Best 200 sqids

[defarter]

I ever spent... 18ft wide circle, about 3ft deep, takes 20 mins to put together and a day to fill up... if you,ve got room in your garden you'll love it and so will your sprogs. :D

[Jay]

By Jove DF, you appear have situated that in your lower meadow, wont the guinea fowl on your estate object?

[Goff]

Bloody hell thats a big un! lol

[Jay]

Bloody hell thats a big un! lol
How Rude ;)

[blackhack]

If this weather keeps up...everyone round to defarters for a pool party....

[defarter]

Bloody hell thats a big un! lol



:o :o :o

[Jay]

If this weather carries on, I'd have to swim there!

[Borg]

Duck Fat , I'm on a water meter

[defarter]

Its just started here mate, Mrs DF was in the pool when the first flash of lightening appeared out of the sky...... I've never seen her move so fekin quick :D :D :D

[krammer]

so that's why there's a water shortage in essex :D 3' deep? fuckin' hell chris can you touch the bottom? :p

[kitkatman]

I ever spent... 18ft wide circle, about 3ft deep, takes 20 mins to put together and a day to fill up... if you,ve got room in your garden you'll love it and so will your sprogs. :D
its lake windamere......looks great.... :D

[Zeek]

its lake windamere......looks great.... :D

your close KKM..its actually locally known as Lake Wickfordmere ;) :D

[Dougie]

Looks like Homer when the Simpsons got a pool! :D :D

[addjunkie]

for fooks sake did ya have to .........................now she who must be obeyed wants one..............she even nicked my tape from garage to see where it would fit

[dracken1]

very nice defarter.

but is'nt it just typical when you have something like that.

some weird looking creature falls in it and dies. i'd get that out of the water as soon as poss mate :D

[defarter]

very nice defarter.

but is'nt it just typical when you have something like that.

some weird looking creature falls in it and dies. i'd get that out of the water as soon as poss mate :D


And i was just getting to like you :(


:D :D

[krammer]

how many gallons dya reckon that inland sea holds then df? :D :eek:

[defarter]

If this weather keeps up...everyone round to defarters for a pool party....


Every ones welcome mate just bring yer cozzies....skinny dipping if yer brave enough :D


Just been to Makro's 18ft pool is £170 + vat or the 10FT pool is £75 + vat they've got stores all over the country if yer want one :p ;)

[defarter]

how many gallons dya reckon that inland sea holds then df? :D :eek:


3400 according to the box :eek:

[Grav]

3400 according to the box :eek:

and it will only take a half pint of piss to fuck it up............ :D

[defarter]

and it will only take a half pint of piss to fuck it up............ :D



"Half a pint" is that the best yer can do :D

[Dougie]

What about a "Picnic bar"? You see one o' them floatin' past............ :eek:

[Grav]

"Half a pint" is that the best yer can do :D
i can do much more, but thats all it takes to contaminate the water enough to render it unsuitable for swimming in. A little snippet I picked up on a health and safety course several years ago.

[defarter]

i can do much more, but thats all it takes to contaminate the water enough to render it unsuitable for swimming in. A little snippet I picked up on a health and safety course several years ago.



It comes with pump and filters, chlorine and all the over bits yer need to keep the water clean, had that one for 3 years now and never had any probs as yet. :D

[defarter]

What about a "Picnic bar"? You see one o' them floatin' past............ :eek:



Er in Dors comes around with a tray with drinks and goodies :D

[Grav]

It comes with pump and filters, chlorine and all the over bits yer need to keep the water clean, had that one for 3 years now and never had any probs as yet. :D

has it got the additive that makes the water go red when it comes in contact with piss?
:D

[Dougie]

Er in Dors comes around with a tray with drinks and goodies :D
Umm,I think you're missing my point here Chris..... :D

[defarter]

has it got the additive that makes the water go red when it comes in contact with piss?
:D


Pass ........ :D

[Bosun]

good practice for glastonbury :D

[defarter]

Umm,I think you're missing my point here Chris..... :D


Sh*t ... you'll have to allow for me age :o

[Dougie]

Sh*t:o
That's what I meant!One o' them'll clear a pool in 10 seconds! :D :D

[defarter]

After the way Er in Dor's got out of that pool when the lightening started "mybe i ought to check the bottom.. :eek: