Swarfega

[Nitrowing]

Leaves a horrible taste in my mouth :(

[Sheltie]

Your not doing it right then

[krammer]

swarfega? i hope thats not a euphomism!

[Bosun]

no a euphoniums in a orchestra
swargfega is the result of too tight a thong

[cxdemon]

EEEEuuuuughhhhh :eek:

[krammer]

aids lubrication.(apparently)

[cxdemon]

I don't wanna know......


On second thought, I wanna know!!

[guyver1]

everytime i go in for bike training on the weekend i always end getting the mug thats full of swarfega for my cup of tea, and on the point of lubrication, i used to work with an old bricky ages ago that had gone for the lubrication with the lights off but instead he got the vics vapour rub :eek: and used that by mistake, he got divorced soon afterwards heheheh :cool:

[cxdemon]

Shame, shouldn't laff, HeeHee :rolleyes:

[guydewdney]

everytime i go in for bike training on the weekend i always end getting the mug thats full of swarfega for my cup of tea, and on the point of lubrication, i used to work with an old bricky ages ago that had gone for the lubrication with the lights off but instead he got the vics vapour rub :eek: and used that by mistake, he got divorced soon afterwards heheheh :cool:

i did that - but with toothpaste.... bloody hell does it sting. :rolleyes:

im now affectionately known as Mcleans...

[Tiger Lily]

A fella I once dated told of a story of his mate staying over his girlfriends for the first time. Because her parents were in the next room she refused to 'do it'. Fella gutted took a walk to kitchen to get some water, looking for a glass he came accross some Swalfega. Still feeling a bit 'frisky', he ponderd the 'lubricating' qualitys of said. Next thing he's found himself carried away 'spankin the monkey' & ends up 'jizzin' in tub, where, to this day, it probably still lurks! :eek:

Now every time Swalfega is mentioned, I chuckle.

Can't beat the smell of Swalfega, (minus jiz!!) one of my faves. :)

[krammer]

jizzin in a tub of swarfega?, my god how 'frisky' was he! tried the old toothpaste routine myself, yvonne, my missus thought that by squirting (cor) some colgate in her gob and going down on the old fella would result in some sort of a nuclear erotic moment, unfortunately the only thing that did happen is me sqealing like something out of deliverence and running to the bathroom where five minutes of dangling under the cold tap eased things somewhat. ring of confidence? doesnt bare thinking about....

[Tiger Lily]

jizzin in a tub of swarfega?, my god how 'frisky' was he! tried the old toothpaste routine myself, yvonne, my missus thought that by squirting (cor) some colgate in her gob and going down on the old fella would result in some sort of a nuclear erotic moment, unfortunately the only thing that did happen is me sqealing like something out of deliverence and running to the bathroom where five minutes of dangling under the cold tap eased things somewhat. ring of confidence? doesnt bare thinking about....

:eek: EEEEK!

Ask your missus to buy some kiddies Poppin Candy, then try that instead of the toothpaste.

:D HMMMM!

[Rabid]

Poppin candy Goooooooooooooooooooood ;)