What silly things have you done after too many drinks?

[Voddiemonster]

I thought it would be a good laugh to find out how silly we all are after a few too many.

Yes i have dropped me old mobile and been found on hands and knees picking up pieces....trying to put phone back together and talking in to it to see if it works without calling anyone

I have done the singing annies songs on the way home ya know the ones............."its a hard enough life for us" yep with the high kicks too.

i used to go out alot with a gang of people off yahoo who were all local, which i knew really well and were all local and we used to do mooners where ever we went out on the piss and they would get put on my mates page..........that all stopped after she died of cancer at the age of 41 but she was a real party animal and love to strip and some how managed to get me too as well.

come on guys spill the beans :D

[Friar Tuck]

Erm! Well I can't really remember!

All i know is that I jive with two left feet and a fresh hip replacement! :(

[Voddiemonster]

Erm! Well I can't really remember!

All i know is that I jive with two left feet and a fresh hip replacement! :(

ya can do better than that............im sure you can remember or have been told about what ya have done the next morning.....................mates can wait to tell ya what ya have done the next morning.........why are they bloody mates

[critch]

as pat can teastify i thought dancing at the barnyard bollix was a cracking idea
unfortunatly this was a day after smashing my knee on me bike :rolleyes:
this was actually pretty mild for me :o

[Voddiemonster]

as pat can teastify i thought dancing at the barnyard bollix was a cracking idea
unfortunatly this was a day after smashing my knee on me bike :rolleyes:
this was actually pretty mild for me :o

Ouch not good

[critch]

i once thought it would be spiffing to roll a concrete bin down a hill-
and it was till it hit the bizzy car :rolleyes:
in fact theres just too many to list :o

[Voddiemonster]

i once thought it would be spiffing to roll a concrete bin down a hill-
and it was till it hit the bizzy car :rolleyes:
in fact theres just too many to list :o

nah come on Critch list em.......i wanna know im not the only mad, should be put away drunk out there lmao :D

[critch]

Ouch not good
i was on crutches :rolleyes: everybody else thought it was very funny :)

[Voddiemonster]

i was on crutches :rolleyes: everybody else thought it was very funny :)

yeah i would have proberbly been one of them whilst trying to act as nurse cause i always seem to want to help eveyone whilst pissed too

[critch]

dropped dusters at the feet of a copper,peed on the landlords car as he watched from his lounge window, proposed (twice) ,glued the bosses car locks,insulted the largest lad i can find at many many rallies(i thought it was jokey they very rarely did) :rolleyes:, took a train journey to bristol (still have no idea why bristol)hoisted my mates wheelchair into a tree (without him in it- come to think of it i dont regret that :D )and many many others

[BikerGran]

When my kids were teenagers and still living ast home they used to get highly embarrassed when I went round telling everyone loudly that I was a bit drunk...........
:p

[krammer]

well, i think my last really really silly experience was at nabd. jay (who is so big he has his own gravity) and myself arrived in cheshire just in time for gypsey and summers wedding, this was about midday and we carried on drinking 'till 'round about 2am(ish) all was well until the evil spike plied me with some sort of exotic cigarrette, we went into the very big tent to study the strippers and when i looked 'round everybody had gone :( this meant finding my tent all by myself. after much tripping over guy ropes and falling onto peoples tents i decided to sleep in some bushes. oh, by the way the lAST TIME I TRIPPED I GASHED MY EYEBROW ON SOMEONES TENT PEG....ANYWAY...SOME MARSHALLS FOUND ME FAST ASLEEP IN MY COSY BUSH AND GAWD BLESS 'EM MANAGED TO FIND my tent for me and tuck me in......but they would'nt read me a story.....

[Spike]

That it, no more bananas for you matey boy !!! :p

[krammer]

That it, no more bananas for you matey boy !!! :p oh, err, hello spike...i was in no implying it was your fault that my legs refused to obey my brain...no sireee!! i think it might have had a bad beer or something.

[Mistress Maker]

me and addjunkie at a party after drinking the following mixed together:
2 bottles champagne
half a bottle of vodka
4 cans red bull











....................................lets just say it got so outa hand its unmentionable :eek:

[weldy]

far far too many to list ...BUT..
one that springs to mind ..out one night absolutley bladdered ..canny mind anything ..was found in the kitchen in the morning fast asleep on the floor ...with my feet in the fridge :confused: :D

matt

[krammer]

far far too many to list ...BUT..
one that springs to mind ..out one night absolutley bladdered ..canny mind anything ..was found in the kitchen in the morning fast asleep on the floor ...with my feet in the fridge :confused: :D

matt athlete's foot?

[Dougie]

Managed to get m'self kidnapped and dragged thru to Glesca by a couple mates when I was home on R&R from N Ireland.Don't remember much about the next couple o' days. :eek:
However I DO remember coming out a pub with a different couple o' mates in Dunfermline (on terminal leave from NI) and hard-targeting between shop doorways with imaginary rifles until a polis car drove past with the crew givin' us AWFY funny looks!Couldn't do it these days tho'. :D

[weldy]

athlete's foot?

cheesy feet lol

:D

[krammer]

cheesy feet lol

:D did you know thats where gorgonzola comes from?

[Friar Tuck]

ya can do better than that............im sure you can remember or have been told about what ya have done the next morning.....................mates can wait to tell ya what ya have done the next morning.........why are they bloody mates
It's the truth! I really can't remember!

[krammer]

i broke my neck diving into a bulgarian swimming pool after consuming 200 white russians.

[Fran]

I once threw a barman over my shoulder & ran round the pub with him.Tried to roll a 2CV.Started a beermat fight in a pub at a rally.Threw up in my shoes in a taxi.That's just the clean stuff I can tell you! :eek:

[bill?]

I'll admit it here, I once had a drink too many and bought Grav a lagbroganov ( can't remember names of whisky's) and he promptly put his head down someones cleavage.


was that the drink or the shock of me buying him one. :confused:

[Bosun]

i waltzed with screaming lord such

[Friar Tuck]

Oh yeah, I vaguely remember riding home from a pub on my moped, pulling to the drive and stopping in front of the garage and without putting my feet down and toppling over gracfully!

My Brother takes great delight in telling me that he came home later and finding me curled up asleep complete with full gear on and helmet, along side the bike from when it toppled over!

[Duggie]

I can remember drivin home from a mates house musta been 35mph got overtaken by some maniac in a lada!
Just because you are paranoid doesn't mean they are not all out to get you!
Thought we were shiftin
;)

[Voddiemonster]

wow you know what after reading some of yours.......me singing annies songs.........falling in hedges on the way home and waking up with cuts on knees and not knowing why sounds good :eek:

[kitkatman]

BLOODY HELL, WHERE DO I START,


got arrested for climbimg a christmas tree in town and trying to liberate the fairy.

lots of fighting

mooned a a cop car, arrested and fined £80

arrested again, for pissing through someones letterbox, ie... the police stations

went round me mates house, after we both had a skin full, he fell asleep and i shagged his mum

and his brothers wife ( 3 weeks later )

and much, much more :D

[bluezephyr750]

trying to think and im just a good boy. :D

to drink enough to make me do silly things i would pass out first or be quite ill :(


gona get wrecked on holiday so may have some funny tales,if i dont get thrown in jail :eek:


2 weeks tomorrow.
bollox to the uk for two weeks wooo :)

[UKRobKLR650]

Not in any great order but i ended up with 13 stitches in my wrist after hitting a pub window :rolleyes: , puked in a girls face that i used to fancy, battered a bloke for having a go at me mate and it turned out he was innocent, **** meself after drinking to many pints of guiness (it was a quid a pint) when i had a stomach bug, puked on a coppers boots in Great Yarmouth cause he wouldnt let me sleep on a bench (he kept trying to pick me up, i warned him i felt sick), fell asleep in a grave yard while i was on crutches which was **** cause when i woke up my mates had left and i had to walk home 12 miles (not sure what hurt most, me legs or me bloody hands). Oh dear oh dear, so many embarrasing things and so little room to fit them all in :D

[ForestFred]

Me an my mates years ago had this thing about walking over the top of cars , even went over a JCB up the front bucket over the roof and back down again :D
We stopped when one of us went through a soft top :eek: :D

[pale rider]

tryed to get me leg over with me boss infront of her hubby shes now my ex boss i had to leave how did she put it...your possision is no longer tenable i asked her wot that ment she said you are sacked her hubby owned the company...

[Sid]

Got so pissed once at a nightclub & leant against a fire door, fell through it & it shut on me & I was left outside. They wouldn't let me back in again after that! :D

[Trumpykeks]

farted, and followed through, -------- more than once. :o

[banshee]

Blue bottle impressions seem to be a big thing for me!!!! Dont remember doing them tho! You know the type, laying on my back with my legs in the air..................( oh............ I do that when I'm not drunk too!) ;)

[Friar Tuck]

Blue bottle impressions seem to be a big thing for me!!!! Dont remember doing them tho! You know the type, laying on my back with my legs in the air..................( oh............ I do that when I'm not drunk too!) ;)
The mind boggles!!!!!!! :confused:

[weldy]

ooohhhh..my head hurts today ....was at a stag do last night i have blurred recolections of the stripper and the shenanigans that continued throughout the evening ....when i remember them clearer later i'll post em up :cool: :cool:


matt

[Doro]

I once wrote my name on my forehead with a marker cos folk kept thinking I was my sister :cool:

[Blue]

I once wrote my name on my forehead with a marker cos folk kept thinking I was my sister :cool:

Just as well you didn't know Jester then! ;)

[Jonnyfp]

Just as well you didn't know Jester then! ;)


Or shirley?
she'd have spelt it wrong an may even have put a k instead of a o at the end, :D





























*runs like feck again*

[Blue]

Wow! Impressed at Johnnyfp's, um, bravery! :eek: :D

[Dougie]

Or stupidity....... :eek:

[Jonnyfp]

Wow! Impressed at Johnnyfp's, um, bravery! :eek: :D


Yes but you'll notice i'm peggin it. :D
Kris only busts ya ribs...Doros geordie!

[Shep]

I once wrote my name on my forehead with a marker cos folk kept thinking I was my sister :cool:


Just as well you didn't know Jester then! ;)


If you have your name tattoed on your forehead....

Do you have it written normally so everyone else can read it, or inverted so you can read it in a mirror when you forget? :confused:

[Doro]

HEY...........!!!!!!!!

you're all very very bad people :p

[Jonnyfp]

It could'nt possibly have been me, as i'm hiding in a very secret locale.. :D

[Doro]

I'll find ya boy - I will

the most silly thing jonny did after having a drink???? having another drink lol


or was it deciding to wrestle with gypsy?

hmmm?

[Blue]

It could'nt possibly have been me, as i'm hiding in a very secret locale.. :D

Pssst ... Doro ... he's over there!

Blue
Supergrass

[Jonnyfp]

I'll find ya boy - I will

the most silly thing jonny did after having a drink???? having another drink lol


or was it deciding to wrestle with gypsy?

hmmm?

:D :D ............
Blue you snitch!!

[kitkatman]

proposed to the now wife :D :D :D

[Blue]

Blue you snitch!!

Moi? :p

I'm more scared of Doro than I am of you! :D :D

[STEViE]

What silly things have I done after too many drinks?


I've lost my tent a few times an' given' up an' gone back to the bar for anutha drink


I remember once in Germany ... one of the guys in the band was off shaggin' the bands manager. She wasn't a particularly pleasant person an' he was just a cnut so myself an' one of the other guys smeared butter all over the door knob, retired to our beds an' waited for him to sneak back in the room ('cos none of us were supposed to know about this affair). He spent bloody ages tryin' to get a grip on the doorknob whilst we pi55ed ourselves laughin'.


an' then there was the Polish vodka marathon with about 20 of us in one room at a hotel in Mragowo, Poland after a huge concert to around 16,000 folks. Dobro players, bass players, guitarists, me on mandolin, a fiddle player an' the most amazin' drummer/percussionist I've had the pleasure to play with (ooer!). From around midnite thru to 5(ish) in the mornin' we jammed loads of songs regularly interspersin' them with toasts - vendin' machine cups at least half full each time an' maybe two or three toasts each time. We ran out of vodka around 5am so called for a taxi to pick up some more for us (bloody taxi cost as much as the three bottles of vodka), after which we all headed off for a swim in the local lake. It was absolute fuci<in' madness on the landin' jetty at the lake. After a couple of hours swimmin' an' yet more vodka we went for breakfast, got thrown out of the hotel restraunt an' retired back to the lake to sleep it off .....

.... that evenin' we had a gig. I had to play bare footed 'cos my feet were soooo sunburnt that I couldn't get my boots on. That bloody taught me.

[ForestFred]

What silly things have I done after too many drinks?


I've lost my tent a few times an' given' up an' gone back to the bar for anutha drink


I remember once in Germany ... one of the guys in the band was off shaggin' the bands manager. She wasn't a particularly pleasant person an' he was just a cnut so myself an' one of the other guys smeared butter all over the door knob, retired to our beds an' waited for him to sneak back in the room ('cos none of us were supposed to know about this affair). He spent bloody ages tryin' to get a grip on the doorknob whilst we pi55ed ourselves laughin'.


an' then there was the Polish vodka marathon with about 20 of us in one room at a hotel in Mragowo, Poland after a huge concert to around 16,000 folks. Dobro players, bass players, guitarists, me on mandolin, a fiddle player an' the most amazin' drummer/percussionist I've had the pleasure to play with (ooer!). From around midnite thru to 5(ish) in the mornin' we jammed loads of songs regularly interspersin' them with toasts - vendin' machine cups at least half full each time an' maybe two or three toasts each time. We ran out of vodka around 5am so called for a taxi to pick up some more for us (bloody taxi cost as much as the three bottles of vodka), after which we all headed off for a swim in the local lake. It was absolute fuci<in' madness on the landin' jetty at the lake. After a couple of hours swimmin' an' yet more vodka we went for breakfast, got thrown out of the hotel restraunt an' retired back to the lake to sleep it off .....

.... that evenin' we had a gig. I had to play bare footed 'cos my feet were soooo sunburnt that I couldn't get my boots on. That bloody taught me.

Lightweight!! :D

[Shaun the Fatman]

What silly things have I done after too many drinks?

[b]an' then there was the Polish vodka marathon with about 20 of us in one room at a hotel in Mragowo, Poland after a huge concert to around 16,000 folks. Dobro players, bass players, guitarists, me on mandolin, a fiddle player an' the most amazin' drummer/percussionist I've had the pleasure to play with (ooer!). From around midnite thru to 5(ish) in the mornin' we jammed loads of songs regularly interspersin' them with toasts - vendin' machine cups at least half full each time an' maybe two or three toasts each time. We ran out of vodka around 5am so called for a taxi to pick up some more for us (bloody taxi cost as much as the three bottles of vodka), after which we all headed off for a swim in the local lake.

Rock And Rolllllllllllllllllll.... "I shoulda Learned to play the guitar, I shoulda learned to play them drums..." Curse my ten thumbed clumsiness I coulda been there done that got the hangover. Ah wel maybe in the next life

[STEViE]

From around midnite thru to 5(ish) in the mornin' we jammed loads of songs regularly interspersin' them with toasts - vendin' machine cups at least half full each time an' maybe two or three toasts each time. We ran out of vodka around 5am so called for a taxi to pick up some more for us (bloody taxi cost as much as the three bottles of vodka
I should mention here that the vodka came in boxes of a dozen but the bloody stuff had crown corks (beer bottle type caps) so once it was open you HAD to drink the stuff, you just had to. But it was very cheap hence the cost of the taxi weighin' in at the same as three bottles.

Rock n' roll my arse, this was a bunch of country musicians.

[Shaun the Fatman]

Hey Country music started that great tradition of musical dissipation.
Hank Williams was a party animal from all accounts... I don't mind selling out or playing unfashionable music I just want the booze and the chicks.

[ElfGarnet]

I know its not alcahol related but I havnt really had a skinfull since I was 18.
I did however end an evening throwing a whole packet of choccy hobobs, one-at-a-time to my dog, then I sat still for several hours smiling to myself because I knew I was a mahogany hall table standing on a very plush hall carpet and the sunshine on my tabletop felt really nice.

..
that wasnt alcahol though im afraid.
does it count?

[Redlion]

Ride home




















it long enough now to post?

[STEViE]

Hey Country music started that great tradition of musical dissipation.
Hank Williams was a party animal from all accounts... I don't mind selling out or playing unfashionable music I just want the booze and the chicks.

Hank was a drinker, that's for sure. But it was a combination of morphine an' chloral Hydrate, alcohol and (some say) negligence on the part of his driver Charles Carr that killed him after a gig in Canton, Ohio that he'd played on Dec 31st 1952. He died in the back seat of his baby blue Cadillac. He was 29.

*takes anorak off*

Playin' country music was never a sell out for me. I thought the band would just be doin' local gigs around Basin'stoke, maybe even earn a little money, whilst I would be able to see my kids growin' up. Little did I kno at the time of joinin' Kane & Co. that I'd end up recordin' an' album in Nashville an' playin' a gig with George Hamilton IV, his son 'Hege' - a country/rock artist in his own right, various other local "I've been sittin' in this bar an' I've seen 'em come an' go"s an' the president of Warner Bros. country music division in Nashville sittin' out in the audience. We were at the Grand Ol' Oprey one evenin' after finishin' recordin' for the day an' I ended up scoffin' on Vince Gill's birthday cake an' meetin' Ricky Skaggs.
Because we done the album, we had to make a video for one of the tracks. 'Texas' was the track chosen from the album an' with the help of some folks the singer knew, we had our video. This then although too late in the day to be screened on CMT Europe (as it had recently stopped transmittin'), got us a couple of gigs abroad. We played at a 5,000 people festival in Craponne, France along with Kathy Mattea an' Anita Cochran. We then went on with these two artists to Mragowo in Poland (where the previous story hailed from) for a country music version of Eurovision with the local town flooded with folk from all over Poland an' various other 'Eastern Bloc' countries giving us an' arena of around 6,000, anutha party goin' on jus' listenin' outside of the arena of anutha 10,000 along with a televised audience of around 22,000,000.
That was pretty fuci<in' cool :D

*name droppin' mode off*

Oh! An' we came second in the competition part of the gig losin' out to Sweden by one point.

We went on to tour an' play festivals in various countries around Europe, returnin' to Poland twice more for festivals, tourin' an' to headline anutha televised event, The Polish Country Music awards. It was a great time.
When that band started to break up I formed Cactus Jack with a couple of the guys from Kane & Co. We regularly toured in Germany. It was OK but the whole situation was gettin' me down. Thing was, I missed my family an' friends, so what I do now suits me just right.

As to the booze an' the chicks. Well, I had the opportunity in Denmark, Poland an' Germany but to be totally honest I propped up the free bar, drank my fill an' some of the guys in the band's fill too, played a couple of songs on my mandolin an' partied on many occasions 'til the sun came up :D


Hope this wasn't too much for ya'll, but I'm a tad stoned an' I just started writin' this, when away it went ...

[Worjorj]

I got on stage and stopped a live sex act in Barcelona to check if they were married. They weren't so I told them to pack it in, AND THEY DID!
Mr Friggin Popular, me.:o

[Sir Ewok]

After 10 pints, thought it was a good idea to ride sidecar outfit home with friend in sidecar. As we rode along a police car started up the old blues and twos. I looked to see my passenger, slumped over the back of the sidecar with his arms dragging along the road. I pulled over and decided that attack was the best form of defence so I says to the copper @ I suppose you want to see my licence'. Unfortunately, for those who remember them, I had the little red booklet thing which I could not find in my wallet. Eventually the copper told my mate to walk and me to feck off or I would get done for dangerous driving.

Danced at the 'Tossing the slipper' rally last weekend and haven't been able to walk properly since.

Too pissed to rememeber any more.... :rolleyes:

[Shep]

Said yes when Bungle asked me to do a bit of dressing up at last year's Hex Rated. :eek:




*If you don't know what I mean, ask Mitch or FF.*

[Doro]

stevie you should put those stories on yer website

tales from the stevie memory bank lol

yep, time to go visit stevie's garage for more stories :)

[Crofty]

It could'nt possibly have been me, as i'm hiding in a very secret locale.. :D
He's in the pub.

[Bag Lady]

Said yes when Bungle asked me to do a bit of dressing up at last year's Hex Rated. :eek:

He wasn't pissed though......he was sober.....

I have some pictures as well... :D (white just is not his colour!!!)





Speaking for myself....when I was in the Army (spent most of the time drinking excessivley) came the night when I was really out of it. (As females we had to sign into camp at the guardroom - if they thought you were drunk when you signed in you had a night in the cells.)
When you are really badly drunk you have those moments when you think you are fine.....I remember quite clearly getting up from lying on the pavement in Guildford (High Street). I was looking at the stars - they were so pretty - it was amazing....I could actually feel the rotation of the earth as well.....I suddenly just KNEW I was sober enough and marched in to the Guardroom - asked for a pen to sign in, rattled off my name ,rank and number....and then realised....


I was in the fish and chip shop.....Oh Sh1t........ :D

[Jay]

Well I must say I am usually pretty reserved when drunk :o

The funniest from my perspective was betting a taxi driver 'my fare' home if I could eat one of his headrests before we got there. I didn't win but fair do's he didn't expect me to pay for the headrest!

The most stupid is my classic bust up with my wife in a pub and 'Fecking well walking home'. Which was great until I realised I was in 'The Robin Hood'.


























Santa Barbara De Nexe - Portugal :D

[STEViE]

stevie you should put those stories on yer website

tales from the stevie memory bank lol

yep, time to go visit stevie's garage for more stories :)
Got a couple of jobs to do on the bike before Friday so looks like I'll be doin' a wee bit of reminissin' at the end of the evenin' - now there's a title even.

.... at the end of the evenin'