Mrs Reject
26-06-2005, 10:34 AM
I fancy a new career as writer for those crappy jewellery offers in Sunday papers. Imagine getting paid a fortune for writing sh*te? Result :)
Todays offer was a tasteful (not) footprints in the sand necklace which is described as,"a truly breath taking work of luxurious jewellery art that captures the compassionate beauty of our lord's unconditional love to perfection" *titter*
Followed by,"combining stylish beauty and celestial splendour, this sumptuous treasure has been lovingly handcrafted, exquisitely plated in precious rhodium (or is that rodent), six sparkling cubic zirconia gemstones radiate with the warmth and purity of God's never ending devotion"
All this wondrous splendour can be yours to treasure for ever for the price of £4.99.
They must be crack heads to come with that kind of bollox
:D
Todays offer was a tasteful (not) footprints in the sand necklace which is described as,"a truly breath taking work of luxurious jewellery art that captures the compassionate beauty of our lord's unconditional love to perfection" *titter*
Followed by,"combining stylish beauty and celestial splendour, this sumptuous treasure has been lovingly handcrafted, exquisitely plated in precious rhodium (or is that rodent), six sparkling cubic zirconia gemstones radiate with the warmth and purity of God's never ending devotion"
All this wondrous splendour can be yours to treasure for ever for the price of £4.99.
They must be crack heads to come with that kind of bollox
:D