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Forum: Down The Pub Yesterday, 05:24 PM
Replies: 1,354
Sticky: joke of the day
Views: 134,089
Posted By Sir Ewok
Phoned the ramblers club - and this bloke just...

Phoned the ramblers club - and this bloke just went on and on.

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Turn a regular sofa into a sofa bed by simply forgetting your wifeís birthday.

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What's the...
Forum: Down The Pub Yesterday, 04:55 PM
Replies: 915
Views: 13,233
Posted By Sir Ewok
I don't think I could rub one out to any of...

I don't think I could rub one out to any of them.......:rolleyes:

https://youtu.be/xwGERoFtQoM

https://youtu.be/aQSpNQznfRI

https://youtu.be/OFtNChII78k
Forum: Down The Pub 14-01-2018, 12:09 PM
Replies: 1,354
Sticky: joke of the day
Views: 134,089
Posted By Sir Ewok
I saw a group of neighbours jogging past my house...

I saw a group of neighbours jogging past my house last night and it really inspired me to get up and close the curtains.

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If youíre a hostage and the gunman says
ďWho shall...
Forum: Down The Pub 14-01-2018, 11:41 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 38
Posted By Sir Ewok
Probably still riding the roads of his beloved...

Probably still riding the roads of his beloved Wales but in ghostly form... Ride on mate....
Forum: Down The Pub 14-01-2018, 11:40 AM
Replies: 915
Views: 13,233
Posted By Sir Ewok
https://youtu.be/3-cWY-R4Mpw ...

https://youtu.be/3-cWY-R4Mpw

https://youtu.be/9NDjt4FzFWY

And now one from the guy who's name is a synonym for 'Cat Litter' ' An Arsehole' and a 'Toilet' :(

https://youtu.be/8hPoOOhXg-k
Forum: Down The Pub 13-01-2018, 05:19 PM
Replies: 1,354
Sticky: joke of the day
Views: 134,089
Posted By Sir Ewok
They say English surnames all had a meaning, as...

They say English surnames all had a meaning, as in, "Smiths" Where Blacksmiths.
"Taylors", Where Tailors
What the fuck did the Dickinsons do?

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I've been going through some...
Forum: Down The Pub 13-01-2018, 04:51 PM
Replies: 915
Views: 13,233
Posted By Sir Ewok
Yep! All yours are working OK now. First...

Yep! All yours are working OK now.

First up.... The singing walrus of love.....

https://youtu.be/E-ItFW11Qsg

https://youtu.be/kamXvqoL_JA

https://youtu.be/AMD2TwRvuoU
Forum: Down The Pub 12-01-2018, 05:53 PM
Replies: 1,354
Sticky: joke of the day
Views: 134,089
Posted By Sir Ewok
I had to divorce my wife because she loved sex in...

I had to divorce my wife because she loved sex in the morning.
Right after I left for work.

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If you lose one sense your other senses are enhanced.
This is why people with no...
Forum: Down The Pub 12-01-2018, 05:19 PM
Replies: 915
Views: 13,233
Posted By Sir Ewok
I have windows 10 as standard but all I do is use...

I have windows 10 as standard but all I do is use the share button beneath the main screen (R/H side)

PS. your videos now play (except yesterdays)......

https://youtu.be/updB28wGXYc
...
Forum: Down The Pub 11-01-2018, 05:59 PM
Replies: 1,354
Sticky: joke of the day
Views: 134,089
Posted By Sir Ewok
Science reveals that women have cleaner minds...

Science reveals that women have cleaner minds than men...
Due to the fact that they change them every 10 seconds or so.

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I couldn't undo the buttons on my jumper, so i...
Forum: Down The Pub 11-01-2018, 05:34 PM
Replies: 915
Views: 13,233
Posted By Sir Ewok
Don't know what's going on with Youtube but all...

Don't know what's going on with Youtube but all your links come up as video unobtainable.......?

https://youtu.be/-Qg5lGNchYM

https://youtu.be/nQpWFcEJ9Eg

https://youtu.be/QZhsqk3Uvtw
Forum: Down The Pub 10-01-2018, 05:19 PM
Replies: 1,354
Sticky: joke of the day
Views: 134,089
Posted By Sir Ewok
Traffic Update: A Vick's Vaporub lorry has...

Traffic Update:
A Vick's Vaporub lorry has overturned on the motorway.
Police have confirmed that there will be no congestion for 8 hours!

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Every time Theresa May goes...
Forum: Down The Pub 10-01-2018, 04:46 PM
Replies: 915
Views: 13,233
Posted By Sir Ewok
https://youtu.be/hXM0rc4Etvw ...

https://youtu.be/hXM0rc4Etvw

https://youtu.be/nW_MJRscgHE

https://youtu.be/k2C5TjS2sh4
Forum: Down The Pub 09-01-2018, 07:29 PM
Replies: 1,354
Sticky: joke of the day
Views: 134,089
Posted By Sir Ewok
I've finally reached the age where Happy Hour is...

I've finally reached the age where Happy Hour is a nap.

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As I get older and I remember all the people Iíve lost along the way.
I think, maybe a career as a tour guide wasnít...
Forum: Down The Pub 09-01-2018, 06:56 PM
Replies: 915
Views: 13,233
Posted By Sir Ewok
Nurse! Nurse! Friars off his meds again!!!!:eek: ...

Nurse! Nurse! Friars off his meds again!!!!:eek:

https://youtu.be/FkCIMWjnHRs

https://youtu.be/KF_Hc8-ItWo

https://youtu.be/3K7rjVIQcVA
Forum: Down The Pub 08-01-2018, 05:12 PM
Replies: 1,354
Sticky: joke of the day
Views: 134,089
Posted By Sir Ewok
Just put some trousers on I last wore at a...

Just put some trousers on I last wore at a wedding in 2001 and found a Nokia 3210 in the back pocket.
It's still got 2 bars of battery left on it.

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Bloody millennials,...
Forum: Down The Pub 08-01-2018, 04:46 PM
Replies: 915
Views: 13,233
Posted By Sir Ewok
https://youtu.be/uSD4vsh1zDA ...

https://youtu.be/uSD4vsh1zDA

https://youtu.be/b7pPkw-GJso

https://youtu.be/sgRb_lfIZ6A
Forum: Down The Pub 07-01-2018, 01:46 PM
Replies: 1,354
Sticky: joke of the day
Views: 134,089
Posted By Sir Ewok
Suggs will be giving a talk on racial equality...

Suggs will be giving a talk on racial equality and diversity next week.
Itís Madness gone politically correct, I tell you.

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I want to go down on you and make you really...
Forum: Down The Pub 07-01-2018, 01:29 PM
Replies: 915
Views: 13,233
Posted By Sir Ewok
https://youtu.be/8U1gC3O9KFg ...

https://youtu.be/8U1gC3O9KFg

https://youtu.be/AaafMpqXXBs

https://youtu.be/hX9E44mClKs
Forum: Down The Pub 06-01-2018, 07:43 PM
Replies: 1,354
Sticky: joke of the day
Views: 134,089
Posted By Sir Ewok
As the sperm dripped down my wife's chin, I...

As the sperm dripped down my wife's chin, I looked in her eyes and asked " Do you like that ? "
"No" She relied. " What the fuck is in this sandwich ? "

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Terrorists will...
Forum: Down The Pub 06-01-2018, 07:14 PM
Replies: 915
Views: 13,233
Posted By Sir Ewok
It's the Koreans, checking in on the Ewokandtuck...

It's the Koreans, checking in on the Ewokandtuck Plc website for more nukes....

And now for something completely different....

https://youtu.be/_7E-2Ud7XiA

https://youtu.be/L0frA_0MjW8
...
Forum: Down The Pub 05-01-2018, 06:03 PM
Replies: 1,354
Sticky: joke of the day
Views: 134,089
Posted By Sir Ewok
Just dropped my phone in mayonnaise. Fucking...

Just dropped my phone in mayonnaise.
Fucking hellman!

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Friday is my second favourite F word.

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Why is Thor's brother so relaxed all the time?
Forum: Down The Pub 05-01-2018, 05:23 PM
Replies: 915
Views: 13,233
Posted By Sir Ewok
Whatever the fuck normal is........ ...

Whatever the fuck normal is........

https://youtu.be/72Zuq4xDI5w

https://youtu.be/hPwLN1lZfwM

https://youtu.be/k5fYPz8dKbg
Forum: Down The Pub 05-01-2018, 05:17 PM
Replies: 3,555
Views: 187,528
Posted By Sir Ewok
My Teso usually has 100% and BSH...... What they...

My Teso usually has 100% and BSH...... What they tend to do is, every now and again, they shift all the mags around so when you look for them they are somewhere else. It's some sort of marketing...
Forum: Down The Pub 04-01-2018, 06:23 PM
Replies: 1,354
Sticky: joke of the day
Views: 134,089
Posted By Sir Ewok
If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive...

If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive then you should try swimming with sharks. Cost me a bloody arm and a leg.

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Royal Mail has just released a Game Of Thrones...
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