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Bosun 19-03-2007 05:22 PM

what not to say
Things not to say when you chat up a stranger.
Hallo, I bet you've got a nice scream.

You know, my dream is to one day open a place like this. Or maybe work at a place like this. Or just work.

Want to see how blind people recognise each other?

I bet you look a lot like your mother. Actually I know you do.

Sometimes when I close my eyes at night, I can see through my ears.

What kind of soap do you use? 'Cause you smell really clean.

I can't figure out women, one minute they're ignoring you at a bar, the next they're calling 999.

I'll tell you what, let's get out of here and go to this place I know. We'ill need to pick up a matress on the way.

Do hope all that's helpful.

Yoda 19-03-2007 05:34 PM


Originally Posted by Fayji

Sometimes when I close my eyes at night, I can see through my ears.

funny you should say that - I can :)

Mistress Maker 19-03-2007 05:50 PM

lol, that reminds me of one of my clients who was on my course .........after giving them all the info, help and guidance they needed to write a CV , learn interview technique etc we had a 'trial run' for an interview................

one of the guys , who had a fab sense of humour and was on meds for psychosis had a mock interview question and reply that went like this........

me asking the question: 'So .(name) can you tell me a little bit about yourself '

him replying: ' certainly would you like to know more about my hobbies?'

( I teach them this coz it takes it from an 'open ended question' with which could turn into a rambling session into a ' closed ended question where the interviewee is taking control of his answer)

me : 'yes that would be good '

him : ' well one of my particular passions is collecting body parts and pickling them in big glass jars so I can look at them at my leisure !'

needless to say I suggested that this WAS NOT a good response to that particular interview question!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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