Borg
12-08-2005, 07:59 PM
A Pakistani arrives in London City all excited. He stops the first
person he meets. "Good day, Mr. British, thank you to accept me in
Your nice country", but the person interrupts and says: "I am not
British, I'm Chinese."
The Pakistani continues on his way and meets another passer-by. "Thank
you Mr. British for to let my family and me stay here... " Again, he's
interrupted before finishing his sentence. "I no be British, I be
Turk!"
The Pakistani continues on his way and meets another passer-by. "Mr.
British, me thank you for hospitality you give..." . "But my friend,
don't you see that I am African, not British."
He goes a little farther and meets another person and greets him
"thank you for letting me come to your beautiful country." ... "I'm
not British, I'm Kosavon." "But," answers the Pakistani distressed,
"where are the British??"
The Kosavon looks at his watch and says ..... "Probably at work."
person he meets. "Good day, Mr. British, thank you to accept me in
Your nice country", but the person interrupts and says: "I am not
British, I'm Chinese."
The Pakistani continues on his way and meets another passer-by. "Thank
you Mr. British for to let my family and me stay here... " Again, he's
interrupted before finishing his sentence. "I no be British, I be
Turk!"
The Pakistani continues on his way and meets another passer-by. "Mr.
British, me thank you for hospitality you give..." . "But my friend,
don't you see that I am African, not British."
He goes a little farther and meets another person and greets him
"thank you for letting me come to your beautiful country." ... "I'm
not British, I'm Kosavon." "But," answers the Pakistani distressed,
"where are the British??"
The Kosavon looks at his watch and says ..... "Probably at work."