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devon-tony 25-07-2006 07:40 PM

where did the white dog poo all go to???
 
so where did it go, seem to remember as a kid always seeing white dog poo's , havent seen one for years now???

mate reckons it was a government test on a chemical in the dogs food to make the poos dry up quicker and more visible for pedestrians etc LOL

Dougie 25-07-2006 08:24 PM

First asked by comic and Sid James lookalike Arthur Smith oooooh ten years ago..... :D :D :D

devon-tony 25-07-2006 09:33 PM

well I guess I was too young then :P

was too busy out playing football getting drunk and looking for white dog poo

Spike 25-07-2006 09:42 PM

Krammer nicked it all :D

lawsom34 25-07-2006 09:44 PM

still about if you look hard enough poodles are the best at deposting it

Womble_Lancs 25-07-2006 11:01 PM

Nope, you're all wrong. Dog poo goes white when dogs eat bones. Most dogs these days eat processed shte out of a tin, so no bones = no white poo.

adriandiamond 25-07-2006 11:11 PM

Well, I went out for a meal last night and had cream of chicken soup followed by fish and mash followed by merangue with coconut icecream topped with whipped cream and I swilled the lot down with a cool glass of milk and guess what.........................brown poo.

Yoda 26-07-2006 07:01 AM

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Originally Posted by adriandiamond
Well, I went out for a meal last night and had cream of chicken soup followed by fish and mash followed by merangue with coconut icecream topped with whipped cream and I swilled the lot down with a cool glass of milk and guess what.........................brown poo.

Hehehehehehehehe

Juke 26-07-2006 07:14 AM

Fukk me you lot must be bored!
Now you are discussing the colour of dog shyte!............ :eek:

Creature 26-07-2006 09:38 AM

we could discuss the various shades of red of your bum from weekends punishment .... ?????

if you like :):):)

adriandiamond 26-07-2006 09:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Creature
we could discuss the various shades of red of your bum from weekends punishment .... ?????

if you like :):):)

Only if there are pictures :D

Creature 26-07-2006 09:49 AM

there are :):):)

slob 26-07-2006 10:46 AM

it is to so with food but I thought it was the lime content... or lack thereof .

Gnome 26-07-2006 10:54 AM

Ya know, that's a good point.
There's a distinct lack of white dog poo round my way nowadays.
Then again, there's less dog poo full stop, cause of a clampdown by the parish council.

Womble_Lancs 26-07-2006 12:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Gnome
there's less dog poo full stop, cause of a clampdown by the parish council.

Have they corked the dogs' arses then?
:eek:

Gnome 26-07-2006 12:19 PM

Dog's asses haver literally been clamped! :eek:

Bosun 26-07-2006 03:06 PM

i blame pooper scoopers

adriandiamond 26-07-2006 05:34 PM

Probably get us recycling that in seperate brown or white bags maybe even a sloppy bag.

I hear they're even thinking of taxing dogs on poo emitions........the smaller the dog the less tax.

Sludge Van Diesel 26-07-2006 06:06 PM

Wasn't this also mentioned in Life on Mars ( the TV series, not the song)

adriandiamond 26-07-2006 06:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Sludge Van Diesel
Wasn't this also mentioned in Life on Mars ( the TV series, not the song)


I think you've hit on it there, Sludge old boy. There's no white poo around because the Martians come down at night and collect it all. Then take it back to Mars and spread it all over the planet. This makes the planet more reflective and so cooler for the Martians.


Or were you trying to say that the soft part under the caramel in a Mars bar was made from white poo :confused: :confused:

John Hopkins 26-07-2006 06:35 PM

white poo
 
We never have white poo here, what we do have is loads of sheep poo. Hardly a day goes by without 20 or so sheep coming in to town. around here we have descriptions like, first turning past the dead sheep. We also have chewing gum, all the chewing gum factories in the world send their chewing gum to Tredegar. When they come to dig up the road the first six inches is rolled back before they get down to the tarmac. :eek: John

churchill 26-07-2006 08:14 PM

what the f*ck ...


talk about your own kin sh*t


anyone seen any white mansh*t :p

Dougie 26-07-2006 08:16 PM

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Originally Posted by churchill
what the f*ck ...


talk about your own kin sh*t


anyone seen any white mansh*t :p

Yes,but I'd been drinking Witbier........ :D

horrible bastard 26-07-2006 10:19 PM

kak
 
all the white dog poo got nicked ,for being racist,,,,all the brown stuffs got the keys to the city now.........or it appears to be that way. over.

shaggy696969 27-07-2006 08:07 AM

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Originally Posted by horrible bastard
all the white dog poo got nicked ,for being racist,,,,all the brown stuffs got the keys to the city now.........or it appears to be that way. over.

Sad ,,,,, but fukin true ...............

blackhack 27-07-2006 09:24 AM

I know where all the white dog poo has gone.....

They've used it all to put in the middle of malteasers

catzooo 27-07-2006 09:30 AM

I have 2 poodles, their poo is brown!

adriandiamond 27-07-2006 09:35 AM

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Originally Posted by blackhack
I know where all the white dog poo has gone.....

They've used it all to put in the middle of malteasers


I think you're right because if you think about it the poo would already be digested so when you eat the Malteaser it wouldn't need digesting again and would come straight out. Hence the phrase "Malteasers with the Less Fattening Centre". :D

GreatBritishRob 27-07-2006 10:24 AM

Well i had a bowl of shreddies last night as i'd nothing to eat all day. I actually shat blood this morning. Things aint what they used to be huh! :D

adriandiamond 27-07-2006 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by GreatBritishRob
Well i had a bowl of shreddies last night as i'd nothing to eat all day. I actually shat blood this morning. Things aint what they used to be huh! :D


Don't worry yourself Rob, it weren't blood, you just had them new Shreddies with Summer Berries. :D :D


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