heya all

[dizzy]

just joined your site. fantastic. hope to have many a happy evening with all you interesting people...........
hi goff, took yer advice...
luv ya, bye
lmfao ;)

[Bosun]

hello dizzy and welcome
its all downhil; from here

[dizzy]

hello dizzy and welcome
its all downhil; from here
lol, nicei love downhill its faster :eek:

[critch]

ow do dizzy pint of golden chapion please

[ernie the dwarf]

Wotcha Dizzie,get the drink's in then,a pint of Tangle foot please :D

[dizzy]

ow do dizzy pint of golden chapion please
and mines a jack n coke
who's buyin
lol

[critch]

and mines a jack n coke
who's buyin
lol


YOU.................. :eek:

[dizzy]

Wotcha Dizzie,get the drink's in then,a pint of Tangle foot please :D
will do............... :p

[Fran]

Welcome & I'll have a pils please! :D

[critch]

Wotcha Dizzie,get the drink's in then,a pint of Tangle foot please :D



MMMMMMMMMMMMM badger brewery :D

[iomrob]

run now, while there is still hope, they get you, you cant escape quick their comming now........
no not the injection, i wont tell anyone again aaaahhhhh ZZZZZZZZZZZZ

[dizzy]

YOU.................. :eek:
lol.................... im a scrooge

[dizzy]

run now, while there is still hope, they get you, you cant escape quick their comming now........
no not the injection, i wont tell anyone again aaaahhhhh ZZZZZZZZZZZZ
nice ...................lol

[Jay]

lol.................... im a scrooge
Then we sell you're boots.......easy :D

Pint of Stella please man/woman?

[ernie the dwarf]

MMMMMMMMMMMMM badger brewery :D

One of the south's finest :D

[dizzy]

Welcome & I'll have a pils please! :D
i there....... this bill is gonna be huge lol

[dizzy]

Then we sell you're boots.......easy :D

Pint of Stella please man/woman?
kk
your all mad but i was warned.....lol

[dizzy]

Then we sell you're boots.......easy :D

Pint of Stella please man/woman?
any ways nooooooooooo not me boots aarrrrrrrrggggggghhh

[critch]

One of the south's finest :D


went to dorset on holiday with the good lady wife was going to only stay a night at blandford and did the brewery tour 4 times............


didnt leave for four days :D

[ernie the dwarf]

Btw don't talk to Iomrob cos his hair fight's and he's a scottish fraggle :D

[iomrob]

any ways nooooooooooo not me boots aarrrrrrrrggggggghhh

its ok , he wont sell them , jay has a thing about wearing womens clothing :eek: :D

[dizzy]

its ok , he wont sell them , jay has a thing about wearing womens clothing :eek: :D
lol.....weird no one should ever come between a woman and her boots. :mad:

[ernie the dwarf]

went to dorset on holiday with the good lady wife was going to only stay a night at blandford and did the brewery tour 4 times............


didnt leave for four days :D

Shame on me,i never did get to do the tour :( i do get through a good few bottles mind :D

[iomrob]

Btw don't talk to Iomrob cos his hair fight's and he's a scottish fraggle :D


get back on yer toadstool and stop telling fibs ya pygmy :D

[dizzy]

get back on yer toadstool and stop telling fibs ya pygmy :D
......lmao

[Jay]

its ok , he wont sell them , jay has a thing about wearing womens clothing :eek: :D
Yeah I love wearing a pinny in the kitchen ;)

[dizzy]

so are you all avin a nice tuesday..x

[dizzy]

Yeah I love wearing a pinny in the kitchen ;)
high heels too??

[critch]

soooooooooopa ta stuck in work on me tod hence why ive been on here all day :D

[ernie the dwarf]

So you think you can insult me do you ? bleedin pygmy is it,my second will be calling on you sir :p

[iomrob]

Yeah I love wearing a pinny in the kitchen ;)

pinny was the name of my border collie, why do you wear a border collie in the kitchen.








ok it was spelt pinnie

[ernie the dwarf]

high heels too??

No he just wears a pinny :eek:

[iomrob]

So you think you can insult me do you ? bleedin pygmy is it,my second will be calling on you sir :p


i'll hunt the step ladders out so he can reach my face :p :D

[dizzy]

soooooooooopa ta stuck in work on me tod hence why ive been on here all day :D
............tut tut

[critch]

So you think you can insult me do you ? bleedin pygmy is it,my second will be calling on you sir with a ladder so i can look you in the eye :p


now, now, calm down, calm down

[Jay]

high heels too??
Not on a man......NO :mad:

Don't tell me I am the only one who cooks naked in a pinny :o

[ernie the dwarf]

Right i'm off to the shed to find my Elf bow and arrow's

[Jay]

Right i'm off to the shed to find my Elf bow and arrow's
Need a hand up the steps mate :D

[dizzy]

Not on a man......NO :mad:

Don't tell me I am the only one who cooks naked in a pinny :o
you need at least a pinny or you may burn yer bits .....lol

[iomrob]

Right i'm off to the shed to find my Elf bow and arrow's


anyone remember that song of the late 60s,early 70s...little arrows...quite apt :D

[ernie the dwarf]

Need a hand up the steps mate :D

And you can piss off Mr Bloater :p :D

[Jay]

And you can piss off Mr Bloater :p :D
Another well thought out, intelligent snarl.

Bless his little cotton sock :D

[Goff]

AHHAAAAA!! I sussed ya girly!!

Dizzy is my luvly next door neighbour who is a really great gal...so treat her gently wontcha....he he.....and before any of you blerks have a crack.......YOU SHOULD SEE THE SIZE OF HER HUBBY....... :D

[technoboiler]

well thats my intuition shot to fk then
thought she had summit to do with that fayji one! :confused:






oops,,,editing this,,,i mean fay not fayji,,,,,lol,,,i need more drink :cool:

[ernie the dwarf]

Another well thought out, intelligent snarl.

Bless his little cotton sock :D

LMAO just for that you getting the pink flare's :D

[critch]

AHHAAAAA!! I sussed ya girly!!

Dizzy is my luvly next door neighbour who is a really great gal...so treat her gently wontcha....he he.....and before any of you blerks have a crack.......YOU SHOULD SEE THE SIZE OF HER BOTTY....... :D


cheers for the warning goff ;)

[iomrob]

YOU SHOULD SEE THE SIZE OF HER HUBBY.......


:eek: her hubbies what :eek: and how have you sen it :D

[ernie the dwarf]

AHHAAAAA!! I sussed ya girly!!

Dizzy is my luvly next door neighbour who is a really great gal...so treat her gently wontcha....he he.....and before any of you blerks have a crack.......YOU SHOULD SEE THE SIZE OF HER HUBBY....... :D

Is that ment to worry me lol

[Jay]

LMAO just for that you getting the pink flare's :D
Alright I take it all back.......I'm a porker :D

[iomrob]

Is that ment to worry me lol


yeah stand up for yourself ernie.........oh you are standing up , sorry :D

[dizzy]

AHHAAAAA!! I sussed ya girly!!

Dizzy is my luvly next door neighbour who is a really great gal...so treat her gently wontcha....he he.....and before any of you blerks have a crack.......YOU SHOULD SEE THE SIZE OF HER HUBBY....... :D
nice one you
luv ya :D

[ernie the dwarf]

yeah stand up for yourself ernie.........oh you are standing up , sorry :D

Damn these hi-rise sock's must be duff :mad:

[dizzy]

:eek: her hubbies what :eek: and how have you sen it :D
.........
lol

[Goff]

nice one you
luv ya :D

Awww luv ya too M8 :D

[technoboiler]

Awww luv ya too M8 :D
got any pictures?........

[Goff]

LMFAO!!!!! Errrmmmmm.........cost yer a large 'cardi n coke *cough* :p

[krammer]

goooooooood afternoon dizzy! as i am the only voice of reason on here may i please have a pint of umbongo?

[dizzy]

LMFAO!!!!! Errrmmmmm.........cost yer a large 'cardi n coke *cough* :p
yes and a jackncoke tell im :D

[dizzy]

goooooooood afternoon dizzy! as i am the only voice of reason on here may i please have a pint of umbongo?
um........ :rolleyes: ok

[Yoda]

hello dizzy, welcome

Yoda

[dizzy]

hello dizzy, welcome

Yoda
hey *waves* :cool:

[iomrob]

ok dizzy, its like this Krammer is only allowed out of his padded cell for a couple of hours every day, so just be nice to him , coz if he gets upset the nurses have a hard time getting the straight jacket back on him and into his cell
and if you need advice on dress or any other feminine things yoda is your man/woman/thingy :D

[krammer]

ok dizzy, its like this Krammer is only allowed out of his padded cell for a couple of hours every day, so just be nice to him , coz if he gets upset the nurses have a hard time getting the straight jacket back on him and into his cell
and if you need advice on dress or any other feminine things yoda is your man/woman/thingy :D actually, the hospital said i'm progressing really well and the visions are not all in my head. :p

[iomrob]

actually, the hospital said i'm progressing really well and the visions are not all in my head. :p

ok dizzy , take notes

yes mr krammer , thats good , and what did you have for dinner today, and how is that friendly womble that lives in the corner of your cell :D

[dizzy]

ok dizzy, its like this Krammer is only allowed out of his padded cell for a couple of hours every day, so just be nice to him , coz if he gets upset the nurses have a hard time getting the straight jacket back on him and into his cell
and if you need advice on dress or any other feminine things yoda is your man/woman/thingy :D
i will, no worries, i used to have a straight jacket....

[dizzy]

actually, the hospital said i'm progressing really well and the visions are not all in my head. :p
nice to meet you anyways krammer. so what are ya in for lol

[krammer]

ok dizzy , take notes

yes mr krammer , thats good , and what did you have for dinner today, and how is that friendly womble that lives in the corner of your cell :D for dinner i had liquidised sprouts with mange tout and a bit of duck for protein, washed down with a big glass of milk to make my bones strong.

[krammer]

nice to meet you anyways krammer. so what are ya in for lol dizzy, it was a classic case of mistaken identity, namely i was cloned and he has been causing me trouble ever since.

[Dexxie]

nice to meet you dizzy

Mine is a rather relaxing fortified orange juice - to be sipped in a ladylike manner at all times *hic*



Itsh turning out t'be quite a *hic* good day all round........and the rain has stopped!!! :D

[technoboiler]

hasnt fekin stopped here




av got a nipple on its sooooooo cold :o

[Spike]

Heyya Dizzy !!

I'll have a pint of frog juice, a small elefant and a side od space dust please, and can ya scratch me nose, me jackets done up at the back.....

Oh, and purple crayons taste best.................. :confused:

[krammer]

Heyya Dizzy !!

I'll have a pint of frog juice, a small elefant and a side od space dust please, and can ya scratch me nose, me jackets done up at the back.....

Oh, and purple crayons taste best.................. :confused: spikey me old mucker, what have i told you about those banana flavoured skins? :D

[Spike]

spikey me old mucker, what have i told you about those banana flavoured skins? :D

Got cannabis flavord ones now, banana one's ran out :(

[dizzy]

nice to meet you dizzy

Mine is a rather relaxing fortified orange juice - to be sipped in a ladylike manner at all times *hic*



Itsh turning out t'be quite a *hic* good day all round........and the rain has stopped!!! :D
aww your all so nice aint ya

[Goff]

aww your all so nice aint ya


OOOOOOH....dont be lulled into a false sense of security jus yet hunny.....have ya met Jonny?...*snigger*

[dizzy]

Heyya Dizzy !!

I'll have a pint of frog juice, a small elefant and a side od space dust please, and can ya scratch me nose, me jackets done up at the back.....

Oh, and purple crayons taste best.................. :confused:
.....heyaaaazz
have you tasted them :confused:

[dizzy]

OOOOOOH....dont be lulled into a false sense of security jus yet hunny.....have ya met Jonny?...*snigger*
not yet why???

[dizzy]

Got cannabis flavord ones now, banana one's ran out :(
ooooo can i have one
pls :D

[dizzy]

sorry bout all that guys

[Jonnyfp]

OOOOOOH....dont be lulled into a false sense of security jus yet hunny.....have ya met Jonny?...*snigger*


You can get a brew on while i'm waitin for goff to get back.. :D
welcome to the site hun.

[Dougie]

Greetings Diz,I'm the only sane one here (AYE RIGHT!),and I'd like a nicely chilled Duvel please.

[Spike]

ooooo can i have one
pls :D

Sure ya can :)

[Doro]

sorry bout all that guys

s'ok doll, I fixed it for ya :D

welcome to this here loverly forum, wanna do my mending and ironing while you're here? I don't mind doing it, but I'm dead busy at the mo *sweet smile* :)

[Goff]

Why ya think we call her Dizzy? :p
Doro....i do HER mending for her......specially when she goin out with 5 mins to spare and needs her tights darnin.... :p :p

[BikerGran]

BTW Ernie - did you get to the 3B's? Cos I didn't see you, musta looked straight ober your head.....................

[Friar Tuck]

Evening Dizzy! And welcome!

Did I hear some mention hospital? Any Nurseys? Do they give a good bed bath?

Oh, and Dizzy, you automatically become a member of the Ewokandtuck Institute for the Criminally Inane and the Ewokandtuck Trading Emporium. the Others will explain!

I'll have a pint of Merrydown, with you ta!

[kitkatman]

hellloooooooo.......welcome to the mad house.....leffe please.... :D

[Shep]

Hello Dizzy, and welcome.

I'll have coffee with a side order of 400mg Ibrufen and Codein, please.


*Not well.* :(

[dizzy]

You can get a brew on while i'm waitin for goff to get back.. :D
welcome to the site hun.
ta will do sugar and milk?

[dizzy]

Hello Dizzy, and welcome.

I'll have coffee with a side order of 400mg Ibrufen and Codein, please.


*Not well.* :(
are you pained hunny
awwxx

[Mrs Smudge]

Hi Dizzy,

I'm new to this too... just joined on monday (rather dragged in by Smudge!... but what's new?)

[dizzy]

Hi Dizzy,

I'm new to this too... just joined on monday (rather dragged in by Smudge!... but what's new?)
ooooo alsorts, so whats yours then?? :D

[Mrs Smudge]

anything alcofrolic!!!

actually, i'm not even that fussy :D

[dizzy]

anything alcofrolic!!!

actually, i'm not even that fussy :D
cool well seing as your new too mines a jackncoke :D

[Mrs Smudge]

i've a feeling this is going to end up a large round...
anyone know where i can get jack in bulk?

[El_Mick]

Now that the untermensch have bid you welcome in their usual manner, i will bid you a grand welcome Dizzy.
A guinness and poteen chaser please
mick
aka
nice old gent

[Santa]

Welcome, Dizzy! In spite of what others may have said, I am the only sane one around here (or so my voices tell me)!

[madastoast]

Welcome and if it all gets too much for you then I know a good Psychiatrist :D