saxman
02-08-2004, 01:59 PM
1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
2. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian anymore than standing in a garage makes you a car.
3. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
4. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
5. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
6 Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of cheques.
7. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
8. No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
9. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.
10. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognise a mistake when you make it again.
11. It's not the jeans that make your bum look fat.
12. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness".
13. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we put the clocks back.
14. Final thought for the day: Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.
2. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian anymore than standing in a garage makes you a car.
3. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
4. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
5. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
6 Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of cheques.
7. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
8. No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
9. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.
10. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognise a mistake when you make it again.
11. It's not the jeans that make your bum look fat.
12. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness".
13. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we put the clocks back.
14. Final thought for the day: Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.