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FLACCID
28-07-2004, 03:36 PM
What are your other hobbies?
Mine is melting things. :D

triker_gal
28-07-2004, 04:07 PM
mines sucking things........... well you did ask !! :D I aint got a hobby really, I have no life afterall ,lol

UKRobKLR650
28-07-2004, 04:08 PM
mmmm! Other interests huh?
Mountains
Forests
The great outdoors
Camping, climbing and trekking
Playing drums
History, especially British and military
Beer, more beer and loads more beer
Wales
4x4's (got 2, i like offroading on bikes and in 4x4's)
Boxing
Shaggin
Music
Annoying people
Clothes (yep, im a big tart. Where in the rule book does it say to be a biker you have to be a scruffy smelly herbert huh?)
Rugby but only national teams
Smashing things when i cant have my own way
Travelling, wanna go to Everest base camp. Hopefully gonna arrange summat for an arthritis charity as i have arthritis in my knees etc. Anyone wanna help out or join in?
Listening to loud heavy music
Did i mention beer?
Offroading as mentioned before. Doin the Cambrian rally on my bike this year. 2 days of off road, 120 mile laps, should be fun :D
Loads of stuff really. :D

Yoda
28-07-2004, 04:10 PM
Does Porn count as a hobby? :p

well mine is graphic design and websites, kitcars, sex, and gadgets and sometimes the sex gadgets graphic design can be mixed together to make some interesting sites

Yoda

guyver1
28-07-2004, 04:14 PM
4X4, model making (latex kits), music, darts, camping, thinking up new ideas on how to piss my ex off :cool:

Bosun
28-07-2004, 04:32 PM
writting for newsletter
doodling
live music gigs/well music generally
and the consumption of fine ales (member of camra as well)

oh and the girlfriend..thats the most expensive hobby

Bosun
28-07-2004, 04:33 PM
thinking up new ideas on how to piss my ex off :cool:
can relate to that :D

Yoda
28-07-2004, 04:48 PM
mmmm! Other interests huh?
Clothes (yep, im a big tart. Where in the rule book does it say to be a biker you have to be a scruffy smelly herbert huh?)


Page 26 paragraph B section a subsection 2 sub-subsection 6 line 8
Quote 'to be a biker you must be a dirty smelly greebo' :rolleyes:
sorry mate you are just going to have to change your ways LOL :D

Page 27 paragraph c section d subsection 4 sub-subsection 7 line 2
goes on to add that the following are optional extra's but the more extra's you have the more of a real biker you are
(1) Long greasy Hair
(2) Goatee
(3) Tattoo's
(4) piercing (ass one point for public piercings and 2 points for hidden piercings)
(5) Leather Waistcoat
(6) Leather Jacket
(7) Boots
(8) Tassles
(9) Scars (1 point for each scar...operations excluded unless caused by a motorcycle accident, also the longer the scar the more points)
(10) the ability to drink huge amounts of alcohol
(11) patches
(12) matt black helmet
(13) dark visor
(14) airbrushing on bike jacket or helmet
(15) have at least 3 half dismantled bikes and a fridge freezer in your front garden
(16) cool shades


Yoda

Sheltie
28-07-2004, 05:14 PM
I got 4 partial dismantled bikes a gas cooker and fridge in a garage. Does that count

Yoda
28-07-2004, 05:40 PM
I got 4 partial dismantled bikes a gas cooker and fridge in a garage. Does that count

bikes a cooker and a fridge

everyone bow down

"we are not worthy" (although to achieve higher staus you must put them in the garden)

Yoda

UKRobKLR650
28-07-2004, 05:45 PM
Page 26 paragraph B section a subsection 2 sub-subsection 6 line 8
Quote 'to be a biker you must be a dirty smelly greebo'
sorry mate you are just going to have to change your ways LOL

Page 27 paragraph c section d subsection 4 sub-subsection 7 line 2
goes on to add that the following are optional extra's but the more extra's you have the more of a real biker you are
(1) Long greasy Hair- Nope, mines shaved off
(2) Goatee- My nose is bad enough without underlining it.
(3) Tattoo's- Oooohhhh, got them but some are a bit Skinhead and nationalistic. Do they count?
(4) piercing (ass one point for public piercings and 2 points for hidden piercings)- Got 2 in me ear
(5) Leather Waistcoat- Look gay, like leather chaps. Cant help thinkin of blue oyster club. :p
(6) Leather Jacket- Sold it
(7) Boots- Got a pair of Oxtar MX boots, Sidi Vertabraes, 2 pairs of DM's, pair of Salomon boots, Rockport XCS boots, pair of Timberlands etc etc.
(8) Tassles- Again, Gay :p
(9) Scars (1 point for each scar...operations excluded unless caused by a motorcycle accident, also the longer the scar the more points)- Shed load of scars, chicks dig scars :D
(10) the ability to drink huge amounts of alcohol- I wouldnt say its an ability but its fun and i try.
(11) patches. Dont wanna give up smokin
(12) matt black helmet- MX helmet and Arai are race reps.
(13) dark visor- Iridium on Arai, Oakley goggles for MX helmet.
(14) airbrushing on bike jacket or helmet- Gay :p
(15) have at least 3 half dismantled bikes and a fridge freezer in your front garden- Got my streetfighter project in garage.
(16) cool shades- Of course but me nose has been broken that many times they annoy me.


Yoda
Hows that?

Sheltie
28-07-2004, 05:45 PM
Garden's not big enough but it does have some tatties, garlic and a dismantled kids pudh bike

shadowdragon
28-07-2004, 06:19 PM
Viking re-enactment (legally beating people up with lumps of metal)
Making kit for re-enactment.

Leatherwork (well thats actually wulfgars not mine :) )
website design

errr i think thats it.

jediross
28-07-2004, 06:41 PM
sex,watching porn,computers, thats all i have time for! :D

Jay
28-07-2004, 06:42 PM
Hobbies .......hmm. Collecting bike mags and generally reading.. watching live music...bit of poetry writing (don't even smirk - It's harder than you think) ...love walking and of course having a good crack with buddies while downing a few col ones.

triker_gal
28-07-2004, 06:47 PM
Hows that?
Woooooshhhhh KLONK !!! heheheheheheeeee :D

Yoda
28-07-2004, 07:25 PM
Hows that?

well i think you score more than m<e

<SOB>
I am a softy Biker wannabe
<SOB>

Yoda

ROBBIE
28-07-2004, 07:39 PM
playing guitar,music,reading,watching snooker,gloriahhhh hunniford,collecting yoghurt cartons,crisp packets,trainsets,painting sheds(but only during january)monty python,father ted. :D

guyver1
28-07-2004, 07:43 PM
since when has having a painted leather jacket been gay?????? :eek:

acidpixie
28-07-2004, 07:48 PM
oh dear....
my piercings all went bad cos of working in the slaughterhouse.
got most of my scars in the slaughter house too.
No front garden, got broken fishtanks in the back ana a rotting honda 250.
im a slaphead (penwye) with a goatie.
sold my last leather jacket to a 16yr old girl with a 40d chest years ago.
have a few big knives and an axe (of course)

no dark visor cos always worn openface.
(not doing very well eh?)

hobbies.... reading mostly reference, historical , theological an stuff. bit of poetry, the web, gardening, being happily married, manga , walking, cycling, animals, spanking, all the usual stuff.
hope that helps someone...?

cxdemon
28-07-2004, 07:49 PM
ere! i's got two waistcoats, one leather, one a "Calvin Kline denim one in black!! for best, an i aint gay!! sometimes i'm not even happy!! :eek:

Mrs Reject
28-07-2004, 08:04 PM
I don't have a life I'm at uni full time and work full time as a nurse in the holidays and at weekends.
On the odd occasion me and Mitch are off together we like to relax by taking all our clothes off and playing volleyball at our local naturist club - lovely!! Hope that vision of lovliness doesn't keep you all awake at night :D

Jay
28-07-2004, 08:19 PM
I don't have a life I'm at uni full time and work full time as a nurse in the holidays and at weekends.
On the odd occasion me and Mitch are off together we like to relax by taking all our clothes off and playing volleyball at our local naturist club - lovely!! Hope that vision of lovliness doesn't keep you all awake at night :D

nO SOUNDS GREAT..........but I do have a question about playing naked tennis and the 'Ball-Boy'.

guyver1
28-07-2004, 08:25 PM
oh dear....
my piercings all went bad cos of working in the slaughterhouse.
got most of my scars in the slaughter house too.
No front garden, got broken fishtanks in the back ana a rotting honda 250.
im a slaphead (penwye) with a goatie.
sold my last leather jacket to a 16yr old girl with a 40d chest years ago.
have a few big knives and an axe (of course)

no dark visor cos always worn openface.
(not doing very well eh?)

hobbies.... reading mostly reference, historical , theological an stuff. bit of poetry, the web, gardening, being happily married, manga , walking, cycling, animals, spanking, all the usual stuff.
hope that helps someone...?


MANGA..........................respect is due........nuff said :cool:

acidpixie
28-07-2004, 08:48 PM
bless your sox mr guyver1.
i think its the combination of white cotton panties and impossibly huge swords that does it for me. :p

Bosun
28-07-2004, 10:48 PM
bikes a cooker and a fridge

everyone bow down

"we are not worthy" (although to achieve higher staus you must put them in the garden)

Yoda

Front garden of course** ooops missed a page here * :D

Gypsy
29-07-2004, 07:48 AM
ah hobbies,
main one.... Doro :D

in our house we have
2 electric guitars
1 electro acoustic(sp)(this is doro's full metal guitar)
1 bass
1 drum machine
gonna get round to learning to play them one day :D

football, used to play the violent sunday league stuff, now just stick to watching west ham

got into travelling when i met doro, before that i used to travel as far as the pub and that was my limit

loud heavy rock music

dont have many hobbies really , spend more weekends away at ralleys n stuff than we do at home..

we aint got a fridge in the garden but we do have a beer fridge in the front room.. got got to order the lay z boys next :D
oh and when our new extention is built gotta build a bar too :D

Doro
29-07-2004, 08:19 AM
What are your other hobbies?
Mine is melting things. :D


Phoebe's brother likes melting things

and he dislikes things that don't melt




other hobbies are

sewing
painting
singing (!!!!) didn't say I was good, just said I liked it
dancing (see singing)
engines
movies

ooo and kris you forgot the northumbrian pipes lol

:D

we will be indulging in one of our favourite hobbies as from tonight - rock n blues...

Gypsy
29-07-2004, 08:22 AM
Phoebe's brother likes melting things

and he dislikes things that don't melt




other hobbies are

sewing
painting
singing (!!!!) didn't say I was good, just said I liked it


didnt say how bad either lol :p

GarrysPhrogg
29-07-2004, 08:38 AM
Coarse fishing
&
Partying

Thats when we have time :)

UKRobKLR650
29-07-2004, 08:54 AM
since when has having a painted leather jacket been gay?????? :eek:
Not all of them but youve got to admit some look a bit shell suit like if ya get what i mean, this i find kind of funny when you hear some of the people that wear them slaggin off so called power rangers. At the end of the day i do what i do for me and no one else. I wouldnt call myself a biker i'd say i had a passion for motorbikes though. Ah well, im gettin to mellow in me old age :D

Santa
29-07-2004, 10:25 AM
Is coarse fishing loke ordinary fishing but with foul language and bad behaviour?
My main hobby (after bikes of course) is getting stoned















What was I doing? :cool:

bikervamp
29-07-2004, 10:56 AM
Bikes , trikes , tats , peircings , my kids when their not being a pain in the proverbial backside , horses , booze , getting stoned , starting rucks , looking at other birds and probaly loads of other stuff as well..