just realised why i dont have a fella :)

[liztombs]

just crackd on why i dont have a fella. :eek: its beacause im weird. and some men (weak more like),
excluding you cuddly bunch of bikers on here :),
there scared of me he he and would rather go crying to there mummys beacause liz tombs scares them beacause she does weird things, and they dont like it.
ha yes this sex goddess scares men ha ha. (gleefully lol and falling off chair whielst laffing sooo hard).

[Yoda]

beacause liz tombs scares them beacause she does weird things, and they dont like it. .

Oh Oh Do tell more
now i am intrigued...what wierdness doest though behold??? :D

we likes weird........weird is our precious

Yoda

[devilsquest2000]

never meet a lady thats scared me yet ;)
wanna try :D

[rommel]

just crackd on why i dont have a fella. :eek: its beacause im weird. and some men (weak more like),
excluding you cuddly bunch of bikers on here :),
there scared of me he he and would rather go crying to there mummys beacause liz tombs scares them beacause she does weird things, and they dont like it.
ha yes this sex goddess scares men ha ha. (gleefully lol and falling off chair whielst laffing sooo hard).
All women scare me, it's the strange things that they say and do :eek:

[triker_gal]

just crackd on why i dont have a fella. :eek: its beacause im weird. and some men (weak more like),
excluding you cuddly bunch of bikers on here :),
there scared of me he he and would rather go crying to there mummys beacause liz tombs scares them beacause she does weird things, and they dont like it.
ha yes this sex goddess scares men ha ha. (gleefully lol and falling off chair whielst laffing sooo hard).
I guess thats another way of advertising yourself on here, but i've not met one biker (male) that dont like a woman who's weird :cool: that's why they all love me :D mwuahahahhahaaaa

[Nitrowing]

All women scare me, it's the strange things that they say and do :eek:

So true... ;)

[triker_gal]

blah.........

[FLACCID]

I like weird :D

[100%Pat]

Please remember this is not a 'dating' site, we are all just a bunch of mates.
If you are looking for personals try
www.bikerdating.co.uk :D

[UKRobKLR650]

Maybe its your approach to men? Maybe accusing them of being weak isnt a good place to start. Some blokes actually like to be treated nice and with respect and may also have problems of their own blah blah blah. Maybe your just fookin ugly :eek: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahaha!
Only jokin about the ugly bit. :D

[triker_gal]

Maybe its your approach to men? Maybe accusing them of being weak isnt a good place to start. Some blokes actually like to be treated nice and with respect and may also have problems of their own blah blah blah. Maybe your just fookin ugly :eek: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahaha!
Only jokin about the ugly bit. :D
Oh dear me, looks like Rob's beggin for a spankin again I see :eek: mwahahahhahahaaaaa

[cxdemon]

Honestly! any excuse to spank someone isn't it :eek:

[acidpixie]

one never needs an excuse to spank someone... I mean, what else are bum cheeks for.... why else would they be soooooo cute an soft an squashy... an look soooo sweet when they go red.....? er.......

er......
sorry about that.

Im ok now. :p

[guyver1]

one never needs an excuse to spank someone... I mean, what else are bum cheeks for.... why else would they be soooooo cute an soft an squashy... an look soooo sweet when they go red.....? er.......

er......
sorry about that.

Im ok now. :p
OH MY GODDDDD, please tell me she aint coming to the party in September PLEASEEEEEEEEEEE :D

[cxdemon]

Only if your a really really bad boy!! :D

[cxdemon]

Have to admit she sounds a bit scary :o
don't mind like scary! :cool:

[guyver1]

i love scary, but at the moment all the women coming for bike training are asking for me to take them out........now thats scary.........3 years not a peep now their coming outta the woodwork..........ohhhh to be single again :cool:

[acidpixie]

[QUOTE=guyver1]i love scary, but at the moment all the women coming for bike training are asking for me to take them out........now thats scary.........3 years not a peep now their coming outta the woodwork..........ohhhh to be single again :cool:


just wait till they ask you to take them round your bollards for a one to one.

dont think I could make it to the party anyway, wifes not too well at mo, :(

[Jim]

Scared of women, moi ?

Bloody right, I'm married !

Can I come out of the cupboard now ?

[Friar Tuck]

Wierd Sex Goddess Huh? So what do you do thats wierd, that frightens us rufty tufty men off, mm?

[Doro]

OH MY GODDDDD, please tell me she aint coming to the party in September PLEASEEEEEEEEEEE :D


golly

I thort acidpixie was a he ?????

[cxdemon]

ey up Doro's back! yaaaaaay!! Yup Acidpixie is definatly a blerk, got all confused cos of scary ladee :eek:

[Doro]

lol, yep I'm back, was working away for 4 days last week then been really busy playing catch up this week, we're at rbcs rally for the weekend but back to normal (maybe) on Monday

:D :D

oooo and I can be scary too ya knows

:p

[cxdemon]

Oooooooh pleeeeeease :D
Na can't see a fluffy munchkin like you being scary!! :D

[Gypsy]

yeah right lmao :rolleyes: :D

[Jonnyfp]

Did i see DQ in here just?

Wierd women, yep thats about right :D

[acidpixie]

shame in a way that im a bloke,
think id wear lots of hippy tie-dye skirts and fiddle with me,self all day long.
if I were a girly. ;)

scarey women can be fun though.
I dated a girl from leicester for a while, few years back.
we first met when she was on holiday with the remand center she was staying at .
she saw me beach fishin and grabbed my filliting knife, and held it against my throat.....

lovely personality..... nice bum too.
see!.... scarey dosnt neccessarly mean bad!!!

[krammer]

i think if i was a girl i would mostly wear a french maids outfit, utterly impracticle i know, as i'm a plumber by trade.

[Rabid]

if i was a girl i'd ride a pushbike without a saddle everywhere :p

[krammer]

i hear ya brother!

[Jonnyfp]

Don't think i'd get anything done if i where a bird,
mind you think i'd be a lesbian.
If V2 is readin this you know exactly what i mean. :D

[acidpixie]

Hey Krammer,
Ithink a french maids outfit would be cool for your job as a plumber

u wouldnt need any pockets cos youd have your toolbag and women wouldnt be threatend by u looking like a rough workman . anyway you could corner the market with all the single CDs and trannies who,d like thier heating drained by someone who had empathy.
sounds like a winner to me.

[Yoda]

Hey Krammer,
Ithink a french maids outfit would be cool for your job as a plumber

u wouldnt need any pockets cos youd have your toolbag and women wouldnt be threatend by u looking like a rough workman . anyway you could corner the market with all the single CDs and trannies who,d like thier heating drained by someone who had empathy.
sounds like a winner to me.

and we would want pictures of course

[krammer]

you've got me thinking now.........