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Forum: Down The Pub 11-09-2016, 09:32 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 554
Posted By ChopperFXR
Thanks for the kind words. FT, I would love to...

Thanks for the kind words. FT, I would love to get hold of Desperates trike. I was working at Revolution in Northampton when he built it. Mad as a box of frogs, fucking brilliant machine.

Plan is...
Forum: Down The Pub 10-09-2016, 06:10 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 554
Posted By ChopperFXR
Parkinsoins Disease.

Some of you may remember that I had a major heart attack in November last year. Before that I had developed a twitch in my right hand and a weird sensation in my right leg. At first I thought it was...
Forum: Biker Chat 18-04-2016, 05:44 PM
Replies: 94
Views: 6,442
Posted By ChopperFXR
Very tidy job, like the colour. Chopper

Very tidy job, like the colour.

Chopper
Forum: Biker Chat 10-04-2016, 08:52 AM
Replies: 119
Views: 9,387
Posted By ChopperFXR
I called in to see Maz on Friday, bike is looking...

I called in to see Maz on Friday, bike is looking good mate. Rather large to say the least! LOL. Good luck with it.

Chopper.
Forum: Down The Pub 29-03-2016, 12:08 AM
Replies: 3,439
Views: 180,871
Posted By ChopperFXR
Still got lots of hammers thanks, bastard cops...

Still got lots of hammers thanks, bastard cops took all my guns. They have no sense of justice.

Chopper
Forum: Biker Chat 28-03-2016, 09:47 AM
Replies: 94
Views: 6,442
Posted By ChopperFXR
Think I would have checked out was required first...

Think I would have checked out was required first instead of trying to get round MSVA rules. Once you have got the bike registered and tested you can do pretty much what you want with it. Would have...
Forum: Down The Pub 28-03-2016, 12:12 AM
Replies: 3,439
Views: 180,871
Posted By ChopperFXR
2 ankles, 2 knees and 2 hips. One bullet per hour...

2 ankles, 2 knees and 2 hips. One bullet per hour = six hours entertainment hearing her screaming in pain. 2 litres of petrol, box of matches = about 20 minutes of hearing her fry and seeing her...
Forum: Down The Pub 26-03-2016, 07:55 PM
Replies: 3,439
Views: 180,871
Posted By ChopperFXR
My ex was a brilliant housekeeper. Drunken,...

My ex was a brilliant housekeeper. Drunken, drugged up fucking bitch kept mine. Even now I dream about firing bullets into her ankles, knees, hips, then pouring petrol over her and setting her...
Forum: Down The Pub 26-03-2016, 08:58 AM
Replies: 3,439
Views: 180,871
Posted By ChopperFXR
Might take a while to hide the wife under Dulux...

Might take a while to hide the wife under Dulux Brilliant White. How you going to get her to stay on the ceiling?

Chopper.
Forum: Down The Pub 24-03-2016, 12:31 AM
Replies: 3,439
Views: 180,871
Posted By ChopperFXR
You can have the whole lot for 750.00. Come and...

You can have the whole lot for 750.00. Come and get them.

By the way, no need to kill the missus first. Just knock her out, lay her in a hole and load these on top of her. Nobody is getting out...
Forum: Down The Pub 20-03-2016, 09:21 AM
Replies: 3,439
Views: 180,871
Posted By ChopperFXR
You're career choice mate! I know how you...

You're career choice mate!

I know how you feel though. 2 years ago I started with a derelict cow shed. First thing I had to do was shovel out 2 feet of animal shit. A cowshed measuring 62 x 21...
Forum: Biker Chat 20-03-2016, 09:03 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 1,747
Posted By ChopperFXR
Hi Harry, hope you are well mate. Might need to...

Hi Harry, hope you are well mate. Might need to pick your brains on a few things soon. Got a GS500 which has been sadly neglected but has a very sweet engine. Going to build a little soft tail chop...
Forum: Biker Chat 20-03-2016, 09:00 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 1,747
Posted By ChopperFXR
I know exactly what you mean about the weather. I...

I know exactly what you mean about the weather. I am used to being outside in all weathers. The doctor now has me on loads of drugs, one is to thin my blood and another is prevent clots. These two...
Forum: Biker Chat 18-03-2016, 11:10 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 1,747
Posted By ChopperFXR
Hi FT. On the mend thanks mate. Got bucket loads...

Hi FT. On the mend thanks mate. Got bucket loads of tablets to take every day for the rest of my life and have to carry a GTN spray in case of Angina attacks while I am out and about. The pain I can...
Forum: Biker Chat 18-03-2016, 11:04 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 4,632
Posted By ChopperFXR
I have decided to sell the Harley and build...

I have decided to sell the Harley and build something else. 6750 ONO. Might take something in part exchange. Pm me if you are interested.

Chopper.
Forum: Biker Chat 17-03-2016, 07:02 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 1,747
Posted By ChopperFXR
You say that like it's a bad thing. Chopper.

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Chopper.
Forum: Biker Chat 17-03-2016, 06:59 AM
Replies: 48
Views: 4,632
Posted By ChopperFXR
OI! Grav, I am still alive (Just). I had a big...

OI! Grav, I am still alive (Just). I had a big heart attack on November 9th. Had to have 6 stents fitted. Really fucked me up. Hopefully on the mend now, but still nowhere near as strong as I was....
Forum: Biker Chat 16-03-2016, 09:07 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 1,747
Posted By ChopperFXR
Whatever you do, do NOT attempt what I did. Was...

Whatever you do, do NOT attempt what I did. Was fixing a poxy scooter I had up for sale. Needed to get it off the ground as my neck was giving me gip. I rode the scooter onto my hydraulic ramp....
Forum: Biker Chat 26-11-2015, 12:15 AM
Replies: 48
Views: 4,632
Posted By ChopperFXR
What the fuck has it got to do with you fucknuts?...

What the fuck has it got to do with you fucknuts?

Chopper
Forum: Down The Pub 26-11-2015, 12:03 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 261
Posted By ChopperFXR
Thank you gents and Harry, FT and the Beer...

Thank you gents and Harry, FT and the Beer Monsters.

Really didn't think I was going to make it this far. November 9th, I had a big heart attack, rushed into hospital with sirens blaring and...
Forum: Down The Pub 07-09-2015, 08:00 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 1,284
Posted By ChopperFXR
The claw back is called an "Uplift Clause". We...

The claw back is called an "Uplift Clause". We had one on our place because the council were deliberately trying to stop the developers buying the land I now own. They would have just sat on it until...
Forum: Down The Pub 07-09-2015, 07:52 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 1,284
Posted By ChopperFXR
It's dead easy to sort that out mate. Just...

It's dead easy to sort that out mate. Just remember: Red to red, Green to green, BLUE IT ALL TO BITS! :D:D

Chopper
Forum: Down The Pub 07-09-2015, 01:11 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 1,284
Posted By ChopperFXR
As Ad has just said, there is always something...

As Ad has just said, there is always something that needs doing and never enough time to do it. Financially, it is a bottomless pit. You think you have thought of everything you need for a particular...
Forum: Down The Pub 31-08-2015, 11:48 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 1,284
Posted By ChopperFXR
Huh, amateur. Man cave 1. 63' x 22' Man...

Huh, amateur.

Man cave 1. 63' x 22'
Man cave 2. 42' x 12'
Plus 1 shed.
And the garden is 3.5 acres.

Good luck with your new place mate. Hope it works out well for you.

Chopper
Forum: Down The Pub 30-08-2015, 09:18 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 1,284
Posted By ChopperFXR
Talking Hang on a second! You are changing the WORKSHOP...

Hang on a second! You are changing the WORKSHOP to a utility, cum laundry room cum boiler room?

Something wrong there mate. I am converting a cattle barn into a cottage at the moment. However, I...
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