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Nik 19-08-2007 05:56 PM

Dwarf rushed to hospital with Hoover glued to his penis
 
One of the most bizarre accidents in the history of the Edinburgh Festival happened today when Captain Dan the demon dwarf in the infamous Circus of Horrors glued his penis to a Hoover.

During the show Dan (real name Daniel Blackner, 42) pulls a Henry Hoover across the stage, however the attachment had come loose in last nights show and he decided to bond it back together with Super Glue, however he misread the instructions on the pack and instead of leaving it for 20 minutes to dry he left it 20 seconds before he tried it out.

Consequently the Hoover was well & truly stuck to his manhood and he was rushed to the A & E department of The Royal Infirmary of Edinburgh where nurses spent almost an hour trying to free him.

Danny said ‘it was the most embarrassing moment of my life & when I got wheeled into a packed A & E on a Wheelchair with a Hoover attached to my willie I just wished the ground could swallow me up, luckily they saw me
quickly so the embarrassment was short lived, although I had to share a lift to the hospital with a girl with a twisted knee & I don’t know what she must have thought’.

John Hopkins 19-08-2007 06:21 PM

Another one in a long line of hoover stuck to my body parts excuses, why didn't he just change it from suck to blow...I still haven't found a vacuum cleaner hose big enough to get my willy in...and I've tried them all.... :D John

Fran 19-08-2007 07:54 PM

That sucks! :D

Bosun 19-08-2007 08:38 PM

no wonder ernies offline

Grav 19-08-2007 08:55 PM

Snigger........ :D

Blurt 19-08-2007 09:17 PM

lol... snorted beer down me nose :D

cherryB 20-08-2007 08:20 AM

err just run that by me again. why was his willy in the hoover :rolleyes: - does'nt he know you cany buy proper penise enalrgers from internet. :D

Fran 20-08-2007 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by cherryB
err just run that by me again. why was his willy in the hoover :rolleyes: - does'nt he know you cany buy proper penise enalrgers from internet. :D


Yeah but you just don't get that fresh shake n vac smell...... :D

critch 20-08-2007 05:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Fayji
no wonder ernies offline

you beat me to it by a considerable margin you git


excellent :D

clanger 20-08-2007 06:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Fayji
no wonder ernies offline

Isn't it funny that sooooo many people here, think alike... :D


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