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Forum: Down The Pub Yesterday, 06:11 PM
Replies: 1,629
Sticky: joke of the day
Views: 163,611
Posted By Sir Ewok
The latest fashion must-have is a £750 'vulva'...

The latest fashion must-have is a £750 'vulva' scarf by Fendi, which makes the wearer look like they are being born.
It's quite appropriate really, as anyone who would pay £750 for a fucking scarf...
Forum: Down The Pub Yesterday, 05:23 PM
Replies: 1,588
Views: 23,753
Posted By Sir Ewok
Nah! Not me, but Little Billing is a couple of...

Nah! Not me, but Little Billing is a couple of miles away from me on the Eastern edge of Northampton.... It's a bit posher than where I live. :D

https://youtu.be/62H4ChNdEZs
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Forum: Down The Pub 16-10-2018, 05:56 PM
Replies: 1,629
Sticky: joke of the day
Views: 163,611
Posted By Sir Ewok
Microsoft co-founder Paul Allen dies aged 65. ...

Microsoft co-founder Paul Allen dies aged 65.
Or is it just migration to the cloud?

.............

I've discovered that I've hit that stage of my life where I'd rather listen to a song I know...
Forum: Down The Pub 16-10-2018, 05:18 PM
Replies: 1,588
Views: 23,753
Posted By Sir Ewok
Looks like Tuckie's internet is down...

Looks like Tuckie's internet is down again.....That'll help sell his house....:rolleyes:

https://youtu.be/ZTbTHlTmDX8

https://youtu.be/_IUfQ7lgzDg

https://youtu.be/bu6HJDYWf68
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Forum: Down The Pub 16-10-2018, 05:11 PM
Replies: 53
Views: 379
Posted By Sir Ewok
I used to always be in trouble as I hated school...

I used to always be in trouble as I hated school as well, one day a teacher came down the corridor as we queued up for a class and whacked me across the legs with a steel ruler. I asked why as I had...
Forum: Down The Pub 15-10-2018, 05:32 PM
Replies: 1,629
Sticky: joke of the day
Views: 163,611
Posted By Sir Ewok
Apparently, the gender that invented the TV, the...

Apparently, the gender that invented the TV, the car, the train, the aeroplane, the refrigerator, the sewerage system, central heating, the radio, the phone, the computer and the internet
Are...
Forum: Down The Pub 15-10-2018, 04:53 PM
Replies: 1,588
Views: 23,753
Posted By Sir Ewok
https://youtu.be/CNQpYz1ztx8 ...

https://youtu.be/CNQpYz1ztx8

https://youtu.be/Qr31Vhu01fc

https://youtu.be/B-2MenrnR2U

https://youtu.be/_PVjcIO4MT4
Forum: Down The Pub 15-10-2018, 04:46 PM
Replies: 53
Views: 379
Posted By Sir Ewok
I got school dinners but would sometimes hop out...

I got school dinners but would sometimes hop out at lunchtime for the French loaf, but loved the dinners as well. All fresh cooked and lots of choice, very filling and tasty.

If HOS liked the bad...
Forum: Biker Chat 15-10-2018, 04:29 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 342
Posted By Sir Ewok
Agree with that, some places have charging points...

Agree with that, some places have charging points (poles with a card reader and plug) so you can charge and pay for your leccy at the same time, however, if they fare the same as the internet cable...
Forum: Down The Pub 14-10-2018, 06:43 PM
Replies: 1,629
Sticky: joke of the day
Views: 163,611
Posted By Sir Ewok
I was driving into a tunnel late last night when...

I was driving into a tunnel late last night when I decided to slow down to 5mph. The queue of traffic behind me were raging and sounding their horns. I wasn't taking any chances though, the car in...
Forum: Down The Pub 14-10-2018, 06:09 PM
Replies: 1,588
Views: 23,753
Posted By Sir Ewok
Well done. https://youtu.be/xuZA6qiJVfU ...

Well done.

https://youtu.be/xuZA6qiJVfU

https://youtu.be/9cQlVww0zKo

https://youtu.be/-vMBp6iUJzk

https://youtu.be/2AzEY6ZqkuE
Forum: Down The Pub 14-10-2018, 06:00 PM
Replies: 53
Views: 379
Posted By Sir Ewok
When I was at school we would sometimes escape at...

When I was at school we would sometimes escape at lunch times and buy a French stick and a bag of chips, hollow out the bread and fill it with hot steaming chips....Yum!
Forum: Biker Chat 14-10-2018, 05:57 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 342
Posted By Sir Ewok
Electric may be OK round town but no good for...

Electric may be OK round town but no good for long distance and where do you recharge the bloody things. Many homes (especially on my estate) have no access to the road and people who live in high...
Forum: Down The Pub 13-10-2018, 06:08 PM
Replies: 1,629
Sticky: joke of the day
Views: 163,611
Posted By Sir Ewok
I applied to join the police and they asked me...

I applied to join the police and they asked me what I would do in the event of a terrorist attack.
"I'd get the fuck out of there as fast as I can, " I said.
Start next week, been told they expect...
Forum: Down The Pub 13-10-2018, 05:29 PM
Replies: 1,588
Views: 23,753
Posted By Sir Ewok
https://youtu.be/vaqfgSWQOT0 ...

https://youtu.be/vaqfgSWQOT0

https://youtu.be/VjEq-r2agqc

https://youtu.be/LJ4wa-432xQ

https://youtu.be/FZ4jMSCBswY
Forum: Down The Pub 13-10-2018, 05:23 PM
Replies: 1,588
Views: 23,753
Posted By Sir Ewok
You should get in touch with BT billing dept and...

You should get in touch with BT billing dept and ask for a rebate for all the days you were off line and they should give it to you seeing as they kept saying there was no line fault and not doing...
Forum: Down The Pub 12-10-2018, 05:17 PM
Replies: 1,629
Sticky: joke of the day
Views: 163,611
Posted By Sir Ewok
I took a group of Hunchbacks to the movies last...

I took a group of Hunchbacks to the movies last night.
They were on the edge of their seats.

...............

My 9-year-old told me his teacher said I'm a bad parent.
"Right," I said. "Finish...
Forum: Down The Pub 12-10-2018, 04:49 PM
Replies: 1,588
Views: 23,753
Posted By Sir Ewok
I remember Poly Styrene mainly because she grew...

I remember Poly Styrene mainly because she grew up in my manor (Brixton), looked her up and found she joined the Hare Krishna's and died of cancer aged 53.... Not a huge star but memorable.
...
Forum: Down The Pub 12-10-2018, 04:37 PM
Replies: 53
Views: 379
Posted By Sir Ewok
Ferzackerly.....;)

Ferzackerly.....;)
Forum: Down The Pub 11-10-2018, 05:22 PM
Replies: 1,629
Sticky: joke of the day
Views: 163,611
Posted By Sir Ewok
October is Eczema Awareness Month so I'm raising...

October is Eczema Awareness Month so I'm raising money by selling scratch cards.

.............

Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day.
Give a man a pen and he'll probably draw a cock and...
Forum: Down The Pub 11-10-2018, 04:34 PM
Replies: 1,588
Views: 23,753
Posted By Sir Ewok
https://youtu.be/KmWE9UBFwtY ...

https://youtu.be/KmWE9UBFwtY

https://youtu.be/fc5stxiLSWQ

https://youtu.be/q_GkjymuQ9U

Love this song..... used to sing it in the car all the time.....

https://youtu.be/xvaEJzoaYZk
Forum: Down The Pub 11-10-2018, 04:27 PM
Replies: 53
Views: 379
Posted By Sir Ewok
Trouble with large chains is they have to have...

Trouble with large chains is they have to have modern sounding names, Not 'The Lord Admiral' or the Queen's Arms' but the 'Frog and Newt' or the 'Rainbow Unicorn' to attract the kids. However, the...
Forum: Down The Pub 10-10-2018, 05:17 PM
Replies: 1,629
Sticky: joke of the day
Views: 163,611
Posted By Sir Ewok
That awkward moment at a feminists picnic when...

That awkward moment at a feminists picnic when they realise that no one made any sandwiches!

..............

Iím sick of my workmates, they are such immature cunts, touching everyone and...
Forum: Down The Pub 10-10-2018, 04:38 PM
Replies: 1,588
Views: 23,753
Posted By Sir Ewok
Back to a full crew..... ...

Back to a full crew.....

https://youtu.be/05xmjfOBICg

https://youtu.be/f_X5A-BYjO8

https://youtu.be/bp5BTju5QBM

https://youtu.be/gtOV7bp-gys
Forum: Down The Pub 10-10-2018, 04:25 PM
Replies: 53
Views: 379
Posted By Sir Ewok
It is, in fact we went to a Hungry Horse pub in...

It is, in fact we went to a Hungry Horse pub in Rushden for Christmas Dinner.... Very nice and good size portions.:D
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