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100%Pat

29-07-2004, 08:00 AM

Thanks Wallace, Pussbag was specially created for us by Lil' Mark the looney creator of Blim The Pixie and you'll not believe the things that cat gets up to in a few issues time!

cxdemon

29-07-2004, 08:43 AM

Have to agree Pat, makes a change from all the ranting and raging in most issues, bit o' humour is more than welcome.
the occational rant has it's place....but not all the time, people will think we are a bunch of whingers! :eek:

Shiftyrodent

29-07-2004, 08:55 AM

Top cartoon and good to see Li'l Mark back in print. Was just wondering recently what had happened to him.

More Odgie and Li'l Mark please!

BigBod

29-07-2004, 11:10 AM

It's better than that Boudica or what ever it is s h i t e!

I feel that I should expand on my previous comment, I just read the latest column this morning and what a load of drivel and dross it is, some of the past ones haven't been so bad, but this one is awful, a waste of a good page in an otherwise superb and ever improving magazine.

100%Pat

29-07-2004, 12:13 PM

I'll tell her you said that and she'll come and hunt you down.... :D

Tim750

29-07-2004, 04:16 PM

I feel that I should expand on my previous comment, I just read the latest column this morning and what a load of drivel and dross it is, some of the past ones haven't been so bad, but this one is awful, a waste of a good page in an otherwise superb and ever improving magazine.
Just get rid of that column and have some adverts instead you know something that is a bit more of a read :)

Tim750

29-07-2004, 04:17 PM

I'll tell her you said that and she'll come and hunt you down.... :D
Pat is she from Birmingham way by any chance??

100%Pat

29-07-2004, 04:28 PM

Dougie

29-07-2004, 04:38 PM

Haven't got the mag yet.LI'L MARK'S BACK?? WOOHOO!!!!!! :D :D :D

Nitrowing

29-07-2004, 04:40 PM

WALLACE

30-07-2004, 02:18 AM

It's better than that Boudica or what ever it is s h i t e!
She gonna love us lot next month, watch oot fir the charoit wae square wheels an an auld hag. :eek:

BigBod

30-07-2004, 07:45 AM

No she's not mate, but I couldnt tell you if she was.... Its a secret!
It is meant to be very tongue in cheek you know, just like Fran was....
Its all a windup. Its not meant to be taken seriously at all! ;)

Hi Pat,

Fran was tops and I've got the 'T' shirt to prove it, she was a great wind up merchant and she always made me laugh because she was so tongue in cheek.

But, this Boudica aint funny, it aint tongue in cheek, it's just dross and definately no chance of taking it seriously.

BigBod

30-07-2004, 07:48 AM

She gonna love us lot next month, watch oot fir the charoit wae square wheels an an auld hag. :eek:

Oh s h i t, I 'v just subscibed, she'll have my address........... :eek: :eek:

Now where did I put that tent...cancelled the milk, stopped the papers, I'm going out and I may be gone a while......... :confused:

Mrs Reject

30-07-2004, 07:53 AM

Oh s h i t, I 'v just subscibed, she'll have my address........... :eek: :eek:

Now where did I put that tent...cancelled the milk, stopped the papers, I'm going out and I may be gone a while......... :confused:

Hahahahahaha, that wasn't very clever was it??????:D

Well I'm going to stick my neck out here and say I really like Boudicca and could have done with her when some tosser kicked off in the pub last night *makes mental note to self; do not pick fights with drunken strangers because they tell you you have a fat arse*.

Mrs Reject

30-07-2004, 07:55 AM

Also: * Learn to control Italian temper*. Poor Mitch had to come and make me behave :)

Mitch

30-07-2004, 08:09 AM

I wouldn't have minded had we not had the pleasure(!), of the company of one of her madge's c*ntstabules present - giving a talk on safer riding! I'd have laid in myself!

Little tosser threw his toys right out of the pram - even going so far as throwing a lit paper aeroplane at me - landed in my lap, right in front of the copper!!!

I think I know who's side I'd rather be on in a fight - Mrs R's anyday!!!

All this takes me back to when me and Mrs R got together - she's got this weird make-up, half italian and half pirate (she'll probably blush at this point - she's descended from Captain Henry Morgan!). First thing my old man said when I told him was "watch your throat son!". Best piece of advice he ever gave me! :D

100%Pat

30-07-2004, 08:11 AM

And I bet you love it!!! Go Girl Mrs R!! :D

Mitch

30-07-2004, 08:16 AM

And I bet you love it!!! Go Girl Mrs R!! :D

Course I love it Pat - that's why I love her, she's not a mouse like some women I've known (my ex for one!) Grrrr Tiger!

Mrs Reject

30-07-2004, 08:27 AM

*blush* :o :o :o
It's hard having a famous ancestor to live up to.....all that fighting, pillaging and the endless parrots, sometimes I just can't cope.

Mitch

30-07-2004, 08:29 AM

*blush* :o :o :o
It's hard having a famous ancestor to live up to.....all that fighting, pillaging and the endless parrots, sometimes I just can't cope.

Yeah right!!! :D You know you love it really!

ForestFred

30-07-2004, 08:59 AM

See I knew Mrs R really loves Katie something to do with long dark curly locks, very piratical(Methinks FF is going to get a real beasting at the forum get together whoo whoo!!!!) :D

Mitch

30-07-2004, 09:31 AM

(Methinks FF is going to get a real beasting at the forum get together whoo whoo!!!!) :D

You could say that!! :D

(Escape clause - you could buy her a parrot and an eyepatch - that'd go down well!!! - Honest!! Don't forget the gilded cage!!)

BigBod

30-07-2004, 10:43 AM

You could say that!! :D

(Escape clause - you could buy her a parrot and an eyepatch - that'd go down well!!! - Honest!! Don't forget the gilded cage!!)

I guess it'll be one up on the gift Mrs R got at the last forum get together.....who's got it now anyway? ;)

100%Pat

30-07-2004, 11:22 AM

Thats a point.... who has it now? Stevie? Doro? :p

Jay

30-07-2004, 11:23 AM

oooh bit of controversey........i LOVE IT :D

Jay

30-07-2004, 11:34 AM

I am a very slow reader so I've only just got to PUSSBAG and, thanks to my very poor command of the English language, when I saw the name on the cover I read it and thought:

"PUSSBAG, PUSSBAG Hmm the adventures of one wacky crime-fighting pustulous cist"

Then it turned out to be far more funny.....which is a bonus.

WALLACE

30-07-2004, 02:58 PM

*makes mental note to self; do not pick fights with drunken strangers because they tell you, you have a fat arse*.
Oh **** bn there done it got the scar on nose. Mind me to shut up if ah see a fat arse. "unless its on a fatboy back end" :eek:

Mrs Reject

30-07-2004, 04:42 PM

Oh **** bn there done it got the scar on nose. Mind me to shut up if ah see a fat arse. "unless its on a fatboy back end" :eek:

:D :D :p

Nitrowing

30-07-2004, 04:53 PM

Just read the new issue.
Very pretty lass as usual :)
Pussbag :( I liked the Rich King drawn stuff, Gruf and the Brothers Grimm. I liked Grease Monkey too (I think it was in Streetfighters though).

Here's an idea - can you reprint the Jim Fogg serials or have BSH got the rights to them? Yeah, I AM too lazy to dig through 15 years of bike magazines...! Plus there's a hell of a lot of people that will never have read them

guyver1

30-07-2004, 08:15 PM

stupid question............where the hell do i get to see a copy of the magazine??? :cool:

acidpixie

30-07-2004, 09:09 PM

was dead good to read Pussbag, I did wonder if it was lil mark cos it was just Awol to a tee, and very, very, welcome.
As for bodicca, im not really fussed about her foul mouth and negative attitude but I get a bit tired of her constantly moaning about being judged or about her freedom of self expression being questioned or chalenged when inbetween all her bitter drivel she slags of anyone different to her or anyone who does something she dosnt.
I try to read through her crap each month but if it is ment to be funny its the one thing 100% has ever tried which has failed dismally.

Mrs Reject

30-07-2004, 09:26 PM

Yippee we got ours today too - pussbag is great, he's just like our ginger cat Dave! :)

Rabid

30-07-2004, 09:33 PM

So you've got a ginger pussy have you Mrs R :D

WALLACE

31-07-2004, 02:11 AM

So you've got a ginger pussy have you Mrs R :D
Go on geesa look, hope you stroke her well

blackhack

31-07-2004, 02:54 AM

There's gonna be "trouble at mill" with the last two posts....

run and hide..........

Friar Tuck

31-07-2004, 06:29 AM

That's just bluddy great init? Everybody gets their copy before me, so there's nuffing left for me to look forward to now! :(

Everyone seems to have had a peek at Mrs.R's pussy! ;)

And Boudica is on a man hunt! Again! :rolleyes:

Just snot fair!

Mitch

31-07-2004, 01:27 PM

There's gonna be "trouble at mill" with the last two posts....

run and hide..........

hehehehehe,

Well I've never been nothing but magninimous - I'm not jealous - so without much further ado, here's a picture of Mrs R stroking her pussy!

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Say hi to Tom (yeah Wallace, he's a he and she strokes him very well!) the ginger pussy (aka Dave, after her mum's cat, David Fusky Wusky!). :cool:

Oh yeah say hello to Shadow - the grey pussy!! (there's another two there but they chose to stay out of the picture for some reason) :D

ForestFred

31-07-2004, 01:38 PM

Are they all by chance relaxing by listening to Katie Melua :rolleyes:

WALLACE

31-07-2004, 02:53 PM

hehehehehe,

Well I've never been nothing but magninimous - I'm not jealous - so without much further ado, here's a picture of Mrs R stroking her pussy!

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Say hi to Tom (yeah Wallace, he's a he and she strokes him very well!) the ginger pussy (aka Dave, after her mum's cat, David Fusky Wusky!). :cool:

Oh yeah say hello to Shadow - the grey pussy!! (there's another two there but they chose to stay out of the picture for some reason) :D
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Had tears laughing"
No offence was meant there guys. :p

WALLACE

31-07-2004, 02:58 PM

Pat, wot type a bike Pussbag gonna be rideing? Hae to be a wide ass, the size his arse. " Mrs R listens in from sidelines waiting to pounce on arse comments" :D

Mitch

31-07-2004, 06:47 PM

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Had tears laughing"
No offence was meant there guys. :p

Fookin' ell Wallace - we knoooooooooooooow!!!!!! Relax!

Nah, it's Forest Fred that had better be watching his back from now on!!!!! :D

Katie Meluarse and her mates Jamie Cullum et al, have just been slated as shyte by Amy Winehouse (all her songs are written for her etc...). She should talk, at the recent jazz awards (according to today's Daily Exresso-bongo, All them 'nuevo Jazz' bollox got put up for awards.

Not a single one got anything. George Melly loved it... he said they were only there to add publicity to an otherwise uncool event!!! :D

With that, I'm off to pick Mrs R up from work!

ForestFred

31-07-2004, 08:42 PM

I'm not scared :p(FF now runs off to hide on Bodmin Moor).............True I'm off to Cornwall fer a week so I wont be on the forum unless I can find a puter up by the Hurlers. See ya in a week.

triker_gal

31-07-2004, 10:19 PM

I'm not scared :p(FF now runs off to hide on Bodmin Moor).............True I'm off to Cornwall fer a week so I wont be on the forum unless I can find a puter up by the Hurlers. See ya in a week.
enjoy ya week and bring back more sunshine with ya :)