Not directed at regulars

[Jonnyfp]

But will you all leave me alone and let me enjoy my virtual home in peace now.!!!

Now where was i?

Ah yes how could i be so rude?
By slaggin Ernie and Grav off some more.. :D

[Blurt]

But will you all leave me alone and let me enjoy my virtual home in peace now.!!!

Now where was i?

in somebody else's virtual home wrecking the place? :D

[Jonnyfp]

Not completely fair blurty mate.
but i will laff it off anyway. :(

[Blurt]

****, havent been keeping up with local events, have my own dramas gong at the mo, wasn't meant to offend.

soz mate :o

[Jonnyfp]

No worries mate :)

just seems when ever i log on now somethings kickin off.
and of late seems to be down to me.

Just got back from a great day mind remembering what being a biker is all about.
thread to be posted. lol

[Blurt]

sweet, look forward to reading about it :)

[Jonnyfp]

LMAO..

thats the first time anyones ever said that! :D

[purplerabbit]

LMAO..

thats the first time anyones ever said that! :D

lol

samx

[Jay]

Oi Brummie Bloke

I got you're message on my answer phone.....there were 3 long pauses in that message.....I AINT MADE OF MONEY YOU KNOW :D

[Jonnyfp]

But if she comes you gotta get a round in.. :D

[Grav]

I've been stalking your bird, Jonny. :D

[Strider]

No worries mate :)

just seems when ever i log on now somethings kickin off.
and of late seems to be down to me.

Just got back from a great day mind remembering what being a biker is all about.
thread to be posted. lol

Yeah and recently it is !!! :mad:

[Jonnyfp]

Be afraid grav...lol

[Jonnyfp]

Yeah and recently it is !!! :mad:


You pal have my phone number!

[Jonnyfp]

Or maybe PM??

[ernie the dwarf]

Oi gay brummie bloke.........feck off :D

[Grav]

Be afraid grav...lol
It was highly entertaining mate. She is good for a laugh is Goff. :D

[Goff]

Grav........who the FECK do these big brown Y Fronts with cream pipin belong to that i just found while i was lurkin under yer bed..........he he he

Jay.....you sure u can cope??? :p

[Grav]

Grav........who the FECK do these big brown Y Fronts with cream pipin belong to that i just found while i was lurkin under yer bed..........he he he



Not me, must be the wifes.........

[Goff]

Not me, must be the wifes.........

Is she a man????? :confused: :p :p

[Strider]

You pal have my phone number!

Tried your number several times but just get the voice mail

[Goff]

Prolly cos he's on the phone.... :p

[Dexxie]

No worries mate :)

just seems when ever i log on now somethings kickin off.
and of late seems to be down to me.

Just got back from a great day mind remembering what being a biker is all about.
thread to be posted. lol

.........it is your devilish good looks and your handsome repartee....it is sometimes too astounding for mere mortals to cope with.....

...unfortunately (for you...or not!!!) I recognise these traits (and have suffered myself.........shya!)

dunno bout the history round here - but I do know you seem to me to be a good fella (as far as I know - relationships not included) ...and I aint goin' afta yer (got a man of mi own!)

so (a) strike me off the list as a potential and (b) if troublemakers want to arrive - feel free to be bigheaded

...ffs they have followed you

:confused: :eek:

[Grav]

Is she a man????? :confused: :p :p
No she is all woman.

[Jonnyfp]

Tried your number several times but just get the voice mail


Truthseeker eh?

You hung up on me so you can have a last word.

[Goff]

No she is all woman.

Thank feck!! Was gettin a tad worried there Grav! :p Now.......whats in yer fridge........he he he

[Grav]

Now.......whats in yer fridge........he he he
You are! * slams fridge door trapping Goff inside* :D

[ernie the dwarf]

You are! * slams fridge door trapping Goff inside* :D

ooo a chilled Goff :cool:

[Grav]

Give it a couple more minutes and she will be so pale, all her goth friends will be jealous as fuck. :D

[Goff]

Ooooh kinda cold in here....just like me coffin......he he he
Ernie.......im about as chilled as a fekkin fireball at the moment.....what with bunnyboilers, chavs, thick checkout staff and PMT....this goff could explode....he he he

[ernie the dwarf]

Ooooh kinda cold in here....just like me coffin......he he he
Ernie.......im about as chilled as a fekkin fireball at the moment.....what with bunnyboilers, chavs, thick checkout staff and PMT....this goff could explode....he he he

For god's sake don't go near a sun lamp :eek:

[Blurt]

I'm feckin leggin it! anyone esle?

http://geo.ya.com/photomadrid/photos_outskirts/old_bunker_spc_colemar_arroyo001.jpg

[Jonnyfp]

I'm feckin leggin it! anyone esle?

http://geo.ya.com/photomadrid/photos_outskirts/old_bunker_spc_colemar_arroyo001.jpg

LMFAO!!!!!............

[purplerabbit]

Yeah and recently it is !!! :mad:


tell you what promised to stay away from forum rows but just spotted this in a late night trawl

have been pointed in the direction of your very recently updated profile by 5 people tonight - perhaps you could try and work out who they are, as it is obvious how heart broken you are

i will start the list
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.

well you figure it out

but what i am going to say is try telling the truth, stop blaming other people for your own fuck ups, take responsility for your own actions, and fuck off elsewhere if you cant take it like a man

you ballsed up, take it on the chin, and live with it just like i have too, and stop blaming jonny for passing things on when the only person you have to blame is your dick led faithless self, if you want to take it to the forums, go ahead, but you will have to take it from me, and not those poor unfortunates caught in the crossfire

i have already moved onwards and upwards and into a better life, one where there isnt a lying twat

samx

who is looking for a man who isnt a lying two faced dick led slapper - any offers??????

[Spike]

tell you what promised to stay away from forum rows but just spotted this in a late night trawl

have been pointed in the direction of your very recently updated profile by 5 people tonight - perhaps you could try and work out who they are, as it is obvious how heart broken you are

i will start the list
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.

well you figure it out

but what i am going to say is try telling the truth, stop blaming other people for your own fuck ups, take responsility for your own actions, and fuck off elsewhere if you cant take it like a man

you ballsed up, take it on the chin, and live with it just like i have too, and stop blaming jonny for passing things on when the only person you have to blame is your dick led faithless self, if you want to take it to the forums, go ahead, but you will have to take it from me, and not those poor unfortunates caught in the crossfire

i have already moved onwards and upwards and into a better life, one where there isnt a lying twat

samx

who is looking for a man who isnt a lying two faced dick led slapper - any offers??????


Me me me !!! :D

[Blurt]

Me me me !!! :D

play it cool man :cool:

lol

[El_Mick]

Damn wish i was younger would luv to ge rabbit huntin :o

[purplerabbit]

Damn wish i was younger would luv to ge rabbit huntin :o

ah hun, you get all the cuddles anyway - will we be seeing you at pissed indian this year???


Samx

who isn't really looking for a man who isn a lying dick led wanker coz that would be an impossible task

[purplerabbit]

Me me me !!! :D

lol

thought i would remind you what i look like :)

samx

[Gypsy]

Damn wish i was younger would luv to ge rabbit huntin :o

and you look just the part in that hat :D

elmer !!!!!

[smeghead]

lol

thought i would remind you what i look like :)

samx
think i need me a lie down now :D

[purplerabbit]

think i need me a lie down now :D

assuming thats a good thing want me to come and stroke your fevered brow

Samx

[Goff]

I'll peel the grapes too..... :p

[purplerabbit]

I'll peel the grapes too..... :p

anyone want to join goff and i while we sooth fevered brows, offer peeled grapes and generally play nursey for the day

Samx

[thor66]

anyone want to join goff and i while we sooth fevered brows, offer peeled grapes and generally play nursey for the day

Samx
a soapy t1t w@nk is out of the question then ? :eek:

[purplerabbit]

a soapy t1t w@nk is out of the question then ? :eek:

what you do in the toilets is of your concner

goff and i will be far to busy with our over heated patients

Samx

[slob]

No worries mate :)

just seems when ever i log on now somethings kickin off.
and of late seems to be down to me.


don't flatter yourself fuckface
:D

[purplerabbit]

don't flatter yourself fuckface
:D

oy me and goff are nursing over here now :)

speak gently to the patients

Samx

[Goff]

don't flatter yourself fuckface
:D

Sedate that man and tie him down.... :p

[ernie the dwarf]

oy me and goff are nursing over here now :)

speak gently to the patients

Samx

I have just trapped me ole lad in me fly's can you please and rub it better please :D

[purplerabbit]

I have just trapped me ole lad in me fly's can you please and rub it better please :D

not in a something about mary fashion

speeding over in an efficient nursey fashion, dressed appropriately

and am shocked at the size of what i am seeing

is this good shock or bad shock????????

it so damaged

ern - i dont think you ae ever going to be able to use it agian

Samx

[Jay]

ern - i dont think you ae ever going to be able to use it agian

Samx
What do you mean AGAIN :D

[ernie the dwarf]

ern - i dont think you ae ever going to be able to use it agian

Samx


I think i need a stiff drink and please send in Nurse Goff just to make sure :(

[purplerabbit]

I think i need a stiff drink and please send in Nurse Goff just to make sure :(

passing you a medicinal jd and taking a second look


perhaps if you look after it nicely, give it lots of love and attention and a long rest it will heal in the fullness of time

oh better pour the jd on it, just to clean it you know

Samx

sorry did that hurt?

[The Beer Monsters]

have just trapped me ole lad in me fly's can you please and rub it better please :)
speeding over in an efficient nursey fashion, dressed appropriately and am shocked at the size of what i am seeing

Oooer missus....!!!

[thor66]

hey nurse, av you any vigin oil for this great f#ckin thing :D

[ernie the dwarf]

passing you a medicinal jd and taking a second look


perhaps if you look after it nicely, give it lots of love and attention and a long rest it will heal in the fullness of time

oh better pour the jd on it, just to clean it you know

Samx

sorry did that hurt?

ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG GGGG

can somebody please get me off the lampshade :eek:

[slob]

oy me and goff are nursing over here now

speak gently to the patients

Samx


Sorry!!!!!!
Sedate that man and tie him down.... :p
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKK!!!!!

[Goff]

I think i need a stiff drink and please send in Nurse Goff just to make sure :(

After carefully examining aforementioned bit of you anatomy...my professional opinion is one of that it is completely useless and appears to have been so for sometime...therefore i recommend emergency sugery to amputate the bugger......dont worry you cant take it home in a jar all nicely pickled.... :D

[purplerabbit]

hey nurse, av you any vigin oil for this great f#ckin thing :D

mm vigin oil - is that some sort of unknown medical term ???


Samx

[purplerabbit]

ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG GGGG

can somebody please get me off the lampshade :eek:

come on down now

we wont hurt you

it was only for your own good, theres a good patient


samxx

(holding the giant needle behind her back)

[thor66]

mm vigin oil - is that some sort of unknown medical term ???


Samx
av you never ad a good vigin? :cool:

[ernie the dwarf]

After carefully examining aforementioned bit of you anatomy...my professional opinion is one of that it is completely useless and appears to have been so for sometime...therefore i recommend emergency sugery to amputate the bugger......dont worry you cant take it home in a jar all nicely pickled.... :D

Good job i have nice large stump then ;)

[purplerabbit]

Good job i have nice large stump then ;)ah you are back

come here little boy - it wont hurt, i promise

Samx

[ernie the dwarf]

ah you are back

come here little boy - it wont hurt, i promise

Samx

I was busy caring for my damaged member ;)

[purplerabbit]

I was busy caring for my damaged member ;)

ah well now you dont need me to care for it for you then

Samxx

[ernie the dwarf]

ah well now you dont need me to care for it for you then

Samxx

I DO i'm making a terrible mess :eek:

[iomrob]

I was busy caressing my member ;)


nothing new there then :p :D

[krammer]

is it true that dwarves have knobs that are totally out of proportion to the rest of their bodies?

[Goff]

Im dwarflike and i dont have a knob.....but i know a few....he he he

[krammer]

actually got a dwarf carpenter at our place (no, really :D ) and he's absolutely brilliant at skirting boards but if he has to work any higher he straps a couple of milk crates to his feet. :D

[Jonnyfp]

Used to know a dwarf bungee jumper..


no straight up.

this caused many a laff and much murf...

am i wrong and dirty??

[Voddiemonster]

am i wrong and dirty??

Both cause your a man *sniggers* :D

[krammer]

Used to know a dwarf bungee jumper..


no straight up.

this caused many a laff and much murf...

am i wrong and dirty?? no you are not wrong or dirty (thank you for the text btw jonny that was very thoughtful) the dwarf who works with us really is a laugh a minute character and he is the dirtiest minded little sod i have ever met! :D

[Jonnyfp]

no you are not wrong or dirty (thank you for the text btw jonny that was very thoughtful) the dwarf who works with us really is a laugh a minute character and he is the dirtiest minded little sod i have ever met! :D


And i decided that those who had'nt responded and were'nt on tonite would have had another text.
Well relieved mate everyone is fine.

[krammer]

And i decided that those who had'nt responded and were'nt on tonite would have had another text.
Well relieved mate everyone is fine. you're a good man jonny and i owe you a beer.

[Jonnyfp]

Sharrup bumnugget :D

[krammer]

Sharrup bumnugget :D now just because you come from what is regarded as the colonies by us much more civil north west brummies you should never say sharrup, it is rude. btw the beer offer has now been withdrawn :D

[ernie the dwarf]

is it true that dwarves have knobs that are totally out of proportion to the rest of their bodies?

Dunno about that,but you don't want it for a wart :D

[Fran]

am i wrong and dirty??


Yes,but those are just your best points! :D I used to work beside a dwarf but I couldn't tell you much about him,he liked to keep a low profile. :D

[iomrob]

I used to work beside a dwarf but I couldn't tell you much about him,he liked to keep a low profile.

coat for Fran please :rolleyes:

[Jonnyfp]

Dunno about that,but i got a wart for a knob :D






*snigger*..............

[ernie the dwarf]

*snigger*..............

Wanker...... :D

[krammer]

woofter....

[ernie the dwarf]

Ladyboy........... :p

[kitkatman]

cack pie cosmanaut....

[ernie the dwarf]

cack pie cosmanaut....

Are you stalking me ? :eek:

[Jonnyfp]

cack pie cosmanaut....


LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[krammer]

cack pie cosmanaut.... from uranus :D

[Fran]

Ring pirates...... :p

[krammer]

Ring pirates...... :p from saturn :D (i like this game)