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Forum: New Member Introductions 20-09-2017, 06:14 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 257
Posted By tetlee
Hello and welcome Torque, hang on I'll totter...

Hello and welcome Torque, hang on I'll totter around and poke a few of 'em with a stick and wake 'em up to say hello....:D
Forum: Down The Pub 15-09-2017, 12:06 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 247
Posted By tetlee
His usual routine I suspect...:D Nice enough...

His usual routine I suspect...:D

Nice enough bloke, an office worker not yet into middle age, over weight, rotund, no neck and no flexibility. I've watched him park since shunting my bike, he...
Forum: Down The Pub 14-09-2017, 08:38 AM
Replies: 3,419
Views: 180,041
Posted By tetlee
Today I have the Plague, in fact I've had it...

Today I have the Plague, in fact I've had it since Sunday and I have been coughing and spitting bits of me out for 5 days now. I have polished off every known cough mixture, potion, tablet and...
Forum: Down The Pub 09-09-2017, 05:16 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 247
Posted By tetlee
He's a nearby resident and the Guzzi must have...

He's a nearby resident and the Guzzi must have gone down with a crash because when I went out there was an audience. So being cynical, he had no option but to tell me. Hopefully the shock will make...
Forum: New Member Introductions 09-09-2017, 04:27 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 232
Posted By tetlee
Hello Tucker, welcome aboard mate.

Hello Tucker, welcome aboard mate.
Forum: Down The Pub 09-09-2017, 04:27 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 247
Posted By tetlee
Blind pratt.

Knock on the door at 16.35 today...

" Er excuse me, I've just knocked your bike over, I didn't see it "
" What, how? It's the size of a small car
" I was reversing into the parking bay"
(bike...
Forum: New Member Introductions 09-09-2017, 06:33 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 168
Posted By tetlee
Hello and welcome.TW, I've been adrift for a...

Hello and welcome.TW, I've been adrift for a couple of days and missed your arrival. :D
Forum: New Member Introductions 29-08-2017, 05:18 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 238
Posted By tetlee
Hello Zed, welcome aboard.

Hello Zed, welcome aboard.
Forum: New Member Introductions 28-08-2017, 02:45 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 184
Posted By tetlee
Hello Cherokee, welcome aboard mate. The forum is...

Hello Cherokee, welcome aboard mate. The forum is fairly quiet except for a few old blokes who post occasionally, although there are younger members... I think... :D
Forum: The Workshop 23-08-2017, 06:09 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 317
Posted By tetlee
" That's my age showing lol " It's ok mate,...

" That's my age showing lol "

It's ok mate, I'm in the same memory club and as far as electrics go I agree with what a School Teacher said many years ago.." You have the technical abilities of a...
Forum: The Workshop 23-08-2017, 05:10 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 317
Posted By tetlee
Bungy, if you're not in a desperate hurry, hang...

Bungy, if you're not in a desperate hurry, hang on, I've got an old Haynes manual for a Yam XJ9000 F stashed away in a container which I can get to on Monday.

I'll dig it out and find out any...
Forum: Biker Chat 22-08-2017, 08:19 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 307
Posted By tetlee
Yep, always difficult to pin down best offers for...

Yep, always difficult to pin down best offers for insurance.

"Carol Nash win the prize for the most expensive quote 500 more than BikeSure."

500..That's more in total, than I pay for multi...
Forum: Biker Chat 20-08-2017, 09:39 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 307
Posted By tetlee
I've been with Carole Nash Insurance Company...

I've been with Carole Nash Insurance Company since the last Ice Age, so making comparisons about costs with other companies is pointless, because of my no claims bonus, wrinkly related discounts, ...
Forum: New Member Introductions 18-08-2017, 04:35 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 592
Posted By tetlee
Last time I saw something with a big engine, nose...

Last time I saw something with a big engine, nose down at that angle, it was a Stuka..:D
Forum: Down The Pub 15-08-2017, 09:21 AM
Replies: 3,419
Views: 180,041
Posted By tetlee
Peirre. You may already be aware but just in...

Peirre. You may already be aware but just in case...There used to be a system for cargo aboard ship where there was a fixed, known cargo, and then last minute stuff which was used to 'top up' unused...
Forum: Down The Pub 13-08-2017, 01:43 PM
Replies: 3,419
Views: 180,041
Posted By tetlee
Ok, here's a chance to really take the piss. I...

Ok, here's a chance to really take the piss. I heard my Granddaughter and her mate talking about something on TV. Now I admit I don't watch TV very much at all, and I don't read Newspapers. Ok, I'm a...
Forum: Down The Pub 13-08-2017, 12:03 PM
Replies: 3,419
Views: 180,041
Posted By tetlee
" Nope! Elvis Costello is doing fine as far as I...

" Nope! Elvis Costello is doing fine as far as I know"

Elvis Costello?? http://www.4smileys.com/smileys/thinking-smileys/think_smiley_13.gif (http://www.4smileys.com) 'oo's...
Forum: Down The Pub 13-08-2017, 10:30 AM
Replies: 3,419
Views: 180,041
Posted By tetlee
Not a technophobe, just a little slow to catch...

Not a technophobe, just a little slow to catch up, but I have binned all my 78 rpm records and now only ever play vinyl 45's on my record player.

I heard rumoured that Elvis is dead, that's not...
Forum: Down The Pub 13-08-2017, 08:43 AM
Replies: 3,419
Views: 180,041
Posted By tetlee
Moggy training time...:D Fix the cat flap...

Moggy training time...:D

Fix the cat flap open with tape or something and put her grub bowl the other side of the door. If she wants to eat, she'll have to go through the hole which at the moment...
Forum: Down The Pub 11-08-2017, 03:52 PM
Replies: 3,419
Views: 180,041
Posted By tetlee
Bloody Nora :eek: I must have taken the pot off...

Bloody Nora :eek: I must have taken the pot off the stove just before it reached that critical pressure. It was brand new and been hissing away happily with steam escaping. Turned the gas off,...
Forum: Down The Pub 11-08-2017, 10:00 AM
Replies: 3,419
Views: 180,041
Posted By tetlee
" Ever tried a miicrowave? " Yeah! Use it a...

" Ever tried a miicrowave? "

Yeah! Use it a lot, but I was getting nagged by Granddaughter for eating 'Ready Meals' all the time and not proper food, as she calls it, so I bought the pressure...
Forum: Down The Pub 10-08-2017, 06:40 PM
Replies: 3,419
Views: 180,041
Posted By tetlee
Today I am eating my first meal from my new...

Today I am eating my first meal from my new pressure cooker...Well, new to me anyway, I got it in a charity shop. Most of 'em are too big for one person but this one is a little diddy one. So after...
Forum: Down The Pub 06-08-2017, 11:12 AM
Replies: 3,419
Views: 180,041
Posted By tetlee
4 Years ago he threw his VFR 750 up the road in...

4 Years ago he threw his VFR 750 up the road in fine style on a diesel spill and needed muchco blood and stainless steel pins. Always swore when he was fit again he would give something back, and...
Forum: Down The Pub 05-08-2017, 09:23 PM
Replies: 3,419
Views: 180,041
Posted By tetlee
'phone call from Tetlee junior...well he's not...

'phone call from Tetlee junior...well he's not that junior anymore...:D But he's stoked because he passed his test run with an advanced examiner to be accepted by 'Blood Bikes' volunteers, running...
Forum: Biker Chat 31-07-2017, 01:38 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 838
Posted By tetlee
Friar Tuck Electric Milk floats......They were...

Friar Tuck Electric Milk floats......They were the days!...

Nooo! A local Council decided some time ago to turn Eco Friendly with some of their rubbish collections. They have a 'Stretched' Milk...
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