Chat Virgin ?????

[FLACCID]

Look.......I know I only have a littl'un but I'm no virgin.I've done "it" once you know......and I'm only 45. :D

[100%Pat]

And as youre Flaccid ... its not bloody likely to happen again now is it! :rolleyes:

[Grav]

Well that was a bit limp, Pat.

[Rabid]

I thought you would have been fimer with him than that Pat :D

[Bosun]

Well that was a bit limp, Pat.

carefull pat may give you a stiff talking too :)

[cxdemon]

She'll come down hard on you. :eek:

[ForestFred]

Dont let it get you down ,keep your pecker up :D

[Kingo]

Stand up for yourself

[JOE]

I bet he feels about that big now (holds fingers close together)

[Bosun]

I bet he feels about that big now (holds fingers close together)
oh dont take the micky at the moment he says its swollen :D

[blackhack]

Stand up for yourself, Flaccid ??

[WALLACE]

Slap it on the table

[Mrs Reject]

Never mind I'm sure you make for it by being an upstanding member of the community. :)

[Jay]

oh dont take the micky at the moment he says its swollen :D

Nip down the chemist mate and get some 'ANTI-INFLAMATORY' tablets........................christ no....actually mate I don't reckon you wanna do that.

Try rubbing it in stinging nettles......You'll be the pride of the lads.

[triker_gal]

blah.........

[FLACCID]

My missus reckons it's because nothing can grow in the shade :D