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PILRCGeff
15-07-2005, 01:59 PM
Ok the ideas simple, you answer the previous problem then post your own.

So Ill start.

Me Chalfonts always get a bit sore after a long ride. Any suggestions?

ernie the dwarf
15-07-2005, 02:01 PM
Sit on yer face.

I'm out hunting tonight,any body know where i can get a Moth/Butterfly gun ?

Gypsy
15-07-2005, 02:01 PM
Sit on yer face.

I'm out hunting tonight,any body know where i can get a Moth/Butterfly gun ?

ROTFLMAO :D

addjunkie
15-07-2005, 02:02 PM
try being the rider not the ridden...........

why do i have to stay at work till next week when i want to go home today.help i need to escape.any plans

Jonnyfp
15-07-2005, 02:05 PM
I HATE FUCKIN CAGERS!!!

twice today one ***i and one old bastard actually pulled out in front of me..the first fucka had me back end off the tarmac as i braked ffs..

Dunno what it was that stopped me wether it was experience or fuckin luck!! :mad:

Theres some twats out there alright...headlight was on too, guess its goin on full beam from now on give the buggers cataracts at least it'll give em an excuse to be ignorant and dangerous..


sphincters just got back to normal but was yawin like an angry bear at the second old cnut!

PILRCGeff
15-07-2005, 02:06 PM
Sit on yer face.

I'm out hunting tonight,any body know where i can get a Moth/Butterfly gun ?

Try a gun shop


Im lost, how can I get from here to there

ernie the dwarf
15-07-2005, 02:07 PM
I feel you've not entered in to the spirt of this thread young jonny :D

PILRCGeff
15-07-2005, 02:09 PM
try being the rider not the ridden...........

why do i have to stay at work till next week when i want to go home today.help i need to escape.any plans

I have the plans for my fathers attic extension if that helps

How can I stop the aliens abducting me again, its getting boring

Fran
15-07-2005, 02:10 PM
I have the plans for my fathers attic extension if that helps

How can I stop the aliens abducting me again, its getting boring
Give them back their anal probe!

Where can I buy anal probes?

Jonnyfp
15-07-2005, 02:10 PM
I feel you've not entered in to the spirt of this thread young jonny :D


Oh erm soz guv...anyone wanna donut then? :D

Fran
15-07-2005, 02:19 PM
Oh erm soz guv...anyone wanna donut then? :D


Not if you made the hole in the middle! :eek:

PILRCGeff
15-07-2005, 02:33 PM
Give them back their anal probe!

Where can I buy anal probes?

From the alien surplus stores

I cant be arsed today, does that mean Im not gay anymore?

ForestFred
15-07-2005, 03:37 PM
No
are kilt wearers poofs? :D

Dougie
15-07-2005, 03:39 PM
Want a healthy kickin'? :D :D

Where can I get blood removed from my steelies?

UKRobKLR650
15-07-2005, 03:44 PM
Stop knicking me feckin ideas. i'd already started a whinge, have a domestic thread. Bloody ell, do ya have to put a copyright on threads noadays? Im gonna sue ya for a night of Newcastle Brown me thinks. Fcuk the Chrons, that can hurt in the morning. Oh, and dont think cause you named it different to me i aint seen ya scam.

Cook1e
15-07-2005, 03:48 PM
Want a healthy kickin'? :D :D

Where can I get blood removed from my steelies?

Tried a heavy metal vampire?

How do I get veggie women to swallow?

slob
15-07-2005, 03:49 PM
Stop knicking me feckin ideas. i'd already started a whinge, have a domestic thread. Bloody ell, do ya have to put a copyright on threads noadays? Im gonna sue ya for a night of Newcastle Brown me thinks. Fcuk the Chrons, that can hurt in the morning. Oh, and dont think cause you named it different to me i aint seen ya scam.


Get worse glasses so not to see through scams.

I have a white head on me sack should I squeze it or coax the missus to suck me nuts in the dark?!

Trumpykeks
15-07-2005, 04:20 PM
That Gypsy fella is a hippy scumbag who suck the boils off camel toes. :D

not really a problem, more a fact.. :D


chewin the bleedin poodle indeed. :D :D


J

Sir Ewok
15-07-2005, 11:24 PM
Stop knicking me feckin ideas. i'd already started a whinge, have a domestic thread. Bloody ell, do ya have to put a copyright on threads noadays? Im gonna sue ya for a night of Newcastle Brown me thinks. Fcuk the Chrons, that can hurt in the morning. Oh, and dont think cause you named it different to me i aint seen ya scam.

Unfortunately for you, the original Agony Column w3as sidicated through Drs. Ewokandtuck many years ago on the original website (around 4 incarnations back). The Holy Mother Pat is our witness and you will all be hearing from our solicitors (Sue, Grabbit & Runne) in due course.



*Sue, Grabbit & Runne are part of the Ewokandtuck Legal Defence Team*

UKRobKLR650
15-07-2005, 11:26 PM
Unfortunately for you, the original Agony Column w3as sidicated through Drs. Ewokandtuck many years ago on the original website (around 4 incarnations back). The Holy Mother Pat is our witness and you will all be hearing from our solicitors (Sue, Grabbit & Runne) in due course.



*Sue, Grabbit & Runne are part of the Ewokandtuck Legal Defence Team*
Ha! I aint got bugger all worth having. :D

Friar Tuck
16-07-2005, 06:20 AM
Unfortunately for you, the original Agony Column w3as sidicated through Drs. Ewokandtuck many years ago on the original website (around 4 incarnations back). The Holy Mother Pat is our witness and you will all be hearing from our solicitors (Sue, Grabbit & Runne) in due course.



*Sue, Grabbit & Runne are part of the Ewokandtuck Legal Defence Team*
I second this!

ForestFred
16-07-2005, 10:52 AM
Ha! I aint got bugger all worth having. :D
Thats al right they'll sell you some stuff take it off you and then charge you double :D

addjunkie
16-07-2005, 12:10 PM
Thats al right they'll sell you some stuff take it off you and then charge you double :D


thats what a wife does too isnt it!

Sir Ewok
16-07-2005, 10:51 PM
Ha! I aint got bugger all worth having. :D

We'll be the judge of that..... :p