what a wonderful, wonderful day

[kitkatman]

got up this morning.....dada dada
and I got out of bed ....dada da da
walked down the stairs .....dada da
felt a drip on my head...dada da

looked at the ceiling
and what did i see
not a fucking lot as it caved down on me ( not quite but it rymed )

yes at 3.43 this morning whilst leaving for work i discovered that we had a water leak in the bathroom and the ceiling was doing a balloon impression, so popped the bubble and drained the excess water and went to work, luckily i have a mate who's a plumber so he sorted the leak out for 5 packs of golden virgin and i have spent this evening stripping all the tiles off the bathroom floor and taking down the hallway ceiling......
guess what i am doing this weekend...

[DaiPunk]

Get a downstairs bathroom :p

[Jonnyfp]

Get a downstairs bathroom :p

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!

[kitkatman]

Get a downstairs bathroom :p
it very nearly was............ :D

[critch]

Get a downstairs bathroom :p
....... :D ............

better get decorating mate

critch the man whos had no glass in his porch for three years :rolleyes:

[Freak]

Will you be popping over to France to purchase more baccy?

[rommel]

live in a bungalow then you only get the missus flooding the kitchen out :D

[Bosun]

guess what i am doing this weekend...



chatting on thiis here forum more n likely :D

[STEViE]

BtDt last year when the water tank ball-cock went in the attic :mad:

[Gypsy]

BtDt last year when the water tank ball-cock went in the attic :mad:
should it have not been there in the first place??? :D

[STEViE]

I had to get my head around that last sentence mate .....



..... took a good few moments too [X{)>

[Gypsy]

thought it might :D

[STEViE]

well the fact you thought it might was proven correct far, way an' above the wildest dreams of wildebeast on balmy nights in the Serengeti whilst David Attenborough looks on in silence, then whispers ....



..... "I think they're all stoned" :D

[Gypsy]

ok mr Zulu warp factor 4!!!
those wilderbeast will never get away !!!




well we would have got away if it wasnt for you pesky kids

(**** wrong programme)

[STEViE]

Reckon there's gonna have to be a big Scooby snack before I hit my pit :D

[Gypsy]

welcome to stevies pie eating competition,

in the red corner we have stevie the mandolin maestro (3 times work pie eating champion)

in the blue corner we have grusome griggs the piemonattor !!!

3 pies
or 1 pig out will decide the winner !!!!

[STEViE]

No it's gonna have to be the Warbies with marmite, philly, ham, strong cheddar an' spring onion fillin' :D

[Gypsy]

is there a dietitian in the house


this is an emergency

[Friar Tuck]

No it's gonna have to be the Warbies with marmite, philly, ham, strong cheddar an' spring onion fillin' :D
Spring onions before bed time?

Eeeeeeewwwwwwwww!

[kitkatman]

chatting on thiis here forum more n likely :D
true...very true :D

[kitkatman]

Will you be popping over to France to purchase more baccy?
no got plenty in stock...thinking more of the chardonnay..!