27years old and going no where!!!! FAST!!!!!

[liztombs]

hi thort about this question last night, im 27yrs old, got a job, but heres the thing i need to have fun and i need a mentor to help me sort my life out,
could there be my fairy godmother/father here, please help this sinders out :)

[guyver1]

Dead easy reply, firstly take a deep breath then exhale a few times, then you need to chill, not go out in the cold type of chill though cos thats not good, just relax, laugh at everything including your own misfortunes, be happy even when you want to be sad and youll be half way to being as insane as everyone else, the more insane you get the more you become normal. if you wanna have fun then go out and have fun, go to the forum party in September and meet like minded loonys, then youll see your probably no more crazy than the rest of us :cool:

[UKRobKLR650]

I hope this dont come across as harsh but Liz, weve all got issues, sob stories and life deals a lot of ****ty cards. The thing is people dont like to hear about it all the bloody time as just comes across as attention seeking. Go out, get bladdered, get shagged, get a bike, get a life, play an instrument, climb a mountain, get a life before you drive yerself bloody nuts fer cryin out loud. :rolleyes:
Fcuk me, i woke up in a good mood :rolleyes:

[Nitrowing]

ooo, that was harsh :(

[Huw Beer Monster]

Fcuk me, i woke up in a good mood :rolleyes:

Who the hell are you and what have you done with the REAL UKRobKLR650 ?
;)

[UKRobKLR650]

Who the hell are you and what have you done with the REAL UKRobKLR650 ?
;)
Its me Huw, its me fer fcuks sake :D
Im having a Wednesday morning happening.
Jet, great new band me thinks.
I want a bacon buttie. :D

[GarrysPhrogg]

Jet been going for a while Rob....
Really cool band :)

I love the song "Are you gonna be my girl"

[UKRobKLR650]

Jet been going for a while Rob....
Really cool band :)

I love the song "Are you gonna be my girl"
Ive got Kerrang TV on Garry, they just played the new single ( i think its new), Hard Nose Bitch i think its called. Have they got an album out? :D

[Mitch]

Ive got Kerrang TV on Garry, they just played the new single ( i think its new), Hard Nose Bitch i think its called. Have they got an album out? :D

Rob, oh ye of so short term memory... That's Lynne not garry! (she told you this ages ago!!) ;)

[UKRobKLR650]

Rob, oh ye of so short term memory... That's Lynne not garry! (she told you this ages ago!!) ;)
Holy bloody Moly, as if my Wednesday wasnt confusing already. Who's who now, and who told me what about what and when? I think its this heat, im getting heat amnesia or its all a big conspiracy to make me go Ga Ga! :confused: :D
My ears are ringing, bloody ell my drums sound loud this mornin :cool:

[100%Pat]

Right stand up boy and bloody pay attention!!
Garrysphrogg .... is Lynne, she's Garry's... Phrogg not Garry!
Garry is .... Seedless.... not Garry!!
Okay, got it? :D

[mr.chaz]

Rob - private message me your postal addy and I'll send you a copy of Jet across.
It's best album I bought all year!!!!!

[mr.chaz]

By the way Liz - I'm 37 and went somewhere once , then came back for a while , then went somewhere again. It ain't all it's made out to be.
Now I actually enjoy going nowhere and often ride out there as much as I can. As long as you're going " nowhere fast" that is. ;)

[GarrysPhrogg]

ROFL :D
Well I've been called worse :D

Anyways Rob check out these links for Jet.....

http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/B0000C8402/ref=pd_ecc_rvi_2/202-9299063-2963857

http://sg1.allmusic.com/cg/smp.dll?link=m5wr0tijtwi8nbitgasiwb4&z=MP3&r=20.asx (turn volume up for this)

http://www.mp3.com/albums/624569/summary.html

*Sings* 1-2-3 ........................

[100%Pat]

A bit of Neil Diamond.... :D

[GarrysPhrogg]

Right it's my birthday on Sunday and I REALLY do like Jet ;) ;) ARE YOU LOT Listening to me :D

[GarrysPhrogg]

A bit of Neil Diamond.... :D
LOL we had one of the Leeds lads in the shop today and I sang cracklin Rosie just for Him :D...........
Oh yeah and I bought the CD so we won't be without it next time :):)

[GarrysPhrogg]

Couldn't find cracklin Rosie but found this one..........

http://sg1.allmusic.com/cg/smp.dll?link=qv0n8qxubak3g1eguyeixc7&z=MP3&r=20.asx

[Grav]

You just cant beat Neil Diamond.... :D

BOLLOX, all you need is a large length of 4x2 and you can beat him all day. :D :p

[100%Pat]

http://www.geocities.com/photosforfriends6/CracklinRose.html

[guyver1]

A bit of Neil Diamond.... :D
Which bit???? :D

[UKRobKLR650]

Who's Garry then? :confused:
Whats a Phrogg fer cryin out loud? :confused:
Ooohhh! Not long till i go out :D

[seedless]

Me I'm seedless er Garry er Seedless she is my phrogg
All clear ????????????? :rolleyes:

[Creature]

all you gotta do is go to places and be yourself, relax and have fun. Soem people may ignore you or be harsh at 1st, but as they get to know you ( and you them) you will see a different side to them.

Most of us can usually tell if your being natural or weather your trying to be the centre of attention.

As mentioned above 99.9% of us have our problems, some worse than others, But most of us know how to enjoy ourselves., and like to have people around them the same - so everyone relaxs and enjoys themselves.

if your on your own then turning up at rallies/parties/pubs can be daunting. I suggest you pick the smaller venues, these are far more relaxed and people will talk to ya. I often travel alone ( in preference) and its easy to meet talk to strangers at the destination - if you relax. If you come on the big I am or tell your troubles without being asked then you will just be blocked.

[seedless]

Most single women who I have met that are stressed find a vibrator helps!!!!!

[Jay]

Most single women who I have met that are stressed find a vibrator helps!!!!!

............to make you walk like John Wayne! :D

[Jonnyfp]

The Music have bought out a new one.
i thought it was ace. what a riff.

[Bosun]

............to make you walk like John Wayne! :D


learming to change battries insitu while in sainsburiees is still the art :rolleyes:

[ibleedpetrol]

Me I'm seedless er Garry er Seedless she is my phrogg
All clear ????????????? :rolleyes:
ain't a phrogg one o' them green things that goes 'croak, croak!' :)

[Mrs Reject]

learming to change battries insitu while in sainsburiees is still the art :rolleyes:

As is trying to put the bike on reserve whilst still riding and trying not to fall off.....I still haven't managed it!!!
:D

[Mitch]

As is trying to put the bike on reserve whilst still riding and trying not to fall off.....I still haven't managed it!!!
:D
One Day Mrs R, One Day!! Patience Grasshopper!!!

[big gal]

Hey Liz,dont worry too much. It could be worse.....you could be thirty five and going no-where- slowly! Hee hee :)

[acidpixie]

Hey Liz,
youre alive, lots of folk aint.
make the most of it.
if you wanna die, do it quietly.

[rommel]

Hi Liz
I'm fifty next year and I have gone nowhere and I am still going there, but what the hell I've still got most of me bits I'm alive and reasonably healthy and still ride bikes
what more would one want, stay healthy ride safely and enjoy life for what it is.
Wow that was philisophical :D

[UKRobKLR650]

Hehehehehehehehe! Thats funny, someone using the name Rommel and the word philosophical :D Sorry, just i like history etc and i know what happened to Rommel, poor bugger.
Anyway, im not goin anywhere today, gonna bimble about on me new push bike, maybe go for a beer etc. Its all me parents fault, society dealt me a **** hand boo hoo boo hoo :D

[cxdemon]

Hey liz, i'm forty arrived at nowhere, and put the kettle on and pitched the tent! :D

[rommel]

Hehehehehehehehe! Thats funny, someone using the name Rommel and the word philosophical :D Sorry, just i like history etc and i know what happened to Rommel, poor bugger.
Anyway, im not goin anywhere today, gonna bimble about on me new push bike, maybe go for a beer etc. Its all me parents fault, society dealt me a **** hand boo hoo boo hoo :D

I know what you mean only hope it doesn't happen to me ( I think thats what I mean, it's late and I've been up since 4am)

[MrFluffy]

"When you get there, there is no 'there' there." - Gertrude Stein

Seemed fitting.... :cool: