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Forum: Down The Pub Yesterday, 10:14 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 241
Posted By Sir Ewok
I make you right, what on earth can these people...

I make you right, what on earth can these people spend all that money on, especially as they probably get paid offshore, so no tax on it. I feel really sorry (NOT) for those poor bastards who suffer...
Forum: Down The Pub Yesterday, 10:10 PM
Replies: 1,388
Sticky: joke of the day
Views: 137,908
Posted By Sir Ewok
Lizzie Yarnold takes Team GBís first gold medal...

Lizzie Yarnold takes Team GBís first gold medal of the Winter Olympics and becomes double Olympic champion and immediately thanks David Beckham for his great input of how to ride a skeleton over the...
Forum: Down The Pub Yesterday, 09:35 PM
Replies: 992
Views: 14,545
Posted By Sir Ewok
Never worried what the band looked like as long...

Never worried what the band looked like as long as the music was good. Ian Drury was an ugly fucker but sang like an angel.....:p

https://youtu.be/6Z3yFUhasqs

https://youtu.be/PbSQf9RkVSU
...
Forum: Down The Pub Yesterday, 09:27 PM
Replies: 3,694
Views: 192,293
Posted By Sir Ewok
Loved contracting, worked with only one mate and...

Loved contracting, worked with only one mate and you were in different places all the time, doing different work (loved breweries for some reason) and met different guys on every job. Job and...
Forum: Down The Pub Yesterday, 09:22 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 63
Posted By Sir Ewok
I only need the statistics of Innocent...

I only need the statistics of Innocent kids/concert goers and cinema patrons to know that guns in the hands of untrained public are extremely dangerous. They may be low rent but if there was a large...
Forum: Down The Pub Yesterday, 09:10 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 241
Posted By Sir Ewok
Price waterhouse have done quite a few accounts,...

Price waterhouse have done quite a few accounts, saying the firm is OK (like Carillion) and then we find they are going bust.... Funny how they never get prosecuted (though being Tory, and possibly...
Forum: Down The Pub 16-02-2018, 09:47 PM
Replies: 1,388
Sticky: joke of the day
Views: 137,908
Posted By Sir Ewok
"Does this uniform make me look fat?" ...

"Does this uniform make me look fat?"
Insecurity Guard

..............

"Can I have a pack of condoms?"
I asked the pharmacist..
"A small box?" she asked..
"I hope so!" I replied.
Forum: Down The Pub 16-02-2018, 09:06 PM
Replies: 992
Views: 14,545
Posted By Sir Ewok
https://youtu.be/r-Vl7FJuiNo ...

https://youtu.be/r-Vl7FJuiNo

https://youtu.be/3C3zVHBhfd8

https://youtu.be/cbKNICg-REA
Forum: Down The Pub 16-02-2018, 09:00 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 63
Posted By Sir Ewok
Sorry, I disagree because if he had the right to...

Sorry, I disagree because if he had the right to bear arms, then so would the scumbags and in the event of a shootout people would most likely have died. They were already beating his son, which woke...
Forum: Down The Pub 15-02-2018, 10:02 PM
Replies: 1,388
Sticky: joke of the day
Views: 137,908
Posted By Sir Ewok
I gave blood earlier today. I know itís not the...

I gave blood earlier today.
I know itís not the usual sort of thing you give your wife on Valentineís Day, but it came from the heart.

................

Do Americans use the metric system?...
Forum: Down The Pub 15-02-2018, 09:23 PM
Replies: 992
Views: 14,545
Posted By Sir Ewok
https://youtu.be/qwTBLWXJZX0 ...

https://youtu.be/qwTBLWXJZX0

https://youtu.be/LOZuxwVk7TU

https://youtu.be/BFOt0S7SL90
Forum: Down The Pub 15-02-2018, 09:17 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 180
Posted By Sir Ewok
I think the bloke that sold it to you was winding...

I think the bloke that sold it to you was winding you up.........:rolleyes:
Forum: Down The Pub 15-02-2018, 09:16 PM
Replies: 3,694
Views: 192,293
Posted By Sir Ewok
I know what you mean about Karma, sometimes...

I know what you mean about Karma, sometimes losing a job, for instance, can be the best thing that happens to you because it opens up another avenue that may have been too scary while you were...
Forum: Down The Pub 14-02-2018, 01:32 PM
Replies: 1,388
Sticky: joke of the day
Views: 137,908
Posted By Sir Ewok
I splashed out on some new lingerie in Ann...

I splashed out on some new lingerie in Ann Summers.
Now the assistant says I have to pay for it.

...............

Just noticed the wife is wearing her sexy underwear today!
This can only mean...
Forum: Down The Pub 14-02-2018, 12:51 PM
Replies: 992
Views: 14,545
Posted By Sir Ewok
For Valentines day... ...

For Valentines day...

https://youtu.be/vrwf-sIcr0M

https://youtu.be/zsmUOdmm02A

https://youtu.be/7xrxrEEGVdM
Forum: Down The Pub 14-02-2018, 12:45 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 180
Posted By Sir Ewok
Tuckies last car had a wind-up phonograph.......

Tuckies last car had a wind-up phonograph.......
Forum: Down The Pub 13-02-2018, 09:08 PM
Replies: 1,388
Sticky: joke of the day
Views: 137,908
Posted By Sir Ewok
Happy Pancake Day!! Tossers! ...

Happy Pancake Day!!
Tossers!

......................

My business making clothes out of cheese has gone bust...
Turns out that fromage frays.

......................
Forum: Down The Pub 13-02-2018, 08:54 PM
Replies: 992
Views: 14,545
Posted By Sir Ewok
https://youtu.be/yQQCchkB36Y ...

https://youtu.be/yQQCchkB36Y

https://youtu.be/8C5TAGEEgRs

https://youtu.be/hHUbLv4ThOo
Forum: Down The Pub 13-02-2018, 11:09 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 180
Posted By Sir Ewok
I used to sell music and films to boost my piss...

I used to sell music and films to boost my piss poor wages and I believe that it is for this reason that CD's came down from around £16 a throw to around £6 and DVD's from £24 to around £10. Piracy...
Forum: Down The Pub 13-02-2018, 11:05 AM
Replies: 3,694
Views: 192,293
Posted By Sir Ewok
I guess I was a lot luckier than you as the...

I guess I was a lot luckier than you as the Police were pretty good after my accident, the only good part was the guy admitted liability to his insurance company before doing a runner. He was a an...
Forum: Down The Pub 13-02-2018, 10:47 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 180
Posted By Sir Ewok
When has that stopped anybody. I believe that...

When has that stopped anybody. I believe that when you buy a CD it is your property to use as you wish, as long as you were not copying for others to use. It would be a poor state of affairs if, for...
Forum: Down The Pub 12-02-2018, 03:17 PM
Replies: 1,388
Sticky: joke of the day
Views: 137,908
Posted By Sir Ewok
What does a Thesaurus eat for breakfast? A...

What does a Thesaurus eat for breakfast?
A synonym roll.

.................

FACT

If humans stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown.

.................
Forum: Down The Pub 12-02-2018, 02:40 PM
Replies: 992
Views: 14,545
Posted By Sir Ewok
Hope you liked those Vids. There was a time when...

Hope you liked those Vids. There was a time when I would have liked to make Debby Harry sweat as well.......:rolleyes:

https://youtu.be/HExDYdRjGv8

https://youtu.be/FcDICDHMRl0
...
Forum: Down The Pub 12-02-2018, 02:29 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 180
Posted By Sir Ewok
Yep! Any of those are good and once they are...

Yep! Any of those are good and once they are ripped to MP3's then just drag and drop onto your memory stick. You can have them as albums so you can choose certain songs for certain moods or journeys...
Forum: Down The Pub 12-02-2018, 02:23 PM
Replies: 3,694
Views: 192,293
Posted By Sir Ewok
5 metres? are you mad? I wouldn't guarantee one...

5 metres? are you mad? I wouldn't guarantee one of our motors to move at all.......:o
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