Who' got Pat?

[piglet]

OK , so where has she gone as she hasn't been on here for a few days,Surley she hasn't gone on holiday without taking us lot.

[Sheltie]

I got a Pat on the head once

[Rabid]

I've had a Pat on the back. My ex Father in-law had a cow pat in his field!

[Jay]

I had hair on my head once...No idea seeing as I don't even know Pat.

[Friar Tuck]

I played Pat-a-cake when I was a kid!

[z650tart]

i can see a pat-ten developing here :)

[Rabid]

yes but who will be next to PATicipate in it?

[BlackPig]

C'mon this is PAThetic :D

[TaxiDave]

I've got her, but I'm a PAThalogical liar. :cool:

[Bosun]

but im sPATicus

[Rabid]

No i'm sPATicus

[BlackPig]

Maybe a case of PATricide ? :D

[z650tart]

PATience is a virtue..

[blackrose37]

anyone got any PATchouli :D

[poridge wog]

i thought i had better PAT-isapate on this thread :p

[Bosun]

should we start a PATtition to get her back?

[Rabid]

We could do that and get her re-PATriated.

[poridge wog]

is it just me, or is there one PATicular word cropping up a lot :D

[BlackPig]

Hope it don't go to court , for breach of PATtent. :D

[Rabid]

if we are PATient im sure PAT will be back with us soon.

[piglet]

OK, so if we haven't got her who has? :eek:

[Mrs Reject]

but im sPATicus
GROAN!!!!! I think this has to be the worse pun today on this forum:D

[Bosun]

GROAN!!!!! I think this has to be the worse pun today on this forum:D
aaaaw thats the nicest thing etc etc
i would like to thank my parents, brother etc for the use of this pun.. exits stage left to a hail of rotten sprouts :D

[piglet]

Sorry the sprouts will be a bit hard still as they have only been cooking for seven months won't be ready till christmas and then you have to wait till they go off.