the am i a real biker and why dont people nod any more thread

[Yoda]

Ha Fooled Ya

its really a thread about Marmite

Hmmmmm Yummy, spread everywhere

You realy want it dont you, you know you do, the temptation is too much for you

Yoda

[Creature]

Kant stand the stuff - looks too much like sh*t

[addjunkie]

Kant stand the stuff - looks too much like sh*t
couldnt have said it better my self

[Jay]

Marmite is for real men, like radishes :D

[addjunkie]

an quiche no doubt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Bosun]

dont like maarmite but like twiglets


weird i is

[Jay]

an quiche no doubt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YES IT IS!

My wife makes the hardest, roughest, toughest Sausage & Baked Bean quiche in the world, no - the universe !

[BikerGran]

Marmite is for real men, like radishes :D

I like Marmite - does that make me a biker?

[Jay]

I like Marmite - does that make me a biker?
No, that makes you a REAL Biker :D

[Cook1e]

YES IT IS!

My wife makes the hardest, roughest, toughest Sausage & Baked Bean quiche in the world, no - the universe !

Do you mean burnt?

[Jay]

Do you mean burnt?
No, her name is Angela :confused:

[Goff]

Ewwwwwwwwwwww........its the most vile thing ever to be invented.

Apparently when i was a wee goff babby my mum gave me marmite butties and there i was sat in me high chair, i took a bite.....well a suck cos i had no teef...and my words were ....."SH1T MUMMY"......enuff said..... :p :p

[blackhack]

Marmite IS indeed the the spawn of satan...And It takes a real biker to stand up and say so publiclly

I hereby denounce marmite and all its derivatives for evermore,may it rot in the darkest reaches of hell.

Anyone else prepared to stand up and be counted..??

[Goff]

Blackhack i totally agree......i shall stand on my stack of milk crates in the middle of the town centre proclaiming that it is indeed the source of all evil, and for the greater good it needs to be cast out and made extinct before it corrupts the taste buds of our children and there is no turning back...... :D

[JOE]

I don't mind marmite, but I don't love it or hate it - does that make me a freak?

[blackhack]

Yes !! ....................................

[Jay]

Blackhack i totally agree......i shall stand on my stack of milk crates in the middle of the town centre proclaiming that it is indeed the source of all evil, and for the greater good it needs to be cast out and made extinct before it corrupts the taste buds of our children and there is no turning back...... :D
Condemning something Evil, will not help your 'Goff' image mate :D

[Sheltie]

Yoda your a bastid, Now Ican't get the smell out of my nostrils.


I'll join with the others and declare war on the marmite loving hoards

[ernie the dwarf]

You bunch of slack jawed goat fiddling inbred's, Marmite is brill a byproduct of brewing i belive so how can it be bad ? :D

[slob]

you all need to try cheesymite scrolls....make some dough, roll it sausage like. smear inside of dough with marmite and sprinkle with chees. Roll into a scroll/catherine wheel and bake mmm mmm mmm

Also works VERY well with sweet chilli sauce (just the sauce no cheese or marmite).

[Freak]

I don't mind marmite, but I don't love it or hate it - does that make me a freak?

Oi....
I like marmite
but not as much a chicken bovril :D

on toast of course :p

[Jay]

you all need to try cheesymite scrolls....make some dough, roll it sausage like. smear inside of dough with marmite and sprinkle with chees. Roll into a scroll/catherine wheel and bake mmm mmm mmm

Also works VERY well with sweet chilli sauce (just the sauce no cheese or marmite).
Great....now I am starving :p

[Fran]

I've never tried marmite,but if twiglets are a preview I'd hate it.It looks very like katlax which I give my constipation prone tom cat.I might be cheaper with marmite. :)

[JOE]

[QUOTE=Freak]Oi....
I like marmite
but not as much a chicken bonking :D


I'd heard about you, you foul man of fowl :eek:

[Goff]

Condemning something Evil, will not help your 'Goff' image mate :D

But it is VERY different when its MARMITE......tis allowed.... :D

[Shiftyrodent]

Kant stand the stuff - looks too much like sh*t

If your sh1t looks like marmite you'd best see a doctor!! :D

[Zeek]

Marmite is the food of the gods.......marmite baked spuds....mmmmmmmm.................REAL food for REAL bikers.............. :D .

[Jonnyfp]

I saw the title of this thread and just knew yoda had started it before i saw the authors nick.. :D

I just rode 5 miles from tysley and 4 bikers nodded me. :)

Ooh i just thought of a thread to post...lmao..

[cxdemon]

Marmite yum yum eat it wiv a spoon me! yummy luvverly stuff, eat yer marmite and you'll nod to other bikers no worries :D

[Cook1e]

I wonder if the veggie guy who used to do bike rallies with his van and names food inventions after their inventors, still sells the Cookie special;
Good Wholemeal bread
Butter
Marmite
Hommus
Tommato

Yum, Yum

[pingusprogressed]

Marmite IS indeed the the spawn of satan...And It takes a real biker to stand up and say so publiclly

I hereby denounce marmite and all its derivatives for evermore,may it rot in the darkest reaches of hell.

Anyone else prepared to stand up and be counted..??

totally agree its foul stuff, had a job recently doing brekkies in a cafe and had to give job to someone else as people kept asking for that sh1t on toast :eek:
should be a class one drug :D

[Yoda]

I just rode 5 miles from tysley and 4 bikers nodded me. :)



Err can we Keep this subject on topic please :)

now back to the Marmite :)

[technoboiler]

me lurvs marmite
thats why am soooooo ard! ;) :D

[Tooty]

It's a good substitute for COPPER SLIP......... :rolleyes:

[Dougie]

Never tried it.So,what's the difference between Marmite & Vegemite? :confused: And yes,I know one's Australian....

[Cook1e]

Never tried it.So,what's the difference between Marmite & Vegemite? :confused: And yes,I know one's Australian....

Vegemite is for wimps (not as strong)

[Yoda]

Never tried it.So,what's the difference between Marmite & Vegemite? :confused: And yes,I know one's Australian....
I have seen the stuff and wondered if there is a difference myself??

No idea...nop wait a minute i remember

Ever since World War ll Australian troops have depended on Vegemite for a taste of home.

Australian doctors started recommending Vegemite as a convenient source of vitamin B after it was approved by the British Medical Association in 1939.

These days you'll find jars and tubes of Vegemite with Aussie backpackers and travelers the world over.

Vegemite is responsible for giving us a second national song - the "Happy Little Vegemites" jingle and it continues to put a rose in every patriotic cheek.
Vegemite dates back to 1922 when the Fred Walker Company, which became Kraft Walker Foods in 1926 and Kraft Foods Limited in 1950, hired a young chemist to develop a spread from one of the richest known natural sources of the vitamin B group - Brewers Yeast.

Following months of laboratory tests, Dr. Cyril P Callister, who became the nation’s leading food technologist of the 1920s and 30s developed a tasty spreadable paste. It came in a two ounce (57g) amber glass jar capped with a Phoenix seal with the label "Pure Vegetable Extract".

In an imaginative approach, Walker turned to the Australian public to officially name his spread. He conducted a national trade-name competition offering an attractive 50 pound prize pool for the finalists. How the 50 pounds was distributed or who was the winning contestant has unfortunately been lost in history, but it was Walker's daughter who chose the winning name out of the hundreds of entries.

That winning name was Vegemite and in 1923 Vegemite first graced grocers' shelves. It was described as "Delicious on sandwiches and toast, and improves the flavour of soups, stews and gravies". However, it took 14 long years of perseverance from Walker before Vegemite finally gained acceptance and recognition with the Australian people.
When Australians first heard about Vegemite, a thick, dark English spread (called Marmite) already dominated the spread market and Australians were reluctant to try Fred Walker's locally made product. Poor sales performance resulted in Vegemite being re-named in 1928.

In an attempt to emulate the success of Marmite, Walker re-launched Vegemite as "Parwill". "If Marmite...then Parwill" was the rationale behind Walker's strategy to carve a niche in the market for his concentrated yeast extract spread. However Parwill was only ever sold in Queensland and Walker's creative play-on-words fell on deaf ears and Parwill failed. Walker went back to the drawing board, and finally realised that the Vegemite brand could work. All he had to do was stimulate consumer trial.

In 1935, a vigorous 2-year coupon redemption scheme was launched whereby a jar of Vegemite was given away with every purchase of other products in the Fred Walker Company range. Australians tried the product, and loved it. During this 2-year coupon redemption period, sales of Vegemite leapt, along with its reputation as a tasty, nutritious new spread.
Immediately prior to the outbreak of World War II, Vegemite gained official product endorsement from the British Medical Association. This allowed Vegemite to be advertised in the Australian Medical Journal, and for medical professionals to recommend Vegemite as a Vitamin B rich, nutritionally balanced food for patients.

By 1942 Vegemite had become a permanent fixture on Australian tables. However, tough times were experienced during World War II when supplies for the civilian market were rationed on a strict per capita basis. This was in order to meet the demand of the Armed Forces which were buying Vegemite in seven pound (3.2kg) and eight ounce (227g) tins, plus 1/2 ounce (14g) individual portions because of the product’s nutritional value.

Fred Walker’s company kept Australians aware of why Vegemite was in short supply and continued to promote the healthy virtues of Vegemite, such as the high level of Vitamin B within the spread. Throughout the years of conflict, this message generated immeasurable goodwill for the product.

When world peace finally arrived, Australia experienced a post-war ‘baby’ boom’ creating a huge new market for Vegemite. People with years of Infant Welfare experience, such as baby care expert Sister McDonald, said in the Women’s Weekly that “Vegemite is most essential”, further cementing Vegemite’s reputation for nutrition and wholesomeness. Infant Welfare Centres were recommending babies have their quota of Vitamin B1, B2 and Niacin - of which Vegemite has them all!

[Dougie]

Okay,but what's the feckin' difference?Are they basically the same thing or wot? :confused: :confused:

[Yoda]

Okay,but what's the feckin' difference?Are they basically the same thing or wot? :confused: :confused:

well yes and no both are equally the same yet different
...
..
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
OK I dont know :) :)

[Jay]

Okay,but what's the feckin' difference?Are they basically the same thing or wot? :confused: :confused:
Marmite is a yeast extract but I am not sure if Vegemite is.

Whatever the answer, Vegemite is more bitter but not so strong in taste, to me anyway!

Oh and only queer folk who don't clean their foreskins eat Vegemite!

[Dougie]

Ooooookaaaaay........... :eek:

[krammer]

smear marmite 'round your mouth and tell your friends you have been to a scat party and can you have a kiss.

[Yoda]

smear marmite 'round your mouth and tell your friends you have been to a scat party and can you have a kiss.
ROFLMAO you crazy man

[kitkatman]

could eat it strait from the pot.....loverly....... :D

[Jay]

smear marmite 'round your mouth and tell your friends you have been to a scat party and can you have a kiss.
Well it has been 31 days since you mentioned that SCAT word on here, beginning to think you had transferred your focus to 'Felching'!

[Fran]

Well it has been 31 days since you mentioned that SCAT word on here, beginning to think you had transferred your focus to 'Felching'!


No he's an equal opportunity pervert. :D

[krammer]

i am only joking, you do know that .........................don't you? :D

[Jay]

i am only joking, you do know that .........................don't you? :D
Uh huh, yes, yep, sure, yeah !

[krammer]

Uh huh, yes, yep, sure, yeah ! now jay, as much as i love my wife there is absolutely no way....no way! i would chow down on one of her richard the thirds.

[Jay]

now jay, as much as i love my wife there is absolutely no way....no way! i would chow down on one of her richard the thirds.
Mate, don't feel you have to avoid your affinity for the 'Ertha Kit', just to humour us!

[krammer]

it's disgusting................................and it don't half make your breath smell.

[Fran]

Mate, don't feel you have to avoid your affinity for the 'Ertha Kit', just to humour us!


Yeah Krammer,embrace your diversity. :D

[krammer]

Yeah Krammer,embrace your diversity. :D oh god, i'm worried now that at the forum bash you will look upon me as being really wierd and i'm not really......am i jay?:o

[Yoda]

oh god, i'm worried now that at the forum bash you will look upon me as being really wierd and i'm not really......am i jay?:o

You make me look positivly normal :p :)

[Fran]

oh god, i'm worried now that at the forum bash you will look upon me as being really wierd and i'm not really......am i jay?:o

I'm counting on you being wierd.Less people looking at me! :eek:

[krammer]

You make me look positivly normal :p :) well thank you very much :D

[Jay]

oh god, i'm worried now that at the forum bash you will look upon me as being really wierd and i'm not really......am i jay?:o
Nope, he's a positively Nice chap and all-round good egg......He knows I am on a health spree and even offered to get me involved in some WATERSPORTS, which I thought was very kind :D

[Yoda]

Nope, he's a positively Nice chap and all-round good egg......He knows I am on a health spree and even offered to get me involved in some WATERSPORTS, which I thought was very kind :D
ohh Jay you are such a naughty boy :) :)

[Jay]

ohh Jay you are such a naughty boy :) :)
What me, I'm just.................adhoc mate!

[Jonnyfp]

Marmite is indeed like poo....but the kind of poo you get when you havent had enough potassium in your diet and it sticks to your inner sanctum.

when it dries off and you get rollage...this is when bumnuggets occur.

Marmite is just hydrated bumnugget..

[Friar Tuck]

So when do they become tugnuts then?

[Bosun]

Marmite is indeed like poo....but the kind of poo you get when you havent had enough potassium in your diet and it sticks to your inner sanctum.

when it dries off and you get rollage...this is when bumnuggets occur.

Marmite is just hydrated bumnugget..


now theres a great description

[Friar Tuck]

Oh, and marmite is only good for hot buttered toast! otherwise it's sh*t!

[sprintbint]

mmmmmm....marmite on crumpets......now your talking :D

[Jonnyfp]

So when do they become tugnuts then?


Tugnuts;adj.to mean progression of moisture loss of bumnugget..[bumnugget=see yoda] phrase desc; Blimey, if my bumnuggets lose anymore moisture i'll have trouble shifting those 'Tugnuts'

also see 'Klingons'


just made that up..could ya tell? :D

[Trumpykeks]

just made that up..could ya tell? :D

like most your posts jfp

y

[Jonnyfp]

like most your posts jfp

y



shhh they'll all know..

Btw i reckon your Grav.. :D

[Fran]

Tugnuts;adj.to mean progression of moisture loss of bumnugget..[bumnugget=see yoda] phrase desc; Blimey, if my bumnuggets lose anymore moisture i'll have trouble shifting those 'Tugnuts'

also see 'Klingons'
just made that up..could ya tell? :D

Hee hee hee................... :D