when his lad...

My chargehand knew I was a biker and when his lad was killed on a bike I was the only one who could talk to him. I guess he wanted to understand what had happened and how and I was the only one who...
Forum: Down The Pub 22-04-2018, 07:28 PM
Replies: 1,455
Sticky: joke of the day
Views: 145,493
Posted By Sir Ewok
Verne Troyer once told the BBC that he felt like...

Verne Troyer once told the BBC that he felt like an adult stuck in a child's body, which ironically is what most of the BBC aspire too.

.................

I got cut up by a taxi driver last...
Forum: Down The Pub 22-04-2018, 06:54 PM
Replies: 1,158
Views: 17,621
Posted By Sir Ewok
https://youtu.be/HIWY8UyW9bw ...

https://youtu.be/HIWY8UyW9bw

https://youtu.be/mq_oxXo5M1Y

https://youtu.be/xPrZ4yAdj8I

Not music, just something I came across today.....

https://youtu.be/Cyo_aRxSMzA
Forum: Down The Pub 22-04-2018, 06:46 PM
Replies: 60
Views: 423
Posted By Sir Ewok
Had my leg and foot trapped between the front...

Had my leg and foot trapped between the front wing of a BMW and the bike at 50mph, which blew the fat of the muscle and damaged the Saphenous nerve to my left leg. I know about neuropathic nerve...
Forum: Down The Pub 22-04-2018, 06:30 PM
Replies: 3,888
Views: 200,648
Posted By Sir Ewok
No, but I should imagine the hardest part would...

No, but I should imagine the hardest part would be grating or dicing the buggers as they are extremely tough.
Forum: Biker Chat 22-04-2018, 06:28 PM
Replies: 50
Views: 475
Posted By Sir Ewok
Who'd have thought they would have had two in a...

Who'd have thought they would have had two in a week......:p
Forum: Down The Pub 21-04-2018, 07:04 PM
Replies: 1,455
Sticky: joke of the day
Views: 145,493
Posted By Sir Ewok
I walked up to the bar and asked for a white...

I walked up to the bar and asked for a white wine.
"Sure." said the barman. "There's too many immigrants and they're taking all our jobs."

.................

I bought my dog an inflatable sex...
Forum: Down The Pub 21-04-2018, 06:29 PM
Replies: 1,158
Views: 17,621
Posted By Sir Ewok
The Elvis song bird... Blair witch, twitchy...

The Elvis song bird... Blair witch, twitchy filming and makeup that made her look like a blow up doll.... Still helped with your latex fixation.....:rolleyes:

https://youtu.be/EspCzgXH0o0
...
Forum: Biker Chat 21-04-2018, 06:17 PM
Replies: 50
Views: 475
Posted By Sir Ewok
They would suit you too Friar.......:cool:

They would suit you too Friar.......:cool:
Forum: Down The Pub 20-04-2018, 05:56 PM
Replies: 1,455
Sticky: joke of the day
Views: 145,493
Posted By Sir Ewok
A man before marriage, a dude. After marriage,...

A man before marriage, a dude.
After marriage, subdued.

...............

"I want to sleep at your place tonight," she whispered in my ear.
"Ok," I said, "but I want to be on top."
"Ooh," she...
Forum: Down The Pub 20-04-2018, 05:21 PM
Replies: 1,158
Views: 17,621
Posted By Sir Ewok
https://youtu.be/f2lCDQ8j9bE ...

https://youtu.be/f2lCDQ8j9bE

https://youtu.be/c_BwauaXAlc

https://youtu.be/3G8jAPPjpGs
Forum: Down The Pub 19-04-2018, 05:40 PM
Replies: 1,455
Sticky: joke of the day
Views: 145,493
Posted By Sir Ewok
I'm always puzzled when people praise a pilot's...

I'm always puzzled when people praise a pilot's bravery for getting a plane down safely after an emergency. Doesn't the pilot have a personal interest in getting a plane down safely?
...
Forum: Down The Pub 19-04-2018, 05:09 PM
Replies: 1,158
Views: 17,621
Posted By Sir Ewok
https://youtu.be/jb1r4F0yWZQ ...

https://youtu.be/jb1r4F0yWZQ

https://youtu.be/c8nY06Pt8Qw

https://youtu.be/najL5bbz7bo
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