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Ammo 29-06-2011 12:49 PM

newbie
 
hi XxxxX
:thumbsu:

devon-tony 29-06-2011 01:32 PM

hello from Devonshire

W.I.T.C.H 29-06-2011 03:59 PM

hello there

John Hopkins 29-06-2011 07:43 PM

Hi Ammo..

Welcome to the forum,

Male, Female or poof?..Just so we know if it's safe to turn our backs..

Do you have a bike at the moment...I was going to ask if you have a current bike, but there are some smart arses on here who would start on about currents being some kind of fruit...that would lead to constipated sheep shit looking like currents..then sheep shaggers..and before too long the thread would start to deteriorate..and we don't want that do we..

John

cruisin chris 29-06-2011 09:44 PM

HHHMMM currants and custard?????:D

Oh hi newbie

kidhaf 30-06-2011 09:28 AM

sheep shagging ......only as long as its not one of those black faced bastids.....canny be doing with darkie sheep......and needs to sheared ....nice an smooth :D

Oh aye and welcome ....

John Hopkins 30-06-2011 12:25 PM

Stupid ignorant Scot..everyone knows sheep wool is slippery, being a natural source of lanolin..you need long wool to get a decent grip, otherwise their hoofs play havok with your shins when you slip then inside your wellies.

John.

kajir 30-06-2011 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by John Hopkins (Post 613680)
Stupid ignorant Scot..everyone knows sheep wool is slippery, being a natural source of lanolin..you need long wool to get a decent grip, otherwise their hoofs play havok with your shins when you slip then inside your wellies.

John.

being a cornishman, we learnt a long time ago to flip the little darlings over and do them in the missonary position, then you don't miss out on the kissing.....
oh hi newbie:)

pastyman 30-06-2011 06:26 PM

howdo from plymuff :thumbu:

Friar Tuck 01-07-2011 06:47 AM

Greetings frum Naarfuck!

kidhaf 01-07-2011 10:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by John Hopkins (Post 613680)
Stupid ignorant Scot..everyone knows sheep wool is slippery, being a natural source of lanolin..you need long wool to get a decent grip, otherwise their hoofs play havok with your shins when you slip then inside your wellies.

John.

Pffft amatuer ....I have been purchasing some of choppers bits and bobs ;)

BUCKLEY 01-07-2011 04:11 PM

Hello from Sussex! :thumbsu:

John Hopkins 02-07-2011 12:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kidhaf (Post 613750)
Pffft amatuer ....I have been purchasing some of choppers bits and bobs ;)

Oops sorry...

I didn't realise you were a professional pervert...

John.

Grav 03-07-2011 06:42 PM

Welcome to the forum. :)

Friar Tuck 10-07-2011 06:38 AM

Well done lads! That's another newbie fritted off!


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