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jerry springer
15-07-2005, 09:13 AM
hi im jerry, i was told by my mate trisha that you lot may have some work for me
100%Pat
15-07-2005, 09:15 AM
No we dont like loud mouthed yanks ... :p Shades anyone? :D
PILRCGeff
15-07-2005, 09:17 AM
hi im jerry, i was told by my mate trisha that you lot may have some work for me
eh Jerry weve got work for you.....................bringing the drinks across from the bar.
Mines a crate of bud ice
Well i need some laminate floor repairing, speaker wires extending, a networking card fitted into my poot, my car valeting, the ironing doing, the hoovering needs to be done too, the cat needs feeding, the kids need feeding, i need feeding, the weekly shop needs doing, the bathroom needs cleaning....oh and when you done all that......can you go next door and do theirs too..... :p
jerry springer
15-07-2005, 09:20 AM
Well i need some laminate floor repairing, speaker wires extending, a networking card fitted into my poot, my car valeting, the ironing doing, the hoovering needs to be done too, the cat needs feeding, the kids need feeding, i need feeding, the weekly shop needs doing, the bathroom needs cleaning....oh and when you done all that......can you go next door and do theirs too..... :p
feck off thats wimmins work :p
100%Pat
15-07-2005, 09:22 AM
Well here, put on this skirt and these shades .... :D
PILRCGeff
15-07-2005, 09:22 AM
Well i need some laminate floor repairing, speaker wires extending, a networking card fitted into my poot, my car valeting, the ironing doing, the hoovering needs to be done too, the cat needs feeding, the kids need feeding, i need feeding, the weekly shop needs doing, the bathroom needs cleaning....oh and when you done all that......can you go next door and do theirs too..... :p
Goff, if I answer that in my usual style, Doro and Pat will gang up and ban me so youll have to use your imagination this time!
we wanna wtach chav fights n trailer trash wimmin screeching at each other
I particularly liked this show....
a mother and daughter were on - both seeing the same bloke (ma nicked her kid's man lol)
they were both sat there in their wedding dresses trying to get him to choose which one he wanted to marry (he should have run away at that point :eek: )
then they had a chav fight, ripped each other's dresses off to reveal big dirty white bras, tights over their big dirty white knickers, and quite a few spare tyres
oh how I laughed
even if their dresses did tear a tad too easily
I love comedy shows me :D
smeghead
15-07-2005, 09:30 AM
Well here, put on this skirt and these shades .... :D
look it's not a skirt its a kilt ;)
Voddiemonster
15-07-2005, 09:37 AM
Welcome Jerry now get me a black russian and i mean the drink :D
Dear Jerry
I am a disfunctional, disabled,
confused,transgendered individual with severe mental issues
I also have a 'Marmite' Habit
my wife says that it cant go on
but i dont see a problem with it
can you help
Shirley
SMASH
15-07-2005, 09:48 AM
Welcome Jerry, have you any tips for finding spanners that I threw over the fence in a fit of temper yesterday.
Anguished, Telford.
Ed Winchester
15-07-2005, 09:49 AM
Hi, I'm Ed Winchester
Hi Jerry, ain't seen you since that time in the Redneck Arms, chasin' oiled pigs
Dear Jerry
I am a disfunctional, disabled,
confused,transgendered individual with severe mental issues
I also have a 'Marmite' Habit
my wife says that it cant go on
but i dont see a problem with it
can you help
Shirley
he ain't kidding either, this is all true :D
jerry springer
15-07-2005, 09:57 AM
Dear Jerry
I am a disfunctional, disabled,
confused,transgendered individual with severe mental issues
I also have a 'Marmite' Habit
my wife says that it cant go on
but i dont see a problem with it
can you help
Shirley
change your wife :D
jerry springer
15-07-2005, 09:58 AM
Welcome Jerry, have you any tips for finding spanners that I threw over the fence in a fit of temper yesterday.
Anguished, Telford.
yeah get a higher fence !!!
jerry springer
15-07-2005, 09:59 AM
Hi, I'm Ed Winchester
Hi Jerry, ain't seen you since that time in the Redneck Arms, chasin' oiled pigs
the good old days eh Ed !!!
Santa
15-07-2005, 10:01 AM
Hi Jerry! You'll have your work cut out here :D ! BTW I don't like opera (or Oprah if it comes to that :eek: )
PILRCGeff
15-07-2005, 10:26 AM
Welcome Jerry, have you any tips for finding spanners that I threw over the fence in a fit of temper yesterday.
Anguished, Telford.
Get some of those australian ones, just watch it when they come back!
ernie the dwarf
15-07-2005, 10:43 AM
feck off thats wimmins work :p
With a name like that i would have thought "wimmins" is about right for you,now shut up and get the drink's bitch. :D
ohhhh jerry has good advice, now, hmmm, what can he do for me?
ah yes, how do I stop gypsy from breaking things?
(tho he's also good at fixing things)
jerry springer
15-07-2005, 10:47 AM
With a name like that i would have thought "wimmins" is about right for you,now shut up and get the drink's bitch. :D
well you just stand tall we will put a tray on your head and use you as the table
jerry springer
15-07-2005, 10:49 AM
ohhhh jerry has good advice, now, hmmm, what can he do for me?
ah yes, how do I stop gypsy from breaking things?
(tho he's also good at fixing things)
im afraid there is no answer to that, but we do have a councillor backstage if you wish
Gypsy
15-07-2005, 10:50 AM
hey im not that bad lol :D
lol
can you believe it! we got offered the use of the company counsellors after 7/7 - they're a US company - can you imagine getting post traumatic advice from the yanks - we all thought we should just pack up and go home to work in case US companies were targeted, and they won't even let thier soldiers beyond the M25
oh how we laughed :eek:
hello mate. mines a talisker :D
ernie the dwarf
15-07-2005, 10:52 AM
well you just stand tall we will put a tray on your head and use you as the table
You can try mofo,but you'll lose all the drink's :D
jerry springer
15-07-2005, 10:57 AM
sounds like you need to have a little talk with one of our anger management councillors my little pigmy friend :D
ernie the dwarf
15-07-2005, 10:59 AM
sounds like you need to have a little talk with one of our anger management councillors my little pigmy friend :D
Up yer chuff nancy boy,it's me breakfast of whole roasted field mice that's done it :D
jerry springer
15-07-2005, 11:02 AM
did you get that cat to catch the field mice for you ?
Worjorj
15-07-2005, 11:03 AM
lol
can you believe it! we got offered the use of the company counsellors after 7/7 - they're a US company - can you imagine getting post traumatic advice from the yanks - we all thought we should just pack up and go home to work in case US companies were targeted, and they won't even let thier soldiers beyond the M25
oh how we laughed :eek:
The british version of councellins (sp) is usually "Pull yourself together you wimp. You're british, what what what"
ernie the dwarf
15-07-2005, 11:07 AM
did you get that cat to catch the field mice for you ?
Nope i spend half the night hunting the bugger's with my custom made Gat Gun :D
jerry springer
15-07-2005, 11:27 AM
would that be the one thats mounted upon the jack russell :D
rommel
15-07-2005, 11:51 AM
Welcome to you sir I hope you will find our company to your liking.........
Oh, mines a southern comfort ;)
STEViE
15-07-2005, 12:09 PM
we wanna wtach chav fights n trailer trash
STEViE - Too Poor For Trailer Trash :D
Bag Lady
15-07-2005, 12:53 PM
The british version of councellins (sp) is usually "Pull yourself together you wimp. You're british, what what what"
Or of course the other "solve all".....
"Never mind dear....sit down and have a nice cup of tea.."
Said to my mum in hospital just after being told her husband was dead.....
We still laugh about how crass that was... :D
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