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John Hopkins 05-12-2011 11:59 PM

baby milk
 
A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the
doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.
'Breast-fed, ' she replied.

' Well, strip down to your waist,' the doctor ordered.

She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a very professional and detailed examination.

Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said, ' No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk. '

'I know,' she said, 'I'm his Grandma', but I'm glad I came.

pale rider 06-12-2011 11:22 AM

two babys talking at the park.one says i love feeding time,i get to suck on them lovely titis,the other baby says its ok for you but ive got to share mine with some wanker that smokes 40 a day.

Pugwash 06-12-2011 10:20 PM

‎3 babies in a womb discussing what they would be when they were born and grown up.

1st said: i wanna be a plumber so i can fix the pipes in here coz its a bit leaky.

2nd said: i wanna be an electrician so i can get sum light in here, its a bit dark.

3rd said im gonna be a boxer. The others thought this hilarious and asked, why ? He replied: so i can beat the shit out of the bald guy who keeps coming in here and spitting on us!!


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