Issue55

[ForestFred]

I'm in love oh yes ,oh yes !! I want her and I want her bad. let me stroke her please let me tease her.awh go on...........

No I'm not talking about the long haired blonde in the centrespread(although she is very tasty) I want the Enfield ,slobber, slobber ,drool, drool :)

[100%Pat]

Its bloody wonderful isnt it... in my opinion one of the best bikes we've done for ages just cos of the originality of it. Plus the man who did it is a true british eccentric and crackin bloke.

[BigBod]

I'm in love oh yes ,oh yes !! I want her and I want her bad. let me stroke her please let me tease her.awh go on...........

No I'm not talking about the long haired blonde in the centrespread(although she is very tasty) I want the Enfield ,slobber, slobber ,drool, drool :)

Tis loverly, a beautiful bike indeed.

[Mrs Reject]

Dammit all, we'll have to get a subscription - we can never get our paws on the latest issue until it's a week old! :(

[Mitch]

It might be out at the Newsagents in town by the station (only place for 20 miles where we can get it) - or is it not in the shops yet? (The answer's inside the front cover of last months mag, Mrs R - it's in the newspaper rack!)

[Mrs Reject]

It might be out at the Newsagents in town by the station (only place for 20 miles where we can get it) - or is it not in the shops yet? (The answer's inside the front cover of last months mag, Mrs R - it's in the newspaper rack!)

Mitch dearest please can we hold a conversation face to face like other people who are married and live in the same house and not take turns to talk to each other on the forum, I know this is a strange concept but....
:D :p :)

[Grav]

Careful Mrs R, he may resort to sign language. :D

[Mrs Reject]

Indeed! :) Mitch is a strange and wonderful being, I often wonder if he is human :D

[Mrs Reject]

I think he may be a Stepford husband :D

[100%Pat]

Its not out in the shops for another 3-4 days yet!!! :D

[Mitch]

Mitch dearest please can we hold a conversation face to face like other people who are married and live in the same house and not take turns to talk to each other on the forum, I know this is a strange concept but....

Sorry sweetheart, :D was in the middle of the paper (page 27 I think, just in case you're all wondering!!) so couldn't get to the phone... I wonder if I'm human sometimes :p

As for sign language, Mrs R's much better at it than me (with her being half Italian and all that ;) )

[Mitch]

Careful Mrs R, he may resort to sign language. :D
Sez you Grav :D , remember that time just after your accident, when you and your missus both wrote letters to BSH about it? they both got printed next to each other (with some comment along the lines of 'do you two not talk to each other?)

[Grav]

I didn't know she had written to BSH, she was trying to surprise me. :D

[100%Pat]

Pat slopes off into the corner mumbling cos Grav never writes to her......

[Yoda]

As for sign language, Mrs R's much better at it than me (with her being half Italian and all that ;) )

Arghhhh Not another one Triker_Gal is italian too arghhhh do not let them get together, it will be the end of the world as we know it.

<looks over shoulder and up the street>
these italians are crazy.....but dont tell Triker_Gal or mrs R i said it
<still looking over shoulder and up the street>
and
<checks bed for unpleasent suprises> neighhhhhh

Yoda

[Grav]

Pat slopes off into the corner mumbling cos Grav never writes to her......

Awwwwww poor Pat. I will make amends and send you a ikkle note. :)