Help, I'm a Rally Virgin...

[Odin]

As the title explains i am a rally virgin, and i have a few mates who are trying to convince to go to this years Rock 'n' Blues bike fest... anything i should watch out for? Any tips?

cheers.

[Odin]

just tell me the worst and the least worse i can expect to get...

[guydewdney]

minimum - bucket of water over the head


worst - i dont have the time - but it involves sheep, a tin of beans and a large cucumber.

take a FULL set of spare clothes, and no valuable watches / jewlery

[MrFluffy]

Am I the only one here who just didnt tell anyone my first time??? :)

[Odin]

somehow they already know... i haven't said a word to them!

[Gypsy]

somehow they already know... i haven't said a word to them!

oh dear :D

[Tiger Lily]

Oh Dear, you poor, poor thing, my heart go's out to you.

(Although if I were to be going to R&B I would most def be sqwishing an egg or 2 on 'yer bonce!)

Remember, if you do end up with egg in yer hair, wash it out with cold water, or it will scramble! Then again, with all the other crap that will be with it, you could end up with a rather tasty omelette, NOT!

My first Rallys were Scooter rallys many moons ago, and I managed to escape the Rally Virgin initiation. :D

[z650tart]

it could be worse...you could be going to the 'soggy moggy' as a rally virgin.....

[GarrysPhrogg]

yep the soggy moggy is the place to go see the rally virgins........
still cringing from last year when Jim announced that they were putting a past members ashes over them LOL

[Gypsy]

yep the soggy moggy is the place to go see the rally virgins........
still cringing from last year when Jim announced that they were putting a past members ashes over them LOL

lmao :D

[Grav]

Just relax and enjoy the attention you will be getting.

:D

[Mitch]

Am I the only one here who just didnt tell anyone my first time??? :)

I didn't tell anyone either, went to my first rally (Celtics last year) quaking in my boots hoping no one would find out!!!! No one did :)

[Odin]

Oh Dear, you poor, poor thing, my heart go's out to you.

(Although if I were to be going to R&B I would most def be sqwishing an egg or 2 on 'yer bonce!)

Remember, if you do end up with egg in yer hair, wash it out with cold water, or it will scramble! Then again, with all the other crap that will be with it, you could end up with a rather tasty omelette, NOT!

My first Rallys were Scooter rallys many moons ago, and I managed to escape the Rally Virgin initiation. :D

thing is me mates keep on telling me the sort of thing i am to expect - and to be honest, i think they've bin trying to scare me ****less with stories of lit toilet paper being shoved up your arse, and being whipped naked...etc. so am i right in thinking they're talking a bit of crap, or will i really get it that bad?

[Gypsy]

just remember it can only happen once :D

[Tiger Lily]

just remember it can only happen once :D

But you could be dealing with the after effects for days, weeks, months even.......
Hope you haven't got to much of a hairy arse, they tend to go up like a batch of straw when lit. Just remember not to fart!
:eek:

[Mrs Reject]

I didn't tell anyone either, went to my first rally (Celtics last year) quaking in my boots hoping no one would find out!!!! No one did :)

Ooops sorry Mitch - I posted as Mitch again!!! Mitch has in fact been going to rallies for about 15 years!!!!

[Grav]

You really must check who is logged in, Mrs R. I very nearly wrote Liar! in huge letters after reading that post. :D

[Mrs Reject]

I shall go and hang my head in shame - good thing Mitch hasn't seen this :)

[Yoda]

thing is me mates keep on telling me the sort of thing i am to expect - and to be honest, i think they've bin trying to scare me ****less with stories of lit toilet paper being shoved up your arse, and being whipped naked...etc. so am i right in thinking they're talking a bit of crap, or will i really get it that bad?

Believe every word of it.......knob stretching..nipple clamping....burning all the hair on your body..........Ohh sorry that was just my last weekend

usually a concoction of booze,pop,sloppy food stuf, thrown over you followed by flower eggs etc.....remember your last day at school..at bit like that

what rally is it?

Yoda

[Mrs Reject]

I didn't tell anyone either, went to my first rally (Celtics last year) quaking in my boots hoping no one would find out!!!! No one did :)

Been using poor old Mitch's log in again!! Oh, I think he's just found out! :rolleyes:

[ForestFred]

Been using poor old Mitch's log in again!! Oh, I think he's just found out! :rolleyes:It doesnt mean you cant be got Mrs R. FF goes off and starts filling bucket wiv essence of goat, beer slops and ruuny cheese. :D

[Odin]

Believe every word of it.......knob stretching..nipple clamping....burning all the hair on your body..........Ohh sorry that was just my last weekend

usually a concoction of booze,pop,sloppy food stuf, thrown over you followed by flower eggs etc.....remember your last day at school..at bit like that

what rally is it?

Yoda
Rock and Blues, if i can afford it...

[TaxiDave]

thing is me mates keep on telling me the sort of thing i am to expect - and to be honest, i think they've bin trying to scare me ****less with stories of lit toilet paper being shoved up your arse, and being whipped naked...etc. so am i right in thinking they're talking a bit of crap, or will i really get it that bad?


If all that happens to you, it'll only be the foreplay. Have a look at some totty pictures beforehand though to "warm" you up slightly, cos if you've got a tiny dick and you're being towed round the whole site naked behind a Honda C70, you'll never live it down. :D :D

[Bosun]

i shan't be at rock and blues so you will be safe about c70's

second thoughts i dont have he c70 any more

the main thing is.. well to me anyway the mates you are with, ,if you know the sorts of things they get up to you are pre armed..

go and enjoy..worry after (when the embassasing stain still wont wash out)