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kitkatman 21-08-2007 07:48 AM

Nuns
 
What do call 100 nuns in a shop.......



a virgin megastore........



2 nuns travelling in a car at night get a fright when a vampire lands on their bonnet.....one nun says to the other "quick, show the vamire your cross"
the other leans out of the window and shouts " get of the fuckin bonnet you cunt"

Mental Dave 21-08-2007 08:29 AM

Oh dear, that is fuckin terrible :eek: :D

Kylie 21-08-2007 08:50 AM

Is it going to be one of those days?

kitkatman 21-08-2007 08:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Mental Dave
Oh dear, that is fuckin terrible :eek: :D

I try to please :D

kitkatman 21-08-2007 08:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Kylie
Is it going to be one of those days?

The possabilities are there young lady

Kylie 21-08-2007 09:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kitkatman
The possabilities are there young lady

Ooooooh I'm a lady!!!!!

kitkatman 21-08-2007 09:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Kylie
Ooooooh I'm a lady!!!!!

Well you have a set of boobs and you aint got a cock, so you qualify in my eyes :D

Kylie 21-08-2007 09:38 AM

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Originally Posted by kitkatman
Well you have a set of boobs and you aint got a cock, so you qualify in my eyes :D

How do you know? :p

kitkatman 21-08-2007 09:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Kylie
How do you know? :p

Well unless you are a post op tranny, i never saw a "captain pinky" in ya knickers at the siobathon :D :D

Kylie 21-08-2007 09:45 AM

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Originally Posted by kitkatman
Well unless you are a post op tranny, i never saw a "captain pinky" in ya knickers at the siobathon :D :D

Oooh thats going to start a few rumours :p

Mikesmad 21-08-2007 09:48 AM

I hope yer no going to make a habit o' this, kkm!

kitkatman 21-08-2007 10:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Kylie
Oooh thats going to start a few rumours :p

Lol......be interesting to see what the mighty grav comments :D

kitkatman 21-08-2007 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Mikesmad
I hope yer no going to make a habit o' this, kkm!

Are you on about cack jokes or kylies spotty knickers

Kylie 21-08-2007 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by kitkatman
Are you on about cack jokes or kylies spotty knickers

The knickers are all Andy's fault - they're his choice not mine!!!!

kitkatman 21-08-2007 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Kylie
The knickers are all Andy's fault - they're his choice not mine!!!!

Hhhhmmmm.........ok, i believe you :rolleyes:

Borg 21-08-2007 11:28 AM

Mmmmm Nuns


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http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y13...mru/sum16a.jpg

Kylie 21-08-2007 11:34 AM

Feck me her arse is as big as mine!

Mikesmad 21-08-2007 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by kitkatman
Are you on about cack jokes or kylies spotty knickers

Habits.......

............Nuns.........

...........................Och, please yersel!

kitkatman 21-08-2007 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Mikesmad
Habits.......

............Nuns.........

...........................Och, please yersel!

It was too fuckin early in the day man :D

kitkatman 21-08-2007 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Borg

I likey that, i do.......might try and get my ole girl to get the penguin suit on, but knowing my luck it will be a bar of choccy

Borg 21-08-2007 11:58 AM

I've got a few more of them :)

kitkatman 21-08-2007 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Borg
I've got a few more of them :)

I demand you post them.....no arguments :D

Borg 21-08-2007 12:06 PM

No

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y13...u/NICE/mmm.jpg

kitkatman 21-08-2007 12:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Borg

Dribble...........

Grav 21-08-2007 12:58 PM

Whats black, white and read and can't turn round in a corridor?

A Nun with a spear through her head.

Grav 21-08-2007 01:02 PM

The Seven Dwarfs go to the Vatican and, because they have requested an
audience, and as they are THE Seven Dwarfs, they are ushered in to see the
Holy Father. Dopey leads the pack.

"Dopey, my son," says the Pope, "what can I do for you?"

Dopey asks, "Excuse me, Your Excellency, but are there any
dwarf nuns in Rome?"

The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment and answers, "No, Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome."

In the background a few of the dwarfs start giggling. Dopey turns around and
gives them a glare, silencing them.

Dopey turns back, "Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe?"

The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then answers, "No Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe."

This time, all of the other dwarfs burst into laughter. Once again, Dopey turns around and silences them with an angry glare.

Dopey turns back and says, "Your extreme holiness! Are there ANY dwarf nuns any where at all in the world?'

After consulting with his advisers, the Pope responds, "I'm sorry my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world."

The other dwarfs collapse in a heap, rolling, laughing and pounding the floor, tears streaming down their cheeks as they begin chanting,

"Dopey shagged a penguin! Dopey shagged a penguin!"

:D

Mental Dave 21-08-2007 01:03 PM

Now that was funny :D :D

Mikesmad 21-08-2007 01:10 PM

You had to dust a lorra stoor off that pengin one, Grav!

Grav 21-08-2007 01:12 PM

Had to find the blummen thing too, it was well hidden. :D


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