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Abb
08-07-2005, 12:03 PM
I obviously missed them all. Not to worry, I'll start my own.

Who's first?

defarter
08-07-2005, 12:06 PM
I obviously missed them all. Not to worry, I'll start my own.

Who's first?




P*ss off :D :D :D

Abb
08-07-2005, 12:06 PM
I refuse to take direction for someone from Essex. I lived there for a while and it is a god awful place.

Freak
08-07-2005, 12:07 PM
I missed them too. I go away for 5 minutes and all hell lets loose
Now I'm lost and confused, oh hang on......... no change then really :rolleyes:

Alice
08-07-2005, 12:09 PM
Abb - I'll fill you in later ;) ;) ;)

defarter
08-07-2005, 12:09 PM
I refuse to take direction for someone from Essex. I lived there for a while and it is a god awful place.


Thats it Hand bags at dawn mate.........


On be-arf of the shandy drinkers tufty culb :o

PILRCGeff
08-07-2005, 12:15 PM
Abb - I'll fill you in later ;) ;) ;)

Alice, arguments is one thing but threatening to "fill him in" just isnt nice.
I feel a restraining order coming on!

Abb
08-07-2005, 12:17 PM
Alice, arguments is one thing but threatening to "fill him in" just isnt nice.
I feel a restraining order coming on!

No way, our lass can fill me in when ever she wants :D

Robin
08-07-2005, 12:20 PM
Is this a five minute argument, or the full half hour?

minxy
08-07-2005, 12:20 PM
Arguments? Yeah it was me. So what? You got a problem with that?

Maggie B
08-07-2005, 12:21 PM
pah call yourself a slap head

Red rose boy
Lancashire so bad you have to move all over the country & try & settle North as you can't make your mind up



for starters-1 direct insult & a few indirect area based argumentative starters

minxy
08-07-2005, 12:21 PM
Talking of arguments ..... got an invite thru to the local MAG meeing in Horncastle in a few weeks time. Spoke to JEster about it but it seems we cant attend as he had an argument with Horncastle sometime ago and they havent made up yet. :rolleyes:

Abb
08-07-2005, 12:21 PM
Shut up short bint - Sister Jester requires a cup of tea. Of you go.....

PILRCGeff
08-07-2005, 12:22 PM
Arguments? Yeah it was me. So what? You got a problem with that?

No it wasnt it was him

minxy
08-07-2005, 12:22 PM
I love it when you're masterful Abb :p

Abb
08-07-2005, 12:23 PM
Red rose boy
Lancashire so bad you have to move all over the country & try & settle North as you can't make your mind up

Nope, just went to see how sh1te everywhere else was before I came back ;)

Maggie B
08-07-2005, 12:24 PM
Talking of arguments ..... got an invite thru to the local MAG meeing in Horncastle in a few weeks time. Spoke to JEster about it but it seems we cant attend as he had an argument with Horncastle sometime ago and they havent made up yet. :rolleyes:
an argument with Horncastle??

the whole of it??
did he go over in an airplane with a banner attached?

Go down the local Horncastle supermarket & speak over the tannoy??

Santa
08-07-2005, 12:36 PM
Hooray! Normal insanity returns :confused: !









Now, what you gonna do about it?

Abb
08-07-2005, 12:37 PM
Hooray! Normal insanity returns :confused: !









Now, what you gonna do about it?

Continue Global Warming until your house either melts or sinks.

The Beer Monsters
08-07-2005, 12:39 PM
Continue Global Warming until your house either melts or sinks.
So that's why you're contemplating moving to Jockland then? 'cos it's colder?

We thought you just liked those poofy skirts.

:D

Abb
08-07-2005, 12:47 PM
Would only move to Jockland if they sold Molstons or Moosehead.

Skirpts are for poofs n burds.

Spike
08-07-2005, 12:47 PM
WTF You Lookin At ?! Eh ! Eh ! Ya Want some DO YAAA !!!

The Beer Monsters
08-07-2005, 12:48 PM
Would only move to Jockland if they sold Molstons or Moosehead.

Skirpts are for poofs n burds.
And hovercrafts.

minxy
08-07-2005, 12:57 PM
an argument with Horncastle??

the whole of it??
did he go over in an airplane with a banner attached?

Go down the local Horncastle supermarket & speak over the tannoy??

Well, not all Horncastle, just all 6 pubs in Horncastle. His photo was still to be found behing the bar at 'Pub Number 3' 8 years after the alleged incident.

Maggie B
08-07-2005, 01:00 PM
hee hee hee wish I could do that


DO not serve this Woman beer. & my picture


When I was a youth they didn;t have pub watch & asbos **sigh**

Maggie B
08-07-2005, 01:02 PM
Would only move to Jockland if they sold Molstons or Moosehead.

Skirpts are for poofs n burds.

You mean you are not fond of Deuchars & 70 schilling??


I think the best beer is in Scoatland at least they serve it COLD

ernie the dwarf
08-07-2005, 01:04 PM
Arguments? Yeah it was me. So what? You got a problem with that?

Yeah i have bird,wot you gonna do about it ?

Abb
08-07-2005, 01:05 PM
You mean you are not fond of Deuchars & 70 schilling?? Never said that, I like it, just would not move to Scotchland to drink it.

I think the best beer is in Scoatland at least they serve it COLD
Nope, the best beer is in Canada.

ernie the dwarf
08-07-2005, 01:06 PM
Deuchars & 70 schilling





MMMMMM Lovely stuff that for a jock beer :D

minxy
08-07-2005, 01:07 PM
Yeah i have bird,wot you gonna do about it ?

Do you want to know? Eh - DO YOU WANT TO KNOW?

<rolls up sleeves>

Maggie B
08-07-2005, 01:08 PM
1 week

Kelso

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm :D

ernie the dwarf
08-07-2005, 01:10 PM
Do you want to know? Eh - DO YOU WANT TO KNOW?

<rolls up sleeves>

Yeah i do,<get's out the fighting ladder>

Abb
08-07-2005, 01:11 PM
Ernie is Nac Mac Feegle.

minxy
08-07-2005, 01:11 PM
pmsl

<and knocks ernie off the ladder>

Oi! Stop ankle nipping!

ernie the dwarf
08-07-2005, 01:13 PM
pmsl

<and knocks ernie off the ladder>

Oi! Stop ankle nipping!

Sod off that's all i can reach

ernie the dwarf
08-07-2005, 01:14 PM
Ernie is Nac Mac Feegle.

Wot the hell does that mean, fat boy

Abb
08-07-2005, 01:16 PM
Who you calling Fat Boy Eileen?

A plague of woodpeckers on you sir.

minxy
08-07-2005, 01:17 PM
<sucks thu teeth>

ernie the dwarf
08-07-2005, 01:19 PM
I see like that is it,you still got your white shoe's and hangbag essex boy

blackhack
08-07-2005, 01:19 PM
The Nac Mac Feegle, known also as the Wee Free Men, are a fictional type of fairy appearing in the works of Terry Pratchett. Their skin appears blue, since they are heavily tattooed and covered in woad, and all have red hair. The tattoos indicate which clan the Feegle belongs to. Wings or similar features of any kind are out of the question. They talk in a heavy Scottish accent (usually Glaswegian, in the clans so far encountered). They are notably strong and resilient, which comes in handy given that male Feegles (which means almost all of them) tend to be notoriously rowdy. Some clans have an apparently superstitious fear of their names being written down which turns out to be part and parcel of their fear of lawyers. Their swords glow blue in the presence of lawyers (much like the elvish swords of old in The Lord of the Rings, which glow blue if Orcs are nearby).


So basicly, hes saying your a wee blue fairy..........

ernie the dwarf
08-07-2005, 01:20 PM
<sucks thu teeth>

Shut it MINKY :p

Abb
08-07-2005, 01:21 PM
Gotta love Pratchett.

ernie the dwarf
08-07-2005, 01:22 PM
prefer Tom Holt myself

Jay
08-07-2005, 01:27 PM
There's no one here capable of proper arguement, all you lot can do is spout off a series of opinions which differ from those of your opponent.......how bent is that?

The Beer Monsters
08-07-2005, 01:27 PM
There's no one here capable of proper arguement, all you lot can do is spout off a series of opinions which differ from those of your opponent.......how bent is that?

Get fucked ;)

ernie the dwarf
08-07-2005, 01:28 PM
There's no one here capable of proper arguement, all you lot can do is spout off a series of opinions which differ from those of your opponent.......how bent is that?

Go boil your head porky

Jay
08-07-2005, 01:28 PM
Get fucked ;)NO! YOU GET FUCKED!

Jay
08-07-2005, 01:29 PM
Go boil your head porky
Come on Limpy-gimp, you can do better than that cantcha :D

ernie the dwarf
08-07-2005, 01:30 PM
Come on Limpy-gimp, you can do better than that cantcha :D

Why waste the good stuff on the likes of you :D

minxy
08-07-2005, 01:31 PM
Just recalling a line from dodgeball....

Jay!

...even your parents hate you :p

Love that one :D

minxy
08-07-2005, 01:32 PM
Shut it MINKY :p

quite taking to the name now ....... sounds slinkier than minxy dunnit

ernie the dwarf
08-07-2005, 01:33 PM
quite taking to the name now ....... sounds slinkier than minxy dunnit

Rolls off the tongue one might say :D

Jay
08-07-2005, 01:34 PM
Why waste the good stuff on the likes of you :D
Oh good comeback there my omniplegic little oik, you save the good stuff for your friends!

I'm sure he'll love it!

minxy
08-07-2005, 01:38 PM
Rolls off the tongue one might say :D

:eek: ....... :o

ernie the dwarf
08-07-2005, 01:38 PM
Who told you about my "friend" :confused:

PILRCGeff
08-07-2005, 01:52 PM
Jay!

...even your parents hate you :p

Love that one :D


How can they hate him, theyve never even met him

PILRCGeff
08-07-2005, 01:54 PM
Who told you about my "friend" :confused:

Ernie, its clear to see its all lies, anyone with half a brain can see that you havnt got any friends (apart from the young ladies you pay to pretend)

Jay
08-07-2005, 01:55 PM
theyve never even met him
Unlike your mum :D

Goff
08-07-2005, 01:56 PM
I am Ernie's friend.........we play very well together with thing made of leather and lace dont we Ernie... :D

ernie the dwarf
08-07-2005, 01:57 PM
I am Ernie's friend.........we play very well together with thing made of leather and lace dont we Ernie... :D

Cheer's babe and we do play very well together :D

PILRCGeff
08-07-2005, 01:58 PM
Unlike your mum :D

Yeah, she met you, told me you smell bad and never to play with or near you

PILRCGeff
08-07-2005, 01:59 PM
Cheer's babe and we do play very well together :D

I must be thinking of a different ernie!

ernie the dwarf
08-07-2005, 02:00 PM
I must be thinking of a different ernie!

Maybe ..........

Grav
08-07-2005, 02:01 PM
Bollocks! Missed all the fun again............. :(

Oh well, better late than never i suppose..........

Abbs is a poor imitation of Buddha and drinks like a girl and Ernie is a pox ridden dwarf who steal knickers off washing lines. :D

Abb
08-07-2005, 02:03 PM
Abbs is a poor imitation of Buddha and drinks like a girl and Ernie is a pox ridden dwarf who steal knickers off washing lines. :D

This from another Raspberry. I intend to drink like a girl tonight (like Aly) and should be pretty broken by midnight.

Jay
08-07-2005, 02:03 PM
Yeah, she met you, told me you smell bad and never to play with or near you
Sorry mate, you must have me mistaken with one of the others

Grav
08-07-2005, 02:04 PM
4 cans of Challenge Bitter for Abbs then, that usually gets you slaughtered pretty quickly ya big poof. :D

Abb
08-07-2005, 02:05 PM
4 cans of Challenge Bitter for Abbs then, that usually gets you slaughtered pretty quickly ya big poof. :D

Precisely which part of Saturday afternoon did you refuse any more beer and hobble off back to your tent?

ernie the dwarf
08-07-2005, 02:06 PM
This from another Raspberry. I intend to drink like a girl tonight (like Aly) and should be pretty broken by midnight.

YOU alway drink like a girl cos you a northern knob sucking dancing queen

PILRCGeff
08-07-2005, 02:06 PM
Bollocks! Missed all the fun again............. :(

Oh well, better late than never i suppose..........

Abbs is a poor imitation of Buddha and drinks like a girl and Ernie is a pox ridden dwarf who steal knickers off washing lines. :D

I have a question

How does a dwarf steal knickers off a washing line. Surely its far too high up!

Grav
08-07-2005, 02:07 PM
Precisely which part of Saturday afternoon did you refuse any more beer and hobble off back to your tent?

I stopped drinking co I needed painkillers after sitting on the floor all day. I stayed awake till gone 3 am, you where well hammered by 8 o'clock. :p

Abb
08-07-2005, 02:07 PM
YOU alway drink like a girl cos you a northern knob sucking dancing queen

Is that a challenge oh vertically bereft one?

Abb
08-07-2005, 02:08 PM
I stopped drinking co I needed painkillers after sitting on the floor all day. I stayed awake till gone 3 am, you where well hammered by 8 o'clock. :p

You drink too slow.

Grav
08-07-2005, 02:08 PM
I have a question

How does a dwarf steal knickers off a washing line. Surely its far too high up!
He pulls them down with a stick that has a hook on the end, little pervert.

Jonnyfp
08-07-2005, 02:08 PM
Precisely which part of Saturday afternoon did you refuse any more beer and hobble off back to your tent?


Cnut! :D.............

ernie the dwarf
08-07-2005, 02:08 PM
Is that a challenge oh vertically bereft one?

Would like it to be,my overly wide friend ?

Abb
08-07-2005, 02:09 PM
Would like it to be,my overly wide friend ?

Do you speak English?

ernie the dwarf
08-07-2005, 02:10 PM
Do you speak English?

No dwarfish :D

Grav
08-07-2005, 02:10 PM
Do you speak English?

Do you? oh lardy yicker girly :D

Abb
08-07-2005, 02:12 PM
Do you? oh lardy yicker girly :D

Patently better than you it would seem.

Abb
08-07-2005, 02:14 PM
No dwarfish :D

Dwarvish.

Silly bollox

ernie the dwarf
08-07-2005, 02:15 PM
Dwarvish.

Silly bollox

I never said i could spell :D

Grav
08-07-2005, 02:18 PM
Dwarvish.

Silly bollox

Actually, you are both correct. Dwarfish and Dwarvish are both acceptable adjectives according to the Oxford Dictionary.

Grav
Pedant

Jay
08-07-2005, 02:20 PM
Grav
Pedant
and habitual grammar monkey

Abb
08-07-2005, 02:20 PM
Actually, you are both correct. Dwarfish and Dwarvish are both acceptable adjectives according to the Oxford Dictionary.

Grav
Pedant

Indeed, even Dwarven is correct IIRC

PILRCGeff
08-07-2005, 02:22 PM
Am I right in thinking Dwarves and Fairies are closely related

Jay
08-07-2005, 02:23 PM
Am I right in thinking Dwarves and Fairies are closely related
Only if they are Welsh

Grav
08-07-2005, 02:24 PM
and habitual grammar monkey

I didnt touch the grandma, that was you ya pervert! :D

Abb
08-07-2005, 02:25 PM
Only if they are Welsh

Isnit but?

PILRCGeff
08-07-2005, 02:33 PM
I didnt touch the grandma, that was you ya pervert! :D

You say pervert like its a bad thing

Abb
08-07-2005, 02:33 PM
You say pervert like its a bad thing

Fecking deviants.

The Beer Monsters
08-07-2005, 02:38 PM
Fecking deviants.
Isn't that the point?

PILRCGeff
08-07-2005, 02:38 PM
Fecking deviants.

Well if you enjoy Fecking deviants, doesnt that automatically make you one too. Or does that work the same as your only gay if you take it?

Jay
08-07-2005, 02:40 PM
Isnit but?
Welsh/Indian nice homogeny

Maggie B
08-07-2005, 02:42 PM
perverted pratchetted prattish particular peevish dwarvish devillish deviants







and thats my final word(s) on the subject


(to be honest running out of bad tempered steam as its bloody friday and its fluffyness I am feelin' not hatin' )

minxy
08-07-2005, 02:46 PM
hallelujah sister

I hear ya

peace n love to all!

except the deviants
and the french
and the welsh
and ....

Abb
08-07-2005, 02:52 PM
Well if you enjoy Fecking deviants, doesnt that automatically make you one too. Or does that work the same as your only gay if you take it?

I don't enjoy fecking deviants. Mr Kalashnikov does though.

PILRCGeff
08-07-2005, 02:53 PM
perverted pratchetted prattish particular peevish dwarvish devillish deviants

and thats my final word(s) on the subject

(to be honest running out of bad tempered steam as its bloody friday and its fluffyness I am feelin' not hatin' )

Dude! Chicks can talk bollocks too!

PILRCGeff
08-07-2005, 02:55 PM
I don't enjoy fecking deviants. Mr Kalashnikov does though.

Nah dont fancy him but is there a Mrs Kalashnikov? Or maybe they have a daughter. I think they do, isnt she the cute one that plays tennis? Id enjoy her!

Abb
08-07-2005, 02:56 PM
I believe there is a queue that formed in Russia to see the delightful Miss Sharapova - starts in Moscow and stretches to Stalingrad so far.

PILRCGeff
08-07-2005, 02:59 PM
I believe there is a queue that formed in Russia to see the delightful Miss Sharapova - starts in Moscow and stretches to Stalingrad so far.

We are supposed to be arguing on this thread, not talking about the queues to see the future Mrs Geff

Creature
08-07-2005, 03:34 PM
Voice: Production?
Sid: Its Sid Greenfield for Matt and Trey.
Voice: Hold on..
Matt: Hello?
Sid: Trey?
Matt: Oh no, this is Matt.
Sid: Matt.. it's Sid Greenfield
Matt: Oh, Hey Sid! What's going on man?
Sid: Uh, hello.. uh listen, uh man, okay, this is you and me talkin' here, okay? Okay, listen, I'm sitting here, bleeding out my ass.
Matt: Umm, right..
Sid: Okay.. and you know why, man?
Matt: Why?
Sid: Because of this Mousse T track.
Matt: Oh, horny horny horny?
Sid: Yeah, and you know, its, its gotta go on the Southpark Album.
Matt: Oh no dude, we've already talked about this, we hate this song..
Sid: No, i know you..
Matt: We've already talked about this!
Sid: I know you hate it, I hate it, everyone hates it.. but listen, we need this pop song on the album! This is what the kids wanna hear.. This is where the money's gonna be made!
Matt: I don't care about that!
Sid: I'm the only one who agrees with you, okay? This is huge in europe right now, and everyone in Europe hate you except for me, okay? I'm your, i'm your guy here, okay? Listen to me..
Matt: Right..
Sid: This song, is the best song ever written.
Matt: How can you say that?
Sid: What'd I say? Matt: 'This is the best song ever written.' Sid: I agree with you man! I agree with you right there, it is a great song, and I know that, i know its a great song..
Matt: Hold on, i'll.. Trey, Trey? They, they wanna put that uh, that Mousse T, that horny horny horny song, they wanna put in on the album.
Trey: No dude, we said no! I thought i told him no last week!
Sid: Okay Matt, Matt, listen.. you know what? This is just you and me talking, but Fuck trey.
Trey: This is Trey!
Sid: Okay Trey, listen to me.. this is you and me talking here, The Mousse T track, its gotta go on the album..
Trey: No!
Sid: Hello?
Trey: Hello.
Sid: Will you listen to this song just one more time?
Trey: No..
Sid: Okay, here it goes.. here it is.

I'm horny all night long, I'm horny all night long
I'm horny all night long, I'm horny all night long
I'm horny all night long, I'm horny all night long
Sid: Are you listening?
Matt: This song sucks man!
Trey: This song sucks! We've already talked about this!
Sid: Listen, listen to this part..
I'm horny all night long, I'm horny all night long
Sid: Woooo!
Sid: You see that man! You gotta give it a chance.. Let it get under your skin.. You can't tell me that your feet ain't moving.
You've got me horny in the mornin' and you kno-o-ow..
I tried to call you, but I cannot find the telephone
I sent a message through the Internet, but it rejected..
I wrote a letter, and I sent it with the po-o-ost.
The post it takes so long, I've got to sing this song..
To let you know how I feel, what's the deal baby?
And I can't wait for you, and the things you make me do..
My heart is ringing so I'm singing this song for you!

I'm horny.. horny, horny, horny.
Sid: Yeeeaah!
So horny.. horny, horny, horny.
I'm horny.. horny, horny, horny.
Sid: Ooooh, feel it man.
So horny.. I'm horny, horny, horny tonight!

I searched from town to town, but I can't find my bird, oh no..
I got so desperate, that I sent a rocket to the moon.
In New York City, someone said they saw you singing the blues..
But it was a man from Nowhere Land that looked like you.
I will keep searching on, this feeling's much too strong..
My heart is ringing, so I'm singing this song for you!

I'm horny.. horny, horny, horny.
Sid: You see that Matt? They're singing 'horny horny horny', but its actually a metaphor for being horny, its genious..
So horny.. horny, horny, horny.
I'm horny.. horny, horny, horny.
Sid: Have you ever been horny, matt?
So horny.. I'm horny, horny, horny tonight!
Sid: Matt? Matt are you still listen.. Matt, are ya still listening?
I'm horny, horny, horny tonight!
Sid: Arrgh, Son of a bitch! Matt, god dammit! Pick up the phone!
I'm horny, horny, horny tonight!
I'm horny all night long, I'm horny all night long..
Matt: I'm still here
Sid: Hi Matt.
I'm horny all night long, I'm horny all night long..
Sid: See, check this part out right here..
I'm horny all night long, I'm horny all night long..
I'm horny all night long, I'm horny all night long..

The post it takes so long, I've got to sing this song..
To let you know how I feel, what's the deal baby?
And I can't wait for you, and the things you make me do..
Matt: We said no to this song, like, a month ago.. it sucks!
Sid: Listen Matt, you know i agree with your, you know I always agree with you, right?
My heart is ringing so I'm singing this song for you!

Sid: Matt, you are wrong here!
I'm horny.. horny, horny, horny.
So horny.. horny, horny, horny.
Sid: Matt, you don't understand, its European!
Matt: I don't care about that!
I'm horny.. horny, horny, horny.
Sid: What if its the last song on the album?
Matt: No.
Sid: Okay, what if its the first song on the album?
Matt: No.
Sid: What if we get Deff Leppard do do it?
Matt: No!
Matt: All we wanted to do is have South Park Album..
Sid: I agree..
Matt: We didn't wanna pack it with bull****, its bull****
Sid: I agree! I mean, thats why, uh..
Matt: No, this song, is NOT going on the South Park Record! Its NOT going on the album!
Sid: Matt, Okay, listen, okay Matt.. this is you and me talking here, Matt.. You said no, you listened to it, you said no.. so i'm not gonna put it on the album. You know why Matt? Because i'm your guy.

AAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhh

Fran
08-07-2005, 06:14 PM
There's no one here capable of proper arguement, all you lot can do is spout off a series of opinions which differ from those of your opponent.......how bent is that?
All I can say is.........

Pugwash
08-07-2005, 07:09 PM
Poofta's.................

Grav
08-07-2005, 07:15 PM
Get back in yer tree you! :D

saxman
08-07-2005, 07:19 PM
and wot type of tree would that be you scouse get

Trumpykeks
08-07-2005, 07:22 PM
We are supposed to be arguing on this thread, not talking about the queues to see the future Mrs Geff

Aha where you married at one point to the ex mrs trumpykeks

:D

J

Pugwash
08-07-2005, 07:23 PM
Get back in yer tree you! :D

can't sum scouse cnut has stolen it to make there house
:D

Dougie
08-07-2005, 08:28 PM
Er,excuse me....Is it too late to call Ernie a Lawn Ornament again? :confused:

iomrob
08-07-2005, 08:29 PM
Er,excuse me....Is it too late to call Ernie a Lawn Ornament again? :confused:


no go right ahead

Dougie
08-07-2005, 08:30 PM
Cheers Rob..
ERNIE,YER A FECKIN' LAWN ORNAMENT!!

Dougie
08-07-2005, 08:38 PM
Ernie and his Scots cousin on the piss!

Grav
08-07-2005, 08:50 PM
Oh look, it's Dougie and Ernie. :D

Dougie
08-07-2005, 08:56 PM
Grav tries to phone his friends but remembers HE HASN'T ANY!

kitkatman
08-07-2005, 08:56 PM
oi...ernie.....have you got qualifications for being a chimney sweep....

Dougie
08-07-2005, 08:57 PM
Evenin' KKM! How's yer bum for lovebites?

Grav
08-07-2005, 08:58 PM
oi...ernie.....have you got qualifications for being a chimney sweep....

yeah, he has a 20 foot pole up his arse. :D

Jonnyfp
08-07-2005, 09:04 PM
oi...ernie.....have you got qualifications for being a chimney sweep....

No but i'm told he frequently brushes with poop pipes.

kitkatman
08-07-2005, 09:53 PM
No but i'm told he frequently brushes with poop pipes.
arrrrrrr ernie the cack pie cosmanaut.....

Fran
08-07-2005, 09:55 PM
arrrrrrr ernie the cack pie cosmanaut.....
Just the right height for a crack in the mouth! :p

kitkatman
08-07-2005, 10:19 PM
Just the right height for a crack in the mouth! :p
and pint glass on head.......oval mouth i wonder........... :D

pete lee
08-07-2005, 10:21 PM
whose from liverpool i've got to go there sunday to visit my hubcaps

kitkatman
08-07-2005, 10:27 PM
well all i an do is quote from the ' ernie the mongolian midgit is.....'go boil Yoursel'ves in granny's piss'

Jonnyfp
08-07-2005, 10:33 PM
arrrrrrr ernie the cack pie cosmanaut.....


Arrrr me toadstockin broath. :D
I been at the phrase book tonight. It says in my coppolos book of phrase and ancsentual dialect that thats ow folk speak down your way.

Is this correct or a loada bollix?

PILRCGeff
08-07-2005, 11:22 PM
Aha where you married at one point to the ex mrs trumpykeks

:D

J

Definately not! No, never.

Trumpykeks
09-07-2005, 12:02 AM
oh yes you were.

PILRCGeff
09-07-2005, 12:23 AM
oh yes you were.

Ah I see where this is going.....

Oh no I wasnt

Thats pantomine that is not proper arguing!

saxman
09-07-2005, 12:24 AM
Thats pantomine that is not proper arguing!


ooooohhhhhhh yes it is.......................................

addjunkie
09-07-2005, 12:25 AM
ohhhhhhhh no its not

PILRCGeff
09-07-2005, 12:26 AM
ooooohhhhhhh yes it is.......................................

Look behind you!!!!!!!!

addjunkie
09-07-2005, 12:28 AM
Look behind you!!!!!!!!


thought you only needed to do that in the love hugs thread

saxman
09-07-2005, 12:29 AM
thought you only needed to do that in the love hugs thread

oh no you dont.

PILRCGeff
09-07-2005, 12:29 AM
thought you only needed to do that in the love hugs thread

Youve always got to have the last word havnt you

addjunkie
09-07-2005, 12:31 AM
oh no i dont, it wasnt me!!!!!!!!!!!

PILRCGeff
09-07-2005, 12:33 AM
oh no i dont, it wasnt me!!!!!!!!!!!

It was and I can prove it

addjunkie
09-07-2005, 12:36 AM
It was and I can prove it

you sound like my big brother is watching boss..............

show me pictures coz it wasnt!!!!!!!!!!

PILRCGeff
09-07-2005, 12:41 AM
you sound like my big brother is watching boss..............

show me pictures coz it wasnt!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry no time, got to go to bed now or my pumpkin will turn into a mouse or something!

saxman
09-07-2005, 12:45 AM
my mouse shagged a pumpkin once.

addjunkie
09-07-2005, 12:47 AM
I heard it was you not ya mouse

saxman
09-07-2005, 12:49 AM
you aint seen the size of my mouse, have you?

:eek:

camels beware