Ewockandtuck Emporium!

[Friar Tuck]

Is now open for business! Or would be if the Venerable Ewock was around! No doubt keeping a low profile for the sake of his health and wallet!

[Shudy]

I see he's changed the way he spells his name. Is this a tax dodge? I think we should be told!

[DANNY]

tax??????????? no thats another one to look up in the dictionary

[davesatan]

dont they hold carpets down
? :p :D

[ForestFred]

dont they hold carpets down
? :p :D
Not the ones bought off Ewok and Tuck :D :D

[muzza]

Not the ones bought off Ewok and Tuck :D :D

Careful or EwokandTuck lawyers of discernable principles may take libellous action. suggest you retract aforementioned statement immediatly!! :D :D

[davesatan]

hold your ground we will back you up lol

[DANNY]

i bought a fog plaiting machine (MK 3 ) off them and that works fine

[Rodders]

Yeah, I got a battery expander and so far it has only let me down once. Mind you the Earplug vibrator is a bit dodgy.
Just thought I'd try a colour. This is what I've just had my engine powder coated in. :eek:

[Friar Tuck]

There's many things that the Ewokandtuck Emporium can supply, but taste and vision, aint one of them! Orange Engines? Bet it's a right Lemon! Ha! Ha! Ha! Blimey I'm so funny sometimes it hurts!

[Zeek]

ehy ugys u gotto egt 1 of theesx nou kkeeeyybboooooaaardddss ...........thheeeey r brillll & oonly £500 on spessshal frome Ewookntuk emmmmporiam......

[Sheltie]

Please help me I need a new suction machine, as the old one is broken it goes down ok but does seem to lose suction. Then it sucks better in the upright position. PLease help me before I explode:mad:

[Sir Ewok]

Fresh in from a buying trip to Thailand, export model suction machines only 3,000,0000 Baht. Guaranteed to suck and suck, marriage licence optional extra. :D D

[Sheltie]

I will need a gaurantee with that as I wore the last one out!

[Bosun]

I will need a gaurantee with that as I wore the last one out!
regualar servicing is the trick to prolonged enjoyment of you e&T suction machine
check all lubrication points, and ensure no split rubbers
is your battery operated or manual?

[Santa]

Can anybody tell me how to discern whether my battery is operated or manual? I seem to have lost the bit of paper that came with it! :mad:

[Sheltie]

Easy if its battary operated you just put the tip of your tongue on the positve and touch the negative with your finger. If you get a nice tingley feeling on our tongue the battary is fully charged and you'll know for definate that it is battery operated.

[BigBod]

I just get a funny sort of fishy taste when I put my tongue on the positive, does this mean it's off???

At first I thought it was a Duracel and tried to push the positive and negative really hard at the same time to see if there was any charge left. I ended up with a headache as if I'd been whacked around the head, do these batteries give off fumes?

I dont even want to think about the suction machine until I get this sorted. Please help.

[Friar Tuck]

Try submerging in a bath of warm water for a couple of hours. Then tweaking the positive and negative points with ice cubes.

If you get a belt around the back of the head like you've never had before, you know it's fully charged. If nothing happens at all you've left it in the bath to long and it's dead as a dodo! In either case the "fishy smell" will disappear, howver it will return sooner or later. In the latter it will be sooner rather than later. Therefore you will need a Thai Suction Machine, complete with "FishyAroma" tm (optional extra at 5,000,000 baht, or buy matching twins at a bargain, 12,000,000 baht!)

[Bosun]

I just get a funny sort of fishy taste when I put my tongue on the positive, does this mean it's off???

.


have you tried reversing the polaity?

[ForestFred]

have you tried reversing the polaity?
Wouldn't that just taste like sh1t :D

[Bosun]

Wouldn't that just taste like sh1t :D


ah but you are using the standard GMT polarity
the more you go east the polarity causes a major change and a east/west magnetic charge.
this also alters other major events and explains the reversed pages in many a gentlemans wrist training manual.

if all else fails try earplugs

[Santa]

I tried earplugs, but they didn't seem to hold a charge as well as the original battery. Ithink it's something to do with the fact that earplugs are intended to stop things falling out of the holes on either side of your head, not to provide power to run suction machines. :rolleyes:

[Friar Tuck]

Santa, you obviously haven't bought one of our suction machines!

Why Not?

[Sir Ewok]

Earplugs should only be plugged into a 110 volt outlet, 240 volts require a butt plug. Reversing the usage of any of these plugs could result in severe shock and the negation of any guarantee (except the money back if not satisfied, which stands for eternity).

[BigBod]

I tried using a 'Jenny' this weekend, I got into all sorts of trouble. :eek:

[Bosun]

i tried it in france
and needed no adaptor :)

[Friar Tuck]

Earplugs should only be plugged into a 110 volt outlet, 240 volts require a butt plug. Reversing the usage of any of these plugs could result in severe shock and the negation of any guarantee (except the money back if not satisfied, which stands for eternity).
Yep! That's right, Our famous:-

"No quibble! No money Back Guarrantee for life!"

[Friar Tuck]

i tried it in france
and needed no adaptor :)
Adaptors only apply in the event of employing ac/dc!

[Bosun]

Adaptors only apply in the event of employing ac/dc!

im more into prog rock me though